Jim's Last Post?
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You obviously are not familiar with the contents of many of our fine escorts tickle trunks....you wouldn't believe some of the things that come out of those!!
As I am now the anointed one, the reign of terror begins tomorrow (or as soon as some poor lost soul transgresses). I will, of course rely upon many of you to do much of the heavy lifting of raising the level of knowledge regarding geography in the Province of British Columbia. namssa is hereby designated my heir & alternate should I be banned, harassed or bored into not performing this solemn task. All hail your continuing pain in the ass...
Now back to the reminiscences about our recently departed mentor & generally tolerated curmudgeon.[/QUOTE]
Does this mean you get his walker ????????????
Now back to the reminiscences about our recently departed mentor & generally tolerated curmudgeon.[/QUOTE]
Does this mean you get his walker ????????????
That would explain the smokey haze over Edmonton the last time I visited. I understand pretty well anybody under 50 was a pretty young thing to Jim, including jd if the light was right.
Hell unlike most of you guys, the gals turn the lights UP, just to get a better look at me.[/B]
including jd if the light was right.
The only reason I joined MERL was because being around those guys is the only to keep the gals away for an hour or two. LOL
especially Kendra hey. oh wait thats cuz your TOO YOUNG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lolHell unlike most of you guys, the gals turn the lights UP, just to get a better look at me.
The only reason I joined MERL was because being around those guys is the only to keep the gals away for an hour or two. LOL
We've ARRIVED!!!! Oh so this is the promised land
The road trip has ended and I've now graduated from the trunk of the car to my own room. As I mentioned in my opening post I remembered hearing Cage and Love Slave. I may be an old guy with a walker but my hearing is top notch. Yes my room is a cage out back but, well like I said my hearing is top notch.
I feel that I should respond to the many comments that were made during this short time I have with cell service.
Really tired though with a HUGE grin on my face
Now onto learning a little something PG. The scooter is liened up the whazzoo! You'll never be able to register it.
Can you think of a disadvantage to being under 30 JD?
Well folks the back door opened up and I hear foot steps. I guess it's time for me to do my duty. I'm signing off for a while.
The road trip has ended and I've now graduated from the trunk of the car to my own room
. As I mentioned in my opening post I remembered hearing Cage and Love Slave. I may be an old guy with a walker but my hearing is top notch. Yes my room is a cage out back but, well like I said my hearing is top notch. I feel that I should respond to the many comments that were made during this short time I have with cell service.
You are a true friend HB.
No!Is coming out of the trunk, anything like coming out of the closet ???
Well it is always a great thing to be admired.
Look up in the dictionary "Sucker Bet"
Today as a matter of fact see below:
I'm not dead!!!!
Really tired though with a HUGE grin on my face
Are you smoking too much of that west coast weed??? That's just STUPID talk!!
Quite correct young padawan my walker is indeed with me.
Now onto learning a little something PG. The scooter is liened up the whazzoo! You'll never be able to register it.
My minions will be on the lookout for your return to the next Merl at which time you shall be dealt with kind sir!!! JD?? Are you kidding??? Everyone agrees HB is cuter. Everyone being "JD & Eddie"
JD, I'm going to have to report your fibbing to your folks and you know that will result in a reduction in your allowance. If that happens Eddie will be ticked off cause you wouldn't be able to buy his beer. Allowance one of the advantages of being under 30.Hell unlike most of you guys, the gals turn the lights UP, just to get a better look at me.
The only reason I joined MERL was because being around those guys is the only to keep the gals away for an hour or two. LOL
Can you think of a disadvantage to being under 30 JD? Well folks the back door opened up and I hear foot steps. I guess it's time for me to do my duty. I'm signing off for a while.
hey playa y u gots ta b hatin on me all da time ?? you betta watch yo shit for you get done did.. fool.
fo schizzle my nizzle.
the j to the dizzy is up outta this biatch.
Hmm I wonder if that was ghetto enough for Ms K.C
still noy gonna get you in to see Kendra though.............................lmaohey playa y u gots ta b hatin on me all da time ?? you betta watch yo shit for you get done did.. fool.
fo schizzle my nizzle.
the j to the dizzy is up outta this biatch.
Hmm I wonder if that was ghetto enough for Ms K.C
I thought that was "Vaya Con Dios" and "Adios" was just a simple "good-bye".
Sorry to derail your thread, Jim. Hope you're well.
O my Jim come back, We only found out who you really are, Did I piss you off that you thought you ran the board,? Did you find out about the real bad date sheet ? was your name on it ? O geee Jim come back LOL
Why ? Has the JPR drama dried up E-town's popcorn supply ? Need to have some shipped in from Vancouver ?
Jim provided a never-ending supply of popcorn. There's enough SP/pooner drama in E-town outside of the JPR situation.
Log Entry #3
Today is turkey hunting day, who knew that there were wild turkeys out here? I managed to find some time to give you folks an update. My solar powered phone charger doesn't work all that well in this rainy place but I have other sources of sunshine in my life so I'll make due with spotty power.
a) What made you think of that video?
b) Do you have man issues?
a) Either this is an example of someone off their meds
or
b) This should be part of a PSA warning of the dangers of glue sniffing
Well folks I wish each and everyone of you a Happy Thanksgiving and hope to get another update to you soon. Whoops that shot was awfully close, I better put on my orange jacket so that I don't get shot!
Later boys and girls.
Today is turkey hunting day, who knew that there were wild turkeys out here? I managed to find some time to give you folks an update. My solar powered phone charger doesn't work all that well in this rainy place but I have other sources of sunshine in my life so I'll make due with spotty power.
Gee thanks I think PG, however I don't hang out with 'whores'.
Thanks Man Mountain, yes they are going swimmingly (see reference to rain above).
I'm not DEAD!!!
PG this raises many questions:
a) What made you think of that video?
b) Do you have man issues?
Hmmm what to say?
a) Either this is an example of someone off their meds
or
b) This should be part of a PSA warning of the dangers of glue sniffing
Thank you PG you are a class act.
Good question Wolvie. Perhaps you, PG and Dark Knight can share the duties?
Ahhh HB, you are such a sweety. Hmmm someone better send him an email with this since I see he's banned!!! What did you do???I would like caramel flavoured please, I have a sweet tooth.
The three amigos can take care of this one in my absence as well.Oh, and he also provided supplies for beating dead horses.
Well folks I wish each and everyone of you a Happy Thanksgiving and hope to get another update to you soon. Whoops that shot was awfully close, I better put on my orange jacket so that I don't get shot!
Later boys and girls.
A Jim Update
Lot's of activity back at the house. I've grown accustom to cage life since it does come with a few perks. I overheard a phone conversation about a 'trip' and 'yes of course I'm taking him'. That's all I know and I'm shutting off my phone to preserve the battery charge. As soon as I know more I'll keep you updated.
Lot's of activity back at the house. I've grown accustom to cage life since it does come with a few perks. I overheard a phone conversation about a 'trip' and 'yes of course I'm taking him'. That's all I know and I'm shutting off my phone to preserve the battery charge. As soon as I know more I'll keep you updated.
