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In a recent study.....Nine out of ten guys prefer women with curves.
....that last guy, drinks red wine, checks out the other nine guys,
....and drives a Ford.
 
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I've been happy with the Fords I've driven over the years. I like red wine well enough. I prefer women with ... well, I just prefer women.
 
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sybian said:
In a recent study.....Nine out of ten guys prefer women with curves.
....that last guy, drinks red wine, checks out the other nine guys,
....and drives a Ford.
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:pound: Ford, another four letter word.
I always thought there was something a little "queer" about my brother in law. LOL!!

Mopar born and bread am I. Like they say, Mopar or no Car.

Okay Kami sweets, your turn babe!




....................QM'r
 
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In the (rear)end... when you bang the hitch or bust a nut, it doesn't matter which tailgate you're at, as long as you can hang on you're good to go
 
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I remember the story of new recruits joining the military and in those days they had simple tests. The Dr. Said Ok now I am going to check your heart rate, he listened with the stethoscope. Thump thump was the steady beat Marilyn Monroe he said THUMP THUMP THUMP THUMP the heart rate went racing, OK you can go back to the Barracks, thump thump thump back to normal. Next guy OK heart rate steady, Marilyn Monroe, THUMP THUMP THUMP THUMP wildly racing heart rate, OK you can go back to the Barracks, thump thump steady beat.
Next guy OK heart rate steady, Marilyn Monroe, thump thump thump steady beat, hmmm Jane Mansfield, thump thump thump steady beat, hmm OK you can go back to the Barracks THUMP THUMP THUMP THUMP!
 
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I was going to go too town this morning....I have someone's car stuck in the end of my driveway.
I have no idea who's it is, nobody is around, and the snow is to fresh to find any tracks.
Nobody banged on my door last night....but that could be because of my 150 pound drooling Mastif, who doesn't like people walking down my mile long driveway, and really gets grouchy, when someone wakes him up in the middle of the night.
The local First Nations people just call him " Holy Shit!"....and come to think of it, he did growl last night around 2AM, but I chalked it up to a wild animal prowling around my front porch.
What I can't figure out is.....how did a two wheel drive car......make it this far?...and why did they choose my driveway to pull over in?
Or even a better question...what happened to them?
 
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Well that’s a bit of a mindfuck, could there be a body in the trunk, hmmm ya just never know with these things better load up!
 
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Mrmotorscooter said:
Well that’s a bit of a mindfuck, could there be a body in the trunk, hmmm ya just never know with these things better load up!
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No loading up yet......I'm a passive man, with no vigilantly tendencies.
Emailed the local LE, as I don't have a landline or cell signal. The vehicle hasn't been stolen, so I may have to have it towed in a few days.
I'm going to chain onto it with my tractor, and skid it outta the way for now..I may have an emergency ,like running out of coffee.
 
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sybian said:
What I can't figure out is.....how did a two wheel drive car......make it this far?...and why did they choose my driveway to pull over in?
Or even a better question...what happened to them?
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Did your Mastiff scoff down his usual chow this morning, or did he snub his nose at it and is curled up on the porch, happy and content?
 
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Miss Hunter said:
Genesis 1:27 God made man in His own image.

Well that means God is a dirty depraved pervert Himself.
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And who is this Genesis guy you speak of ?????
Is he a perb member - is he going to post at 1:27 - and if so, is that AM or PM ?? ...(I'm really intrigued)
And I thought there was a rule that we couldn't mention child molesters or perverts on Perb.
 
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Miss Hunter said:
Because of neuroplasticity, I think there is potential to correct the urges and behaviour of child molesters. It would likely just take some unethical research to find the “cure”.
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I agree with this being possible. The correct neuronic pathways may be non existent to begin with and remapping could definitely be something to consider. This is really fascinating stuff and science is really advancing. Being aware of how the brain and behavioural and emotional chemistry works together is truly something this world is missing...
 
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sybian said:
Well.....my nearest neighbor is a few Klms.
I think perhaps someone may have picked them up, under the snow there is the remains of a fire....well, a feeble attempt at one.
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possibly some skidooers. I've been rescued by a skidooer or two in my day out in the hills but it was my boyfriend that got stuck, not me...
 
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possibly some skidooers. I've been rescued by a skidooer or two in my day out in the hills but it was my boyfriend that got stuck, not me...
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It had nothing to do with the placement of your hands, while he was trying to control the snow machine?
I've been guilty of losing control of several pieces of equipment, but in my defence......the young lady was in front of me, and in my lap......and I don't know anything about the various articles of clothing I would find inside the hay bales that winter.
It never ceases to amaze me how a bra and panties, as delicate as they are, can go through a bailing machine, get thrust into the hopper, make it by the knife, get packed into a bale, .....and come out almost perfect months later.
 
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sybian said:
It had nothing to do with the placement of your hands, while he was trying to control the snow machine?
I've been guilty of losing control of several pieces of equipment, but in my defence......the young lady was in front of me, and in my lap......and I don't know anything about the various articles of clothing I would find inside the hay bales that winter.
It never ceases to amaze me how a bra and panties, as delicate as they are, can go through a bailing machine, get thrust into the hopper, make it by the knife, get packed into a bale, .....and come out almost perfect months later.
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:laugh: too funny!! You're quite the ladies man!!
..but no, I was driving my own truck
 
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Quarter Mile'r said:
:pound: Ford, another four letter word.
I always thought there was something a little "queer" about my brother in law. LOL!!

Mopar born and bread am I. Like they say, Mopar or no Car.

Okay Kami sweets, your turn babe!

....................QM'r
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MOPAR, another four-letter word, spelled FIAT.
 
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