Why guys? Why are so many of you so into 69??

[badbadboy]

So many things to quote in this thread but where the fuck to start lol ound:

 

[summerbreeze]

at least one takeaway is the insight that it can be uncomfortable for some women

I always thought the distraction of giving a bj at the same time hindered the ability to climax and normally just used a 69 as a warmup to some serious non-distracted oral treatment

good to know that the physical discomfort of the position can be an issue for some

will have to remember to let the lady initiate in the future ~

 

[theloadmaster]

I think the next 10 guys should book one hour appointments and all only want an hour of 69. Just 69.

 

[opticaltubeassembly]

LOL well obviously you don't mind staring at a hot woman's ass. I wouldn't mind that either. But ask yourself this: would you want your ass in your face, freshly showered or not?

What a charmer.

Next.

 

[uncleg]

I love 69!! The only downside is I can't moan as much as usual.. Because I have a cock down my throat! Lol.
I especially love 69 with my ATF client BBB.. He's a oral good! Lol!

......he's a what..????










........I understand he spends a lot of time working on his technique.....

 

[nickcan]

What a charmer.

Next.

LOL well obviously you don't mind staring at a hot woman's ass. I wouldn't mind that either. But ask yourself this: would you want your ass in your face, freshly showered or not?

Good luck getting women to pay you for having sex if you can't stand the sight of a man's hairy ass crack.
Most women can either get laid by men or women for free and if they can't they won't pay.
Men are used to paying, women aren't.

 

[NataliaBijoux]

......he's a what..????










........I understand he spends a lot of time working on his technique.....

Lol!! That's what happens when I type on my phone!!
He's a oral god is what I meant lol

 

[bcneil]

I hate to 69. I am so tall that it makes my neck hurt after about 30 seconds.

 

[Larry Storch]

(snip)Why, men? WHY???

I think 69 can be very appealing even just for the fact that one gets to look at a beautiful thing(s)
while receiving pleasure; it's right there! So close by! (this in itself can be a fun tease turn on thing.
Couple that up with some dirty talk from her.....)
I had a woman tell me "no" to any oral contact from me to her during "69".
Initially, I thought "why bother with 69 then"
but then she had such a beautiful ass and vagina, etc. so it totally worked.
I think it's a nice option but success or feasibility obviously depends on height and-or
body proportions of each person.

HAHAHA! Again, this is a male perspective, staring at a cute little rosebud bum...think about the female perspective. Would you be stoked if you booked an SP, went to 69 her, and you were met with a hairy, pimpled ass crack, that smelled slightly of old poop? I don't think so.

Uhmmm, I thought you were asking for the male perspective? Am I missing something here? Someone gives you what you are asking for and you ridicule them for it.
If I "were met with a hairy, pimpled ass crack, that smelled slightly of old poop" by the SP I was seeing I sure as hell wouldn't continue with the session. Why would you continue with a client? If you are so worried about the possibility of this happening just do as others in this thread have stated, make it a restriction. Problem solved.

Perhaps one day we may see Cameron's retirement thread written along the same lines as Nicole Green.

 

[badbadboy]

......he's a what..????










........I understand he spends a lot of time working on his technique.....

Lol!! That's what happens when I type on my phone!!
He's a oral god is what I meant lol

You heard it here first uncleg.

After all, these are times we are in with SP's reviewing clients ound:

Me, I'm just happy I met Natalia she is a lot of fun and a nice person to boot.

 

[uncleg]

It's a Scout merit badge.

Actually, not my lucky number. I like to see what's going on.

So you're more of a 70 type of guy..............

 

[badbadboy]

So you're more of a 70 type of guy..............

Or if it's a 68, it means "You do me and I will owe you one :nod:"

 

[sbill]

Lol!! That's what happens when I type on my phone!!
He's a oral god is what I meant lol

I thought it was more like the old D&D gaming stuff:

Lawful Good
Lawful Evil
Chaotic Good
Chaotic Evil

Oral Good would be the alignment of a dwarf with a big grin on his face all the time!

 

[Ms Erica Phoenix]

I thought it was more like the old D&D gaming stuff:

Lawful Good
Lawful Evil
Chaotic Good
Chaotic Evil

Oral Good would be the alignment of a dwarf with a big grin on his face all the time!

You forgot my personal favourite: Chaotic Neutral! D I'm a rogue, I am!

 

[uncleg]

Seriously. Just out of curiosity, why does 69 seem like such a thing that men are into? Am I alone in being an SP who loathes doing this act? It's awkward, there's zero chance that I'll cum or that I'm even enjoying myself because I'm having to keep myself propped up in an uncomfortable position, usually the guy is also at an awkward position so the task at hand isn't being done well, and then on top of that, there's usually a sweaty, hairy man ass in my face. EXTRA gross bonus points if I get a client that seems to think woman-on-the-bottom 69 is a good idea. I do not have an extendable neck with an extra joint to make that happen. It always results in me, being squished under a heavy man body, starting at ass crack/hole, cock and balls, unable to do much even with my hands, because those are trapped under splayed man legs. Would that be enjoyable for anyone?? Why can't we just do oral sex the normal way?? One at a time?? Or two on one?? But not simultaneously!!

Why, men? WHY???

 

[wilde]

Why? What else am I going to do with the other 55 minutes of my appointment?:eyebrows:

As for the hairy pimpled ass crack with the aroma of old poop. I thought that's what the 350 are for...

 

[Edward Lei]

I think the next 10 guys should book one hour appointments and all only want an hour of 69. Just 69.

We should set that up as a group buy for a reduced rate or something. I want in on it. And I don't even like 69 or DATY!

 

[bdan]

Well this was a very fun read.

What really makes me smile (other the OP) is the fact that so many guys got offended by her postings. It should just be common sense to realize that not everyone she deals with is squeaky clean and has major 69 game.

Personally, I thought it was very cool until I did it a few times and realized the neck wasn't designed to be in those positions for that length of time.

Now I'd just as soon be lazy and accept the erotic ministrations that I've paid for.

Besides ... I am SO good all I have to do is bring out my wallet and they are moaning with pleasure.

I so have game!

 

[hornygandalf]

But I can do the authentic real life GFE "Hun..I'm tired & have a headache..not in the mood..please just go jerk off to porn tonight" lol

i thought that was the authentic 'wife' experience. Never had that with a GF... but what would I know about GFs.

 

[summerbreeze]

I was giggling non-stop throughout the 6 pages of this thread.. Come on guys, would it kill ya to just lay back, relax and get a bj??

certain subjects on this board do seem to pick up their own momentum........ blow off some steam, or get blown......

I vote lay back, relax and get a bj