As far as shithole goes, this one (ie/ Vancouver) is pretty good.
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As far as metaphor goes, this one is pretty shit.Curious Boy said:Vancouver appears like that gorgeous woman across the crowded dance floor. Stunning, ravishing, you can't take your eyes off her. You go to her, she smiles, and then she opens her mouth to speak. What the hell was that noise? That's her grating voice? That's OK, she's so beautiful, I don't mind. What is she babbling on about? Oh, um, keep talking dear, I'll just keep drooling over your, um, figure. Your place? Now? Let's go !
One thing leads to another, and you find yourself lying naked on her bed, clothes strewn about the room. That grating voice of hers is still giving you a migraine. WTF is she saying? Does it matter? You've just fucked a beautiful woman, whose presence you cannot stand, whose voice makes your ears hurt, and who keeps ranting about, well, who knows what she's ranting about, you stopped listening hours ago.
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