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    You gotta love smart kids!

    This is a story of a 16 year old boy from New Hampshire who won the World's shortest essay competition. He was awarded a scholarship at the University of Harvard for his imagination and humour. Here's an example of absolute brilliance. Shortest Essay : An English university creative writing...
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    Joke

    A general store owner hires a young female clerk with a penchant for very short skirts. One day a young man enters the store, glances at the clerk, and glances at the loaves of bread behind the counter. "I'd like some raisin bread, please." the man says politely. The clerk nods and climbs up a...
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    Chicks & Chocolate

    Women Prefer Chocolate To Sex Over half of women in the UK would rather curl up with a chocolate bar than have sex, according to a new survey By Charlotte Eyre 6/11/2007 Cadbury commissioned the survey, which asked a nationally representative sample of 1,524 adults about their...
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    Great Little Story

    The One Car Theory What if you only had one car? It would be issued to you by the government when you turned eighteen. Any automobile of your choice. That auto would be your only auto and would have to last you for an entire lifetime. If it wore out, it could not be replaced. Once gone, you...
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    Orgasm

    Orgasm Fun Facts » During orgasm, the heart averages 140 beats per minute. The average resting heart rate for a man is around 70 beats per minute. The average resting heart rate for a woman is around 75 beats per minute. » Average duration of orgasm (male): 3-5 seconds. » Average duration...
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    Vagina Facts

    Fun Facts Average Depth of a Vagina: between 3 to 6 inches. Largest Vagina: the female blue whale with a normal length of 6 to 8 feet. Largest Human Vagina: belonged to a woman who was 7'8" tall. Smallest Vagina: 2 or 3 centimeters - surgery is required for correction. Longest Clitoris...
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    And You Thought You Had Problems!!!

    Computer technician accidentally wipes out info on Alaska's $38 billion fund The Associated Press Tuesday, March 20, 2007 JUNEAU, Alaska: Perhaps you know that sinking feeling when a single keystroke accidentally destroys hours of work. Now imagine wiping out a disk drive containing...
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    Facts on Farts

    Where does fart gas come from? The gas in our intestines comes from several sources: air we swallow, gas seeping into our intestines from our blood, gas produced by chemical reactions in our guts and gas produced by bacteria living in our guts. What is fart gas made of? The composition of...
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    The World is Melting Away

    If anyone watched 60 Minutes Sunday night there was a compelling segment on global warming. For those who didn't see it, it can be found here: http://www.cbsnews.com/sections/i_vi...ml?id=2635779n Be patient, it takes time to download.
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    Interesting Speech

    This is the text of the Commencement address by Steve Jobs, CEO of Apple Computer and of Pixar Animation Studios, delivered on June 12, 2005. I am honored to be with you today. I never graduated from college. Truth be told, this is the closest I've ever gotten to a college graduation. Today I...
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    Th Dirty Dozen - Pesticides and Food

    When Should You Buy Organic? Free Guide Ranks Pesticide Contamination of Fruits and Vegetables WASHINGTON — If you're concerned about food safety, you probably already look for organic produce at the supermarket. But if you can't always buy organic, you can still dramatically lower your...
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    Interesting Facts About Death

    19 Facts About Death You May Not Want to Know The life insurance Web site, LifeInsure.com, collected a list of 19 historical errata, superstitions and just plain weird facts about death. Here's a sampling of a few, although you will need to click the link below to see the complete list...
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    The Five Absolute Worst Foods You Can Eat

    The Five Absolute Worst Foods You Can Eat By Dr. Joseph Mercola with Rachael Droege There are no "bad" foods, right? Only food you should eat in moderation? Well, not really. The following foods are so bad for your body that I really can't see any reason to eat them. Not only do they...
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    March 14 is "Steak & Blow Job Day"

    Guys, you know the drill. Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for a significant other by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic. Every Valentines day you rack your brains for that one special, unique gift...
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    Blocked Calls Question

    I'm trying to unblock my Roger's cellphone but I don't know how to do it. Can anyone offer any input? Thanks.
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    Any Takers?

    Saw this ad on Craigslist. i LOVE having my ass eaten and i'm in a shit financial situation... looking for a sexy beast to come over and eat out my asshole, i want you to jerk off while you do it and blow your load all over my back and ass and i want you to donate $100 to my cause pics...
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    Questions for today

    Have any of you guys ever fisted a woman? Have any women fisted themselves or another woman? What does it feel like when you get your whole hand in there? I've seen a few videos where one female oils up her hand and then starts to manipulate it into the other woman's pussy. For some women it...
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    Interesting story

    LYING ABOUT OFFICE ROMANCE IS CAUSE FOR DISMISSAL 6/5/2006 The BC Supreme Court recently upheld the dismissal of a manager because he lied to his employer about his sexual relationship with a subordinate. The dismissed employee, a branch manager, became romantically involved with a...
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