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Sex on hood of BMW leads to gun charges By Kelly Sinoski, Vancouver SunApril 29, 2009 A 30-year-old man carrying a .22-calibre revolver when he was prohibited from possessing a firearm was literally caught with his pants down Wednesday morning. Two transit police officers were cycling...

Sarah Orlesky of TSN. She's hot and she's smart. She asks far more intelligent questions of these overpaid athletes than any guy I've heard. I didn't realize until reading her bio that she used to work in Vancouver. Jennifer Hedger of TSN is attractive but is probably the worst broadcaster I've...

Why do people try and be funny, and post their non-humorous comments, thereby derailing the thread? Everybody thinks they're a comedian.

She's pretty hot -- but she's very strange. Brandi had cosmetic surgery to make herself look like Carmen Electra. “My first obsession with Carmen Electra was when she was on Baywatch and ever since then she’s kinda caught my eye. I’ve kind of been collecting all her photos and pictures and...

Was she worth it?

It's working.

Isn't that what your clients are supposed to do?:)

Couple caught having sex in dumpster Times ColonistApril 24, 2009 Most couples wanting to spend a little quality time together wouldn’t choose a place like this. A Saanich police officer responding to a complaint of suspicious activity early yesterday morning in the Quadra/McKenzie area...

CBC meltdown gave 'humpbacked geeks' something to do: Billy Bob Thornton Billy Bob Thornton can't understand why his recent meltdown on CBC Radio caused such a furor, but at least it gave "humpbacked geeks" something to do, he said Tuesday on the late night show Jimmy Kimmel Live. "The fact...

Very clever. Great response.

She probably knows that with your massive ego there's not enough room in the bed for the two of you.

You obviously didn't understand my post -- which, in your case, is not an unusal occurance. There is a distinct difference between a problem and an "annoying inconvenience" that Jodie referred to. For you to equate a man beating his wife with an "annoying inconvenience" is a specious argument...

Jodie, I think you're over reacting a little. By your own admission it's an annoying inconvenience. In other words, it disrupts your normal routine. I would hardly describe that as something to get worked up about. Take a trip to a third-world country and ask someone there who's living in a...

What do you mean "it means nothing.?" What would you like the company to do?

An Aussie was washed up on a beach after a terrible shipwreck. Only a sheep and a sheepdog were washed up with him. Looking around, he realised that they were stranded on a deserted island. After being there a while, he got into the habit of taking his two animal companions to the beach every...

Two drug dealers get brought before a judge. The judge tells them that if they can get others to stop selling drugs over the weekend that charges against them would be dropped. That monday the judge asks the first one "How many people did you get to stop doing drugs?". "15", he replied. "Very...

Charges expected after pizza employees video sneezing, farting on food By Graeme Wood, Canwest News ServiceApril 16, 2009Comments When you order pizza, sometimes you need a special request — extra ham, maybe half olives, easy on the sauce. And usually special orders are at the customer's...

40 per cent of Australian women wear a bra with a cup size DD or bigger By Elle Halliwell The Sunday Telegraph April 5, 2009 THE bra market is expanding, literally. Up to 40 per cent of Australian women now buy bras with a cup size of DD or higher, new figures from lingerie suppliers show...

A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does so, she begins to gently caress his beard which is full and...

Two married friends are out drinking one night, when one turns to the other and says, 'You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage and take my...