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    The FRIENDLY "monger travel" discussion thread: a chance to get it off your chest

    The FRIENDLY "monger travel" discussion thread: a chance to get it off your chest There're lots of touring escorts—and lots of traveling mongers. First off, terminology. We guys who enjoy paid sex call ourselves "pooners" in Canada. But as I found out on my overseas trips, most...
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    Do you like pooner poetry? Any examples you know?

    The "Poet's Corner" section of the April 2014 SUBIC EXPRESS contains the following gem: The Winds of Change You're so young and I'm so old Still I'm longing for romance But I'll understand if I am told With you I stand no chance Oh! You are a silly old man I guess I am quite young But my...
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    Spring escape to Shangri-La... for interested brothers only

    Part I: The initial impetus for this trip Mamasan’s smug words still ring in my ears: “Guys don’t wanna get on a plane.” When she doubled the price for MMFF foursomes at her micros, I told her some pooners might seek alternatives overseas...
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    "Guys don't wanna get on a plane"...is that true?

    Funny how things change, and not always for the better. Over the years, a good buddy and I enjoyed several foursomes with willing hotties. We did this at 3 different micros, but mostly we went to a particular micro that shall remain unnamed. We always told the mamasan we were taking the girls...
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    Am I the only guy on PERB with a smoking fetish?

    I'm an avowed non-smoker, only too aware of the downsides of smoking. And yet, frolicking with an attractive lady who puffs away on a cigarette heightens my arousal. Not a must-have, but I like it. I discovered this when I came across an amazing piece of erotic writing on xhamster's...
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    A pooner's mind-boggling memoir...Happen to know of any others like it?

    Consuming erotic non-fiction is one of my healthier addictions. But I don't care for made-up stories, concocted by some author with a boring life. I only like authentic reports—especially those that describe erotic adventures in exotic places. Pooning abroad is perhaps the only real chance most...
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    Keeping that little rascal functioning optimally: what works for you?

    Few relationships could be more important, for a man, than that with his principal pleasure organ. My little rascal must have delivered well over 10 000 orgasms over the years—the overwhelming majority, admittedly, self-induced with the help of porn. Finding willing female partners has always...
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    How to cope with getting older: challenges we face, advantages we enjoy

    https://perb.cc/vbulletin/showthread.php?194337-The-paid-and-the-unpaid-a-poem Went to blow off steam in my favorite dance hall...and met a prettyish lady, 30-something. After a few dances, walking her back to her seat, I jokingly express regret about our age gap. "Age sneaks up on those of...
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    What to do about people who try to make you feel embarrassed about sex talk?

    Ran into a bit of priggishness lately. I went with 2 acquaintances to a late-night coffee shop, after a social event. Didn't know either of them particularly well. "Just got back from Asia," I mentioned. "Had a great time in the Philippines." "That's a far-away place," the woman said. "Why...
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    First time in the Philippines..."not a day without a lay"

    This report is for brothers with an interest in travel. Share the wealth and reap the joy! --- I asked a lovely Filipina bar girl, "What do you do if a fat old super-ugly guy wants to barfine you?" Her reply was, I believe, quite typical of the attitude of Filipina SPs: "I accept whoever God...
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    The SP takes your cash, and a guy appears telling you to get lost...what best to do?

    Felt sadness all day yesterday, after reading Hatrick`s dramatic report. https://perb.cc/vbulletin/showthread.php?189668-Karen-9677-ers-don-t-get-rolled-like-I-did Tremendous pleasure is possible in this hobby, but also many shades of disappointment—and the occasional brutal ripoff. Hatrick`s...
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    DON JON—best movie ever made about men's love of porn?

    Most interesting movie I've seen in a while. Had the greatest conversation with my GF after the movie. http://www.google.ca/movies?hl=en&near=Vancouver,+BC&dq=don+jon+movie&sort=1&mid=3e057469eb531960&sa=X&ei=laVIUv2FIsHLqgHR5IDgCQ&ved=0CDsQwAMoEA Most movies are just escapist...
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    What mistakes are women supposedly prone to during sex? [repost due to poll error]

    http://whgbetc.com/40-mistakes.htm http://whgbetc.com/50-mistakes.htm Just finished reading the second of two cheeky checklists: "Forty mistakes men make when having sex with a woman" & "Fifty mistakes women make when having sex." The latter was (supposedly) compiled by a woman who sure...
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    Sexual DOs & DON'Ts: how do SPs differ from civvies?

    Erotic bloopers...ah, I`ve committed my share over the years. Where I differ from many guys is that I`m willing to learn. That`s why I printed out the list of "40 mistakes men make when having sex with a woman." http://whgbetc.com/40-mistakes.htm This link, like many fascinating links, was...
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    Helping an SP out for free: could you see yourself doing it?

    The thread about "To Pimp Or Not To Pimp" got me thinking about a situation of my own. The circumstances arose in a micro setting—though some of my thoughts may apply in an Indy context as well. --- So you're a strong believer in the importance of SP work for human happiness and social peace...
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    Blissed out by spa treatment: why don't more guys try this?

    There're lots of beauty spas around where ladies get pampered. Now I'm mostly a FS guy, but today I got myself pampered in a different way. Got to a neighborhood beauty spa at 11.30 and left at 2.30. My treatment consisted of an excellent massage with a happy ending, followed by a shower and...
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    Turning women's marriage interest into lays: Which message is best for my button?

    https://perb.cc/vbulletin/showthread.php?183811-So-you-want-to-take-an-Asian-SP-out-socially-Add-your-ideas-how-it-s-best-done/page5 Pondering mimi`s spirited contribution to our friendly debate about joys and challenges of taking Asian SPs out socially, the question haunting me is, "Are women...
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    So you want to take an Asian SP out socially? Add your ideas how it's best done

    There has been a long, lively but diffuse thread about experiences with taking out an SP off-the-clock. https://perb.cc/vbulletin/showthread.php?183489-Taking-an-SP-out-socially-off-the-clock-any-experience-you-want-to-share So I thought, why not start a new thread sharing constructive...
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    Taking an SP out socially, off the clock: any experience you want to share?

    Had a session recently with a topnotch Asian SP. As we lay chatting afterward, she mentioned she was bored and lonely in Vancouver. I've an altruistic streak in my personality and suggested, on the spur of the moment, "Why don't you come dancing with me sometime?" To my surprise, she asked...
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    Why China is swamping the world with (non-pricey) SPs—good or bad?

    The world economy is massively impacted by China—and the sex business is no exception. By far the majority of SPs in many Western cities, like Vancouver, are now Chinese. This seems odd, given that China has a terrible women shortage. China is 10s of millions of marriageable women short, due to...
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