A Jim Update
Friends, Romans, Countrymen...
Well an update since my little post seems to have garnered much more attention than I thought it would. Actually the reason for my post is that I'm back with cell service. So here it goes:
The whole ferry thing was a bit premature. It turns out that the horn I heard was a semi and the water I heard was the car going through the car wash. I figured out we were still in town so in order to ensure that I made it to my destination in tiptop form (who wants a tired sex slave?) I meditated and was able to slow down my heart rate and breathing to a near hibernation state.
This evening I was gently woken from my slumber by an angel. It was dark out so I couldn't make out who it was, she was gentle and truly cared about my well being as she ensured I had a nice warm dinner. I was allowed to stretch my legs a bit and was ensured that everything would be perfect in just a short time.
It was time to get back on the road and I was told to get back in the trunk. I decided to take advantage of the light that was streaming into the trunk from the tail lights to jerry rig a power source for my smart phone. To those who said buying the complete DVD set of Macgyver was a waste of money I say:
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I'll try to post when I can however I understand I'll be 'busy'.
Thanks to all who replied. I selected a few to reply to:
Thanks PG, make sure you keep them out of province posters on the straight and narrow.
This much I have figured. You found her car, jimmied the trunk lid open, and climbed inside; closing the lid after yourself.
Safe travels Jimbo
a) You watch too many crime dramas on TV.
b) Thanks for your well wishes
Jim do I get your 3795 posts added to mine?
3796
I dunno Jim....that Maryn sounds like a real bully. Who's pension cheque are we going to spend now???? What about the new walker paint we ordered? You're so selfish.....it's all "me, me, me" isn't it? Fine, go ahead and get abducted like that. Leave your buddies in the lurch without our popcorn pictures.
eddie.
I'm not sure where you are getting your intel Eddie, Miss Maryn is a sweetheart. I guess you'll need to get JD to bring his piggy bank to pay for your drinks. After all he is still getting an allowance isn't he? As for the paint, you can use it on your bike.
Oh Jim I do wish you luck.
Don't panic if the air gets too thin cause I swear it'll just make things worse.
Thanks for the well wishes and the advice.
Maybe you can steal some other seniors walker and make a break for it?..
Perhaps I need to reiterate:
ARE YOU DAFT?
You must be talking about a Jim that we don't know yet. This old bastard won't be missed!!!
One less Dick reminding me I'm not tall enough to ride one of the best rollercoaster in town....stupid ag..I mean height restrictions
See my reply to Eddie JR.
OK Jim, I agree with BTBF on this. More likely you locked yourself in Maryn's trunk! Either way, you lucky old f**ker! Off with Maryn where she can have her way with you in who knows how many obscene ways for who knows how long!
Of all the ways to exit PERB leave it to Jim to find the best way of all!
Whatever wild adventures Miss Maryn takes you on Jim, make sure you pack a parachute. We really want you in one piece when you land back on PERB to tell us all about it! You will be back won't you?
Mind you, if I made such a brilliant escape with Maryn, I probably wouldn't want to come back!
This really is your last post, ain't it? God, I am jealous!!! Maryn, take care of the old guy and keep his walker well oiled!
Good Luck Jim, wherever you are!
Bad Santa, I don't know what to say, do you write fiction on the side? Didn't you read my statement she's not involve in this!
after all this years, finally a good friend left us......
Well we all wish you the best and happyness MR JIM.
Take Care Jim
John West
Thanks
Seems that my cell signal is weakening so I better press 'submit reply'.
