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A man joined a very exclusive nudist colony. On his first day he took off his clothes and started to wander around the area. A gorgeous petite blonde walked by and the man immediately got an erection. The woman noticed his erection, came over to him and asked, did you call for me?' The...

You're right about that. With fixed election dates - which I'm in favour of - the election starts when the last one finished. However, if the NDP lose this election, I think Carol James will step down as leader and the party will have a leadership race and that should make for some interesting...

West Jet service was modelled after Southwest Airlines.

Melissa, you slutty little thing. I like you.:D

WESTJET You gotta love the Canadian sense of humour. West Jet airline attendants make an effort to make the in-flight 'safety lecture' and announcements a bit more entertaining. Here are some real examples that have been heard or reported: On a West Jet flight (There is no assigned seating, you...

Mexico begins legal debate on cannabis legalization Agence France-PresseApril 13, 2009 MEXICO CITY - Mexican lawmakers and experts on Monday began a first debate on the legalization of marijuana as part of a possible strategy to tackle the country's powerful drug cartels. The five-day...

X-rated star Marilyn Chambers dies at 56 The Associated Press 8:09 PM EDT, April 13, 2009 Marilyn Chambers, the pretty Ivory Snow girl who helped bring hard-core adult films into the mainstream consciousness when she starred in the explicit 1972 movie "Behind the Green Door," has died at 56...

The provincial election begins tomorrow. Who are you going to vote for?

My comment consists of two words: Grow Up.

Highest temperature: Al'Aziziyah, Libya » 57,8°C (September 13 th 1922) Fastest increase of temperature: Spearfish , South Dakota , USA » 27°C in 2 minutes, (January 22 nd 1943) Lowest temperature: Vostok Station, Antarctica » -89.6°C (July 31 st 1983) Fastest decrease of temperature...

The Best Investment Money Can Buy Feeling sorry for yourself? Struggling to get by? Wondering how you can get a bailout? Well, stop moping, because it's not too late! Look, we've all heard about Wall Street's losses. But you probably didn't hear about Corporate America's newest sure thing: a...

Who gives a fuck how they won. The fact is they won and that's all that counts. They scored 4 goals, Calgary one. It's not difficult to understand. How the goals were scored is irrelevant once it goes in the net.

For a 54 year old woman she is hot, fake tits and all.

Nothing like a guy with class.

Airplane Cabin Air Filled with Toxic Chemicals by David Gutierrez, staff writer (NaturalNews) A new undercover investigation has found traces of toxic chemicals on board the planes of several popular commercial airlines, bolstering claims from pilots and others that contamination of the air in...

If you can't co-ordinate and organize your communication then you have a problem that you have to correct. If you get as many emails as you say you do then fix it so you don't get as many. You're not as important or as vauluable as you may think you are. Ignoring them is not the answer. If you...

Personally, I think it's just simple fucking laziness. It doesn't take that long to check your voice mail. This guy only had 24 voice mails and he couldn't take the time to answer them? Depending on how long they were, it could have been done in 10-minutes. It doesn't say if they were left on...

Dear Employees, Due to the current financial situation caused by the slowdown in the economy, Management has decided to implement a...

A doctor was addressing a large medical audience in Vancouver: “The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago.” “Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High fat diets can be disastrous...

1. The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi. 2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian. 3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still. 4. A rubber band pistol was...