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Dear Employees, Due to the current financial situation caused by the slowdown in the economy, Management has decided to implement a...

A doctor was addressing a large medical audience in Vancouver: “The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago.” “Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High fat diets can be disastrous...

1. The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi. 2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian. 3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still. 4. A rubber band pistol was...

A guy walks into a bar in Alabama and orders a white . All the hillbillies sitting around the bar look up, expecting to see some pitiful panzy Yankee from the north. The bartender says, "You ain't from around here, are ya?" The guy says, "No, I'm from Canada." The bartender says, "What do you...

Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony. The woman...

DUST MITE FACTS * You spend approximately one third of your life in bed, more time than anywhere else in the home, but incredibly, it is the place you clean the least – if at all! * Six squeamish facts about dust mites: * The average bed contains millions of dust mites, which thrive on the...

Edmonton Chinese restaurant closed by health inspectors By Jodie Sinnema, edmontonjournal.com March 18, 2009 EDMONTON — Health inspectors have closed a south-side Chinese restaurant after they found knives and storage containers encrusted with food, raw meat being stored with ready-to-eat...

5 Secrets of Sexually Satisfied Women From: Men's Health Magazine We asked 3,289 women how happy they are with their sex lives. Then we took notes from the ones with the biggest smiles. 1. She Wants More Although our survey shows that satisfied women have sex several times a week, two out...

THE BEST OF THE WORST COUNTRY-WESTERN SONG LYRICS 1. Her Teeth Was Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure. 2. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away? 3. I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling. 4. I Just Bought A Car From A Guy That Stole My Girl, But The Car Don't Run So I Figure We...

Principals 'dumbing down' B.C. schools, teachers say Complain they’ve been ordered to allow rewrites, never give zeros, accept late work By Janet Steffenhagen, Canwest News Service March 15, 2009 VANCOUVER — B.C. teachers complained Sunday that school principals are ordering them to...

This is an extremely revealing interview with Jim Cramer from 2006 in which he talks about ways he mainpulates the stock market. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWVmlxhk-tU

10 Baffling Medical Conditions Here are some unusual medical conditions that have received recent media attention. When You Can't Open Your Eyes for Three Days Natalie Adler, 21, of Caulfield South, Melbourne, Australia, says she can sense the onset of her unusual condition. "The night...

The following is from A Conscious Person's Guide to Relationships by Ken Keyes, Jr. Chapter 8: Involvement, Yes; Addiction, No. To get the most from your relationship, you'll find it helpful to distinguish between involvement with a...

From Urban Dictionary National Jerk Off Day In today's world, anyone can make up a holiday. It has thus been declared that from this day on, April 2 will be known as National Jerk Off Day. Males of all ages should beat off on this day to their dick’s content! (Just because they can) Not...

BAGHDAD, March 12 (Xinhua) -- An Iraqi court sentenced on Thursday the Iraqi journalist who threw his shoes at U.S. ex-president George W. Bush to three years in prison. Defiant Muntadhar al-Zaidi, 30, had pleaded not guilty at the court room of the Iraqi Central Criminal Court. Judge...

NaturalNews.com printable article Originally published January 16 2009 Chrysalis Nutritionist Stephen Heuer Arrested by Federal Marshalls in FDA Raidby Mike Adams, the Health Ranger, NaturalNews Editor (NaturalNews) Both the FTC and FDA are turning up the heat on nutrition-oriented companies...

Can anybody offer me suggestions as to a good anti spyware program? The one I'm using now is a freebie - SUPER anti spayware - but since I've been using it, my computer is running slower than a Commodore 54. Over the last couple of days, when I try to go on a website it is so slow that it...

May you find serenity and tranquility in a world you may not always understand. May the pain you have known and the conflict you have experienced give you the strength to walk through life facing each new situation with courage and optimism. Always know that there are those whose love and...

Man Dies After 12 Hour Viagra Fueled Orgy KTLA News February 27, 2009 MOSCOW -- He won the bet, but lost his life. Police say 2 women bet their friend Sergey Tuganov that he couldn't keep up with them during a 12-hour sex marathon. The prize, $4,300. Tuganov took the bet and decided to...

Gerald Celente is one of the foremost trend forecaster in the world. http://http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9nJ7LM3iyNg