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    The Meet and Greet

    Has anyone done a meet and greet with an SP, where you just meet to assess each other and nothing otherwise occurs? I guess we could just do an assessment at the door and either stay or run, but I've always felt it was rude to just walk, unless it was an obvious lie about appearance or...
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    You May Be Too Close To An SP if...

    ...if she tells you about her flu, and how she was vomiting and her nose was all crusty. ...if she tells you about her childhood and you want to hug her instead of have sex with her. ... she asks you to spend the night for free. ... she invites you shopping. ... she mentions a bout of food...
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    CT's Guide To Being a Male Escort

    So Ya Wanna Be A Male Escort You think being a male escort would be a dream come true, do you? Fabulous swimsuit models clamoring for your body, all the sex you'd ever want, tons of money. The good life, and then some. You place your ads, invest in new clothes, a place to do business, new...
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    Anyone Had a Concussion?

    Have any of you ever had a concussion? How were you diagnosed? How long did it take to recover? For me, I was hit by a falling tree about 12 years ago. Wasn't diagnosed until many years later when describing the range of symptoms, and was told I "most likely" had a concussion. Can't say i've...
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    Porcha Surrey

    Anyone have any info on Porcha in Surrey - 604-500-7940? Been advertising a long time, pics look good, but the price looks too good to be true, and can't find any info on her. Thanks.
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    Avoiding SP's That Are Too Hot

    Does anyone choose SP's for reasons other than great looks and service? I used to find that SP's (or women in general) that were extremely good looking, and had spectacular bodies just made me come too fast, so unless there were MSOG, it was an experience that wasn't as satisfying as being with...
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    Saving You Money on Canucks Tickets

    I can save Vancouver Canucks fans a lot of money (leaving more for pooning?) by informing them the Canucks will not win a Stanley Cup any time before about 2050. Allow me to explain - in the late 1970's, my father was cheated and greatly insulted and disrespected by the Vancouver Canucks...
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    Reliable Recent Surrey SP's

    Will be doing regular visits to the Surrey/Langley area for most of the rest of the year year. Any recommendations for reliable, smaller-breasted slim Sp's in the 150-200 range? Probably mostly in the Newton Cloverdale area. Also only see SP's with natural breasts, and prefer English speakers...
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    The Dreaded Three-Letter Search

    Bev. Mia. Sam. Bo. Sia. Via. Ava. Etc. Yan. Ev. Any SP who wants to avoid being reviewed just has to choose a name with three, or fewer letters. Does anyone know why it is impossible on perb to do a search for anything under four letters? I've never encountered any site other this one that...
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    Mumps

    Mumps is breaking out all over, including a number of Canucks. Does this mean there's a risk for pooners and SP's?
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    Regrets, I've Had a Few

    When I was a teenager, although I wasn't one of the cool kids, I did have friends, and was athletic, so was never bullied by the psychopaths. But I did stand by while a fat girl and a boy with a facial deformity were relentlessly, and mercilessly picked on. I regretted not doing anything,and...
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    The Non-Full Massage Experience

    I had a sore back for days, so walked into an AMP looking for a massage. If anything else was on offer, I might consider it, but I primarily just wanted and needed a massage. I booked 60 minutes ($60), and the masseuse was actually quite good. I could feel my back loosening up some. She also...
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    Canucks Calls

    The favourite moans of Canucks fans are, "the refs/league are against us" or "We never get the calls." Well, holy shit has that gone up in flames this season. In virtually every game the calls sees to go the Canucks' way. Including tonight's, "I really meant to blow the whistle, even though I...
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    Friday The 13th

    Was wondering if SP's notice a slow-down in business on Friday the 13th's? I'm not normally superstitious, but admit I probably wouldn't go out of my way to book on a F/13, and wait a day "just in case."
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    Are Long Term Clients More Desireable Than New Clients?

    (I'm starting this thread with a post I originally put into another thread, with a few additions, just to get some feedback.) I always thought keeping regulars was the goal of most career SP's, but last year, two long-term SP's lost me as a client. One dumped me, the other I stopped seeing...
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    Please.Thank You. You're Welcome.

    How difficult is it to use those five words? Why are people so impolite? Are we forgetting how to behave in public or around other people? The Skytrain and buses are two areas I really notice how badly people behave around others, but even in the office and in restaurants I see rude behaviour...
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    Hackers at Work?

    Hacking is everywhere. Anti-sex work people are becoming more activists. Anyone know if it is just a coincidence, or has someone taken down another board?
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    Time To Get Ready

    Why is it that an SP might place an ad, and when you call, they always need at least an hour to get ready? What are they doing, and why place an ad if you're not ready? And when an SP says she "Has to get ready" what is happening? Shower, douche, shaving, snorting, buying new shoes, getting...
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    CEO of Backpage Arrested on Pimping Charges

    http://money.cnn.com/2016/10/06/news/backpage-ceo-carl-ferrer-arrest/index.html
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    Cut or Uncut?

    Was wondering what the percentage of circumcised vs uncircumcised clients SP's see and if SP's have a preference for any reason?
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