And you can add these to my Xmas Wishlist too. I've been a good elf! Honest!!!Here's a little preview... more pics to come
Cookie Bake-Off is ON!
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Nope, it begged for mercy but we were merciless!
Then my local homeless guy picked it up promptly on garbage day! God only knows what HE used it for.....
Then my local homeless guy picked it up promptly on garbage day! God only knows what HE used it for.....
My time as a Christmas elf. I suppose this could be a post unto itself, but it won't be. To set the stage, there comes talk of a Christmas bakeoff....then talk about a crumb boy or girl....to which I pay little attention. Then comes a planned visit to Vangroovie and a subsequent firming of the date for the bakoff. I happen to be in Vangroovie at this time, and I happen to be invited to partake as crumb boy. I whine a bit about how it "will all be nothing but work" to which I am greeted with...."pfffft, you should be honoured"....and, of course I am. But, in my mind, I know it will be work and I will need to be attentive, alert, and sort of sober. Then comes the brilliant idea about costuming the crumb boy with a certain someone who shall remain nameless suggesting to Miss Freyja that I would look good in a pair of elvin tights. I have enough sense and humility to know that I don't look good in tights and so attempt to intercede by participating in the purchase of said elvin costume. Fortunately, it arrives by express post in time for the event....along with the imported chinese pearl necklaces.
Comes the day of the event. I am assisting in the prep, moving things, fetching things, assisting as best I can. The first arrival is the d.j. chick. I'm thinking she's going to have some sort of computer and little sound hook up.....she starts moving in these massive speakers, stands, and a Denon rig that I've not seen the likes of before. I assist her in setting it up, fuck it's some heavy stuff and a lot of it. Freyja consents to the positioning, and we get that puppy up and loaded....cables running here, there, and everywhere. First thought on this d.j. chick....she's uber competent, calm, and genuinely interesting. That thought doesn't change one iota throughout the course of the evening. She's a pro.
I won't list the arrivals by name nor number, I simply don't recall the order. What I can say, is that the party was, in fact, a party. It was a working party with Miss Jasmine's photographer playing a central and incredibly competent role. I recall asking him "can you make me look good??"....he replied without so much as a smile...."of course". You gotta like that kind of confidence.
Then there are the ladies. VV was there, c/w her premade cookies. Two memories of VV....one is how she simply leaped into Santa's lap for the photo shoot....the other was a quiet chat when she inquired as to how I was making out with my Greek diet....which I had picked up from a post of hers way back when in the lounge. I had to admit my failure but I liked that she asked. VV exudes a quiet confidence and sexuality.
Then comes Vanessa Kelly who I had met the night prior at the Post Perl/Werl meeting. My best memory of VK was while she was making the icing for the cookies. I think I was trying to help, and she just pfffft'd and whipped it up with some water and icing sugar. Then comes someone remarking about how GOOD it is and how it must have been so DIFFICULT to make. Both Vanessa and I kind of start laughing at this comment at the same time....leading the commenter wondering and issuing followup questions like...."o.k., so what's in it????". You likely had to be there, it was just a silly little moment. Vanessa is a fun chick, she reminds me of that hot blonde next door who was always friendly but you just never felt like you had a chance with. Well....maybe YOU did....but.....
There is, of course, Miss Jasmine. I cannot help but be in awe of Miss Jasmine, she is so very good at what she does. My memory of Miss Jasmine, beyond trying to get that cookie that she made for me....consists of two events. The first is as I am putting a new arrival's coat into Miss Freyja's bedroom for safety sake....and I stumble in as Miss Jasmine is getting changed into her Christmas outfit. Oh shit! "Sorry Miss J"...as I avert my eyes and try to ease back out. She replies "relax eddie, put the coat away. It's not like you haven't seen me naked before". The other memory was whilst I was doing a round of dishes....it's a constant job keeping the dishes clean, the ashtrays empty, the wine glasses refilled...etc etc etc...and the moment I recall, was with both my hands engaged in soaping and rinsing dishware in the sink. Miss Jasmine wanders by and simply pops a piece of cookie into my mouth. A minor event in the greater scheme of things but it struck me as a kind and gentle gesture. She's a class act every step of the way.
What can I say about Miss Freyja's friend Harmony? Well, when she first arrived I could tell she was just "taking it all in". She wasn't there to be involved in the pictures and she looked at me when I answered the door to let her in and take her coat like I was from the moon. But, c'est ca la vie. She warmed up a bit to me as the evening went on and I have two memories here also. The first is her....omg...I don't know if I should repeat this but it was funny as all fuck. Somehow the conversation shifts around to nose picking. I mean really, who hasn't picked their nose? Then she sticks her finger into Miss Freyja's nose and holds it there. As if that's not funny enough, amidst all the comments from the gathered, she pulls it out after a while and sucks it clean. Well holy fuck....was THAT ever funny. Harmony rose up 20 points in my estimation with that simple act. She is a delightful human. Next memory was of her commenting to Miss Freyja that "everybody needs an eddie"....whilst I was finishing washing some dishes. How can you not like someone as perceptive as THAT?
I also had the chance to meet and visit with some fellow perbites who accompanied the ladies to the party. Without fail, interesting fellows. It's always fun to chat at a party with quiet confidence and they were all of that. It struck me, as it has struck me at Merl meetings, and the one Perl/Werl meeting.....that my fellow perbites are generally intelligent and likely at the top of their respective games. Whatever their games might be.....it simply isn't my business. It's just an observation of fact.
To conclude, a tip of my hat to the delightful Miss Freyja for hosting such a party as the one she did. She put a lot of thought, effort, and time into it and....throughout it all....never failed to be anything but a most competent and accomplished hostess for all concerned. Thank you for allowing me to assist Miss Freyja. It was truly my honour and a memory that permits a smile to flash over my face when I think of it. And, those are memories worth having.
most respectfully,
eddie
Comes the day of the event. I am assisting in the prep, moving things, fetching things, assisting as best I can. The first arrival is the d.j. chick. I'm thinking she's going to have some sort of computer and little sound hook up.....she starts moving in these massive speakers, stands, and a Denon rig that I've not seen the likes of before. I assist her in setting it up, fuck it's some heavy stuff and a lot of it. Freyja consents to the positioning, and we get that puppy up and loaded....cables running here, there, and everywhere. First thought on this d.j. chick....she's uber competent, calm, and genuinely interesting. That thought doesn't change one iota throughout the course of the evening. She's a pro.
I won't list the arrivals by name nor number, I simply don't recall the order. What I can say, is that the party was, in fact, a party. It was a working party with Miss Jasmine's photographer playing a central and incredibly competent role. I recall asking him "can you make me look good??"....he replied without so much as a smile...."of course". You gotta like that kind of confidence.
Then there are the ladies. VV was there, c/w her premade cookies. Two memories of VV....one is how she simply leaped into Santa's lap for the photo shoot....the other was a quiet chat when she inquired as to how I was making out with my Greek diet....which I had picked up from a post of hers way back when in the lounge. I had to admit my failure but I liked that she asked. VV exudes a quiet confidence and sexuality.
Then comes Vanessa Kelly who I had met the night prior at the Post Perl/Werl meeting. My best memory of VK was while she was making the icing for the cookies. I think I was trying to help, and she just pfffft'd and whipped it up with some water and icing sugar. Then comes someone remarking about how GOOD it is and how it must have been so DIFFICULT to make. Both Vanessa and I kind of start laughing at this comment at the same time....leading the commenter wondering and issuing followup questions like...."o.k., so what's in it????". You likely had to be there, it was just a silly little moment. Vanessa is a fun chick, she reminds me of that hot blonde next door who was always friendly but you just never felt like you had a chance with. Well....maybe YOU did....but.....
There is, of course, Miss Jasmine. I cannot help but be in awe of Miss Jasmine, she is so very good at what she does. My memory of Miss Jasmine, beyond trying to get that cookie that she made for me....consists of two events. The first is as I am putting a new arrival's coat into Miss Freyja's bedroom for safety sake....and I stumble in as Miss Jasmine is getting changed into her Christmas outfit. Oh shit! "Sorry Miss J"...as I avert my eyes and try to ease back out. She replies "relax eddie, put the coat away. It's not like you haven't seen me naked before". The other memory was whilst I was doing a round of dishes....it's a constant job keeping the dishes clean, the ashtrays empty, the wine glasses refilled...etc etc etc...and the moment I recall, was with both my hands engaged in soaping and rinsing dishware in the sink. Miss Jasmine wanders by and simply pops a piece of cookie into my mouth. A minor event in the greater scheme of things but it struck me as a kind and gentle gesture. She's a class act every step of the way.
What can I say about Miss Freyja's friend Harmony? Well, when she first arrived I could tell she was just "taking it all in". She wasn't there to be involved in the pictures and she looked at me when I answered the door to let her in and take her coat like I was from the moon. But, c'est ca la vie. She warmed up a bit to me as the evening went on and I have two memories here also. The first is her....omg...I don't know if I should repeat this but it was funny as all fuck. Somehow the conversation shifts around to nose picking. I mean really, who hasn't picked their nose? Then she sticks her finger into Miss Freyja's nose and holds it there. As if that's not funny enough, amidst all the comments from the gathered, she pulls it out after a while and sucks it clean. Well holy fuck....was THAT ever funny. Harmony rose up 20 points in my estimation with that simple act. She is a delightful human. Next memory was of her commenting to Miss Freyja that "everybody needs an eddie"....whilst I was finishing washing some dishes. How can you not like someone as perceptive as THAT?
I also had the chance to meet and visit with some fellow perbites who accompanied the ladies to the party. Without fail, interesting fellows. It's always fun to chat at a party with quiet confidence and they were all of that. It struck me, as it has struck me at Merl meetings, and the one Perl/Werl meeting.....that my fellow perbites are generally intelligent and likely at the top of their respective games. Whatever their games might be.....it simply isn't my business. It's just an observation of fact.
To conclude, a tip of my hat to the delightful Miss Freyja for hosting such a party as the one she did. She put a lot of thought, effort, and time into it and....throughout it all....never failed to be anything but a most competent and accomplished hostess for all concerned. Thank you for allowing me to assist Miss Freyja. It was truly my honour and a memory that permits a smile to flash over my face when I think of it. And, those are memories worth having.
most respectfully,
eddie
You are the only guy I know who can make subservience to women seem like such fun. I enjoyed your post Eddie, it made it feel like I was right there with you and wishing I could help with the dishes and coats.
most indubitably,
Gomez
I met Very Veronica and Miss Jasmine for the first time, that night. Both of them were way prettier [and nicer] than I was expecting. I was quite tongue tied.
Aww Eddie, you're so cute. I'm quite cold for a few minutes in social gatherings. I have to take it in, figure it out, then I can relax and be myself. I'm glad you didn't think it was you.
As for nose picking, I grew up a tomboy, and was the class clown in school. I love to laugh, and if I can get people to laugh with me then all the better, lol I look kind of silly giggling/crazy all by myself in a crowded quiet room, so I'm glad everybody laughed with me.
To the rest of you, you may think nothing is funny about nose picking, but that scenario is probably one of those cases where you had to be there, lol It came about from that old little joke of you can pick your friends, but you can't pick your friends noses, anyways it kind of went from there, and got sillier and sillier.
Mistress Freyja, you look so adorable in these pics. So cute and sexy.
Aww Eddie, you're so cute. I'm quite cold for a few minutes in social gatherings. I have to take it in, figure it out, then I can relax and be myself. I'm glad you didn't think it was you.
As for nose picking, I grew up a tomboy, and was the class clown in school. I love to laugh, and if I can get people to laugh with me then all the better, lol I look kind of silly giggling/crazy all by myself in a crowded quiet room, so I'm glad everybody laughed with me.
To the rest of you, you may think nothing is funny about nose picking, but that scenario is probably one of those cases where you had to be there, lol It came about from that old little joke of you can pick your friends, but you can't pick your friends noses, anyways it kind of went from there, and got sillier and sillier.
Eddie, you must be the luckiest dude on the planet to be the servile servant to this wonderful band of roguish Dominas. God Vangroovie's Domme scene is awesome.
What I would give to just lick up the cookie crumbs around this bevy of beauty's feet! Yum, yum, yum ,yum, yum!!!!!
This is the coolest thread EVER!
What I would give to just lick up the cookie crumbs around this bevy of beauty's feet! Yum, yum, yum ,yum, yum!!!!!
This is the coolest thread EVER!
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Fear not, oh delicious one. Eddie has an amazing ability to pick out one's most embarrassing moments and orate them in a way that somehow makes us think he is doing the self-deprication thing, when in reality, he is giggling inside and having one on with us. There is an elf out there that needs a good spanking!As for nose picking, I grew up a tomboy, and was the class clown in school. I love to laugh, and if I can get people to laugh with me then all the better, lol I look kind of silly giggling/crazy all by myself in a crowded quiet room, so I'm glad everybody laughed with me.
To the rest of you, you may think nothing is funny about nose picking, but that scenario is probably one of those cases where you had to be there, lol It came about from that old little joke of you can pick your friends, but you can't pick your friends noses, anyways it kind of went from there, and got sillier and sillier.
God help you if you send him a PM! But we do love our Eddie. He makes me laugh, and does buy the odd beer for his friends.
Wish I could have been there. I do love the bent nasal humour threads. Especially when vegetables are involved.
Well, Gomez, you seem a decent enough sort. You might consider coming out to one of our beloved Merl Meetings in Edmonton. I am, in fact, convening one at this very moment, by hijacking this very thread, at this exact point in time. I am thinking......2:00 p.m. at the secret clubhouse location on Tuesday, December 14 of this year. I will just have landed, sort of unpacked, and definitely feeling the need for mead. PM either myself, Jim, jdtipper, or katoe for that secret address. There is no secret knuck bump nor identification requirement....we are not nearly so well organized as Werl.You are the only guy I know who can make subservience to women seem like such fun. I enjoyed your post Eddie, it made it feel like I was right there with you and wishing I could help with the dishes and coats.
most indubitably,
Gomez
Major La Phew! Thank you Harmony for that reaction to my observation. I kind of worried about crossing a private boundary with the relation of that story but, obviously, felt compelled to do so anyway. Much like posting Punt's PM's, I just liked it so much I had to tell someone else~!I met Very Veronica and Miss Jasmine for the first time, that night. Both of them were way prettier [and nicer] than I was expecting. I was quite tongue tied.
Mistress Freyja, you look so adorable in these pics. So cute and sexy.
Aww Eddie, you're so cute. I'm quite cold for a few minutes in social gatherings. I have to take it in, figure it out, then I can relax and be myself. I'm glad you didn't think it was you.
As for nose picking, I grew up a tomboy, and was the class clown in school. I love to laugh, and if I can get people to laugh with me then all the better, lol I look kind of silly giggling/crazy all by myself in a crowded quiet room, so I'm glad everybody laughed with me.
To the rest of you, you may think nothing is funny about nose picking, but that scenario is probably one of those cases where you had to be there, lol It came about from that old little joke of you can pick your friends, but you can't pick your friends noses, anyways it kind of went from there, and got sillier and sillier.
Well, with respect to the Original Poster, I would venture that your Santa's list is/was one of the coolest posts on Perb EVER. I got some lovely wishes from each of you, Spermie, and Miss Freyja herself. Mind you.....those pictures that Miss Jasmine's photog took....phew. He knows how to marry the subject with the lens.Eddie, you must be the luckiest dude on the planet to be the servile servant to this wonderful band of roguish Dominas. God Vangroovie's Domme scene is awesome.
What I would give to just lick up the cookie crumbs around this bevy of beauty's feet! Yum, yum, yum ,yum, yum!!!!!
This is the coolest thread EVER!
When is the next Werl Meeting??? Please say you aren't waiting for Miss Freyja to convene it....gawd, talk about losing control of it if you do. Just announce it and show up. You will probably end up drinking alone, but with servers like Amy...so what?
As for the spanking business.....I commented a time or two at this party that I had a "free no spanking pass" for the duration of the evening. In retrospect, what an idiotic thing for me to say. But, when in a "support" role, the less visible you are, the more effective you are. Much like a well run cruise ship or hotel. Properly done, you haven't a clue nor a care about the effort that went in to making your experience so enjoyable.
Don't forget about the MERL meeting Merlito's....I will text you once I get back into cellphone reception range....Roger's sux.
kindest,
eddie
OMFG...you guys are hilarious and oh so clever
Luv....you know it!
Eddie....gawd he really needs that spanking!!!! I was like, whatever Eddie-poo. haha I'm so tempted to jump on a plane and fly myself right to Edmon-groovie. I have that flight credit.....Wouldn't be til Wed at the earliest though.
Punt...you just sit tight and wait for me to plan the next Werl, while eating your vegetables. LMAO
Bad Santa...rogue-esque is so hot. What a sexy mental picture!
Harmony.....MUFFIN! You never cease to crack me up!
Luv....you know it!
Eddie....gawd he really needs that spanking!!!! I was like, whatever Eddie-poo. haha I'm so tempted to jump on a plane and fly myself right to Edmon-groovie. I have that flight credit.....Wouldn't be til Wed at the earliest though.
Punt...you just sit tight and wait for me to plan the next Werl, while eating your vegetables. LMAO
Bad Santa...rogue-esque is so hot. What a sexy mental picture!
Harmony.....MUFFIN! You never cease to crack me up!
Eddie, you're too kind but Santa's list is only cool because so many cool people added to it and I still think this thread is way cooler particularly after your post describing your Bake-Off adventure.
BTW I'm still jealous of you for having such a delicous night of serving this awesome group of ladies!
You being here would make Edmon-groovie Mistress Freyja! Just thinking about it gives me an incredibly SEXY picture! My heart is all a flutter imagining your rogue-esque charms! And 'Ole South Pole? Well let's put it this way. That little dick head is going to do "hard time" during all my wet dreams tonight just thinking about you!OMFG...you guys are hilarious and oh so clever
Luv....you know it!
Eddie....gawd he really needs that spanking!!!! I was like, whatever Eddie-poo. haha I'm so tempted to jump on a plane and fly myself right to Edmon-groovie. I have that flight credit.....Wouldn't be til Wed at the earliest though.
Punt...you just sit tight and wait for me to plan the next Werl, while eating your vegetables. LMAO
Bad Santa...rogue-esque is so hot. What a sexy mental picture!
Harmony.....MUFFIN! You never cease to crack me up!
To borrow a classic Puntmeisterism......I think I just peed my pajamas! Starts a chant...."book it...book it....book it..."
By way of salesmanship....Edmonton does have the largest parking lot in the world.....There is no larger city closer to the north pole than Edmonton......and, finally, I once saw Miles Davis here. And once, I saw a tumbleweed blow down the main drag. But I never saw either one before, or ever again.
Edmonton is a lovely town in it's own way and would be lovelier for your presence. Not to mention the uptick in interest in Merling should you deign to attend one of those meetings.
And, I doubt that Santa is alone in that thinking.You being here would make Edmon-groovie Mistress Freyja! Just thinking about it gives me an incredibly SEXY picture! My heart is all a flutter imagining your rogue-esque charms! And 'Ole South Pole? Well let's put it this way. That little dick head is going to do "hard time" during all my wet dreams tonight just thinking about you!
most hopefully,
eddie.
Why thank you Eddie, I just happen to be in the neighbourhood so you can count on me being there.
Miles Davis in Edmonton? Wow, that must have really been the Birth of the Cool. [inside joke for Miles Davis fans].
Tumbleweed? That was no tumbleweed, that was the shattered remains of my hopes and dreams of finding a good domme on short notice during my one and only stop-over in Edmon-groovie.
Sorry, couldn't resist. OK, not sorry. Here's to Merl meetings and watching tumbleweeds at Clever Dicks.
Vy doest thou boys causest for pause in thy thought-process?
The Rebar on Whyte Ave rocked years ago. I haven`t been there in so long, I can`t say. But, I do recall them playing White Zombie and such on one of the floors.
I have slight memory of Lush, the lack of tp, soap, towel, and cheap $1 highballs.
The Purple Onion, that got a bad wrap for a stabbing and other such threats. It was rough....but highballs were $2. Women were rough in the bathroom, though. You were happy to make it out with your throat intact. Good starter place, though. Loonie hour....it was $1 highballs.......oops
Miles Davis? Shrug. I wouldn`t have enjoyed that as much as ROGER WATERS. This certain someones know whose them is.....just sayin.` And then you rub the t-shirts in my face.
Now I`m just being bitchy......
.....Your estimated wait time is 40 minutes. We only ate 2 hours of them earlier, and due to our bad day, we chose to be rude to you on the telephone. Thank-you and please continue to support us. Don`t forget.....your credit will expire soon. So if you don`t fly with us, then you are locked into a contract that you`re paid up for. It works well for us. Sorry about the short end of the stick. Bend over......
Not finished this saga yet......
The Rebar on Whyte Ave rocked years ago. I haven`t been there in so long, I can`t say. But, I do recall them playing White Zombie and such on one of the floors.
I have slight memory of Lush, the lack of tp, soap, towel, and cheap $1 highballs.
The Purple Onion, that got a bad wrap for a stabbing and other such threats. It was rough....but highballs were $2. Women were rough in the bathroom, though. You were happy to make it out with your throat intact. Good starter place, though. Loonie hour....it was $1 highballs.......oops
Miles Davis? Shrug. I wouldn`t have enjoyed that as much as ROGER WATERS. This certain someones know whose them is.....just sayin.` And then you rub the t-shirts in my face.
Now I`m just being bitchy......
.....Your estimated wait time is 40 minutes. We only ate 2 hours of them earlier, and due to our bad day, we chose to be rude to you on the telephone. Thank-you and please continue to support us. Don`t forget.....your credit will expire soon. So if you don`t fly with us, then you are locked into a contract that you`re paid up for. It works well for us. Sorry about the short end of the stick. Bend over......
Not finished this saga yet......
