Oh Maryn, Sweet Maryn, How Do I Review Thee My Sweet Maryn?

[jdtipper]

Well if my plan works out, by me not seeing her, she will retire once again and fall into Jim's waiting walker, sorry, arms and they live happily ever after

And to me, its like hooking up with a girl my friend has a crush on. And I consider Jim to be my friend (because of MERL not perb). So that would break MY guy code # 47...dont sleep with a girl a friend is lusting after...

Also, I said she can add ME to her list....not all of you. Just in case I get an urge to break the rule... because Jim speaks so highly of her, and I want to feel that way about someone, someday, just not with his girl!!

If you want to see her, by all means go ahead. Im not suggesting that you dont.

 

[jim]

And this is helping Jim how exactly? Everyone likes Jim. No-one sees "his" girl out of respect for Jim. Girl is forced to move to new city where she can make a living. Jim's unhappy, goes on a binge & has a crippling walker accident.

Rational alternative. Folks see the girl 'cause they want to. Girl sticks around. Jim's happy 'cause he can see her from time to time. No binge. No walker accident.

Well put Peace Guy.

Miss Maryn is a treasure. No one man should keep her all to himself.

That is until she falls for the handcuff thing (again) and then muhahahahaha she'll be mine MINE MINE MINE

SLAP

Thanks whoever that was, I needed that.

Well I'm off, by all means make an appointment you will not be sorry. However, if she's not treated with the utmost in respect, I'll have to go ninja on your asses.

/me off to Handcuffs Etc

 

[Dark_Knight]

SLAP

Thanks whoever that was, I needed that.

That was me, and you're welcome.

 

[jim]

That was me, and you're welcome.

Thanks bud!

BTW the secret about that little incident between you and the boy wonder is safe with me.

 

[Dark_Knight]

Thanks bud!

BTW the secret about that little incident between you and the boy wonder is safe with me.

The only incident with me and the Boy Wonder, there was a wall in between us.... Him with Mischa, Me with Kendra...

 

[HB40]

No-one sees "his" girl out of respect for Jim.

I am going to see "this" girl on purpose of Jim, I'm funny like that.....what?!? He writes good reviews!

 

[wolverine]

Incidentally, how old are you anyways Jim?

He was conceived in the backseat of a Ford Model T.

 

[Synshine]

Hi Miss Maryn, we haven't met yet but I can tell we are going to get along great!

That is if you consider seeing me. I can tell you I keep out of trouble and belong to a gentlemans club called MERL, Jim is a member too. We have some guidelines for admittance and can assure you we have no associations with dirtbags and annoying people, irksome and irritating is ok though so people like Sperminator and Overdone are always welcome. \

I have one or two references also.

Aww HB40 YOU are always welcome to come visit me~! I have read enough of your posts to know you are a gentleman. Method seems to bring out the Irish fire in me...but not in a good way. Please come visit anytime you wish!!

Hugs,

Miss Maryn

 

[Synshine]

methodman he see maryn a two time an maryn she like methodman very much and she say come again an she say i very good. an methodman he no to many sp an he make parteet times with them in deesco club an he no all the namee names 2. because the ladyees they love the mehthodman an they

yes a high five!

Ooooh Methodman.... You are SO funny.... SO handsome... SO popular.... and have SUCH a big c*ck I'm BEGGING you to stop by the studio's to bless my poor stupid female self with your infinite sexual knowledge and incredible grasp of the english language~~!

All the SP's are SO grateful for your attentions and just can't wait for you to come and explain everything to us. After all we are just lowly females... GET A SPELL CHECK IDIOT! My dog spells better!

*shakes head and wishes she could just deport this a**hole*

 

[methodman]

synshine she like me.

 

[overdone]

like Sperminator and Overdone are always welcome.

I was going to wish you happy birthday and then you go an lump me in with sperminator, you jackass

I'm going to go have a shower for the next 3 days

oh well happy 50th anyway or is it 55?

 

[BeaSStMaster]

yes a sexy maryn you thing king it kreepee but you not tell so you not loose moneys from a poosh over jimmys but methodman he no every ting an what a your frend they saying an methodman he make a sexy time with a sexy Marny a 2 time now but a you VERRY funny womans like a my wife when a she say a methodman i not want a sexy time no more but then a she remember how i beeg like can of pepsi an she say a next times methodman make a more sexy time a please. yes all the womans they love the methodman he to sexy very nice high five!

Wow! Maybe I'm not such a jerk after all, eh? ... well, only if compared with methodman.

 

[methodman]

happy birthaday to hbffifty.

 

[Synshine]

Wow! Maybe I'm not such a jerk after all, eh? ... well, only if compared with methodman.

Darling you aren't a jerk! And NEVER compar yourself to that silly LITTLE man (so I've been told...lol). I'm not a mean gal at heart but some of his previous posts turn my tummy. Anyone who makes jokes about rape is banished from my kindom of fun.

Hugs,

MM

 

[katoe]

methodman he thing king hbfortee he liking to make disagree to methodmnn. methodman he make paryt time with the womans an dthe sp an they thing king this rev yoo to kreepee an jim he maybe poosh over manee. an hbfortee he very weak an poosh over to. but methodman he real man an that is why the womans they love the methodman high five!

i cannot see the value added to this thread by your post. you have to be the worse trintrin wanna be out there. try harder or give up! i suggest the latter.

 

[HB40]

Aww HB40 YOU are always welcome to come visit me~! I have read enough of your posts to know you are a gentleman. Please come visit anytime you wish!!

Hugs,

Miss Maryn

Aww thanks Miss Maryn, you are a sweetheart. You may remember we kinda got off to a rocky start and I hoped you wouldn't hold it against me. I thank Jim for his insight into the situation and helping explain the circumstances to get me back into your good graces, he'll probably regret it.....but I'll try not to be so awesome so you don't forget all about Jim.

 

[HB40]

I was going to wish you happy birthday and then you go an lump me in with sperminator, you jackass

I'm going to go have a shower for the next 3 days

oh well happy 50th anyway or is it 55?

Thanks Overdone, but don't take it so personally, you know you've always been my favourite.

 

[methodman]

i cannot see the value added to this thread by your post. you have to be the worse trintrin wanna be out there. try harder or give up! i suggest the latter.

okay overdone want a bee. now you making methodman to a geev up.

 

[edmontonsubbie]

lafffin....what a wandering thread! But, to the original post, cool review with lots of creative add ons contained within. Well done on that part....more importantly, well done to Maryn for inspiring such a surge of creativity. I know the feelings you described....who doesn't. It made it a fun read....thanks.

kindest,

eddie.

 

[bigstick]

Ooooh Methodman.... You are SO funny.... SO handsome... SO popular.... and have SUCH a big c*ck I'm BEGGING you to stop by the studio's to bless my poor stupid female self with your infinite sexual knowledge and incredible grasp of the english language~~!

All the SP's are SO grateful for your attentions and just can't wait for you to come and explain everything to us. After all we are just lowly females... GET A SPELL CHECK IDIOT! My dog spells better!

*shakes head and wishes she could just deport this a**hole*

Lmao..... Girl I love your gusto and attitude. A total turn on. We need more of this. Very refreshing Maryn. Maybe I'm messed up that way...lol