Oh Maryn, Sweet Maryn, How Do I Review Thee My Sweet Maryn?

[jim]

There are so many review titles I was pondering.

Was The DATS Driver Ever Surprised!

The DATS driver pulled up and I told him "Elite Retreat my good man".
He replied "WHAT?" you usually go to

Hmmm that wouldn`t work since I posted:

I shuffled my way to my car put the walker in the back seat and slowly got into my car. Started the car and started to drive away.

Hey That Ramp Is WAY TOO STEEP!!!

Hmmm don`t want to get a rep as a complainer

Perhaps, I should just entitle it:

Welcome To Elite Retreat Miss Maryn

June 18th was a dark day for old man Jim. Yes that was the night Miss Maryn left her former employer and this was a dark day for me and all her fans.

Was this truly

?

Why oh why? My feelings at the news were summed up by Mr. Phil Collins:

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Or perhaps by Mr Daryl Hall & John Oates:

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As each day went on it seemed that mother nature matched my mood:

Old man Jim however did have some wonderful Miss Maryn Memories and for this I was very thankful:

https://perb.cc/vbulletin/showthread.php?127837-Miss-Maryn-Jaileys-A-Review&highlight=maryn

and

https://perb.cc/vbulletin/showthread.php?128088-Miss-Maryn-Jaileys-A-Second-Review&highlight=maryn

and my final contribution:

https://perb.cc/vbulletin/showthread.php?130741-Time-to-catch-up.-Maryn-at-Jaileys.-Be-careful-you-ll-lose-your-mind&highlight=maryn

Yes I had many very good

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Then came the news!!!! OMG there is a possibility of her coming back???? I was truly bummed out after her escape (note handcuff keys must be left in other room). I was on pins and needles was it true? Do I get another opportunity?

YES!!!​

A phone call was made and I informed the receptionist that I wanted to book Sunday July 18th first appointment with the lovely Miss Maryn.

One month to the day!! and I was:

Today was the day!!!

We were going to be `Reunited` more on this later


I showed up on time and after a slight delay the cute as a button receptionist showed me to the room apologizing for the delay. Guess the new shower/tub was new for both of them and a little water mishap occurred. Well done Kendra, she`s a keeper!

The room is awesome, wow truly an ELITE RETREAT! I prepared and that familiar click click click came towards the door. The door handle moved. It opened and there she was!!!! The LOVELY MISS MARYN. At that moment all I could think was:


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A warm wonderful hug that seemed to last forever (and I wish it would have but I forgot the handcuffs). She looked OMG delicious in her new black and white bustier, black stockings and white heels.

On to a wonderful massage, she has wonderful hands and a soothing touch. Catching up was so good, it had been a long time. Miss Maryn is more that a physical beauty, to me that is a bonus, she`s a wonderful person with a warm heart, smart as a whip and a sense of humour that matches mine.

While I could have laid there and reveled under her hands for the entire appointment but I had to return the favour. We switched positions and once again was able to touch her wonderful skin and feel my way around those luscious curves.

Once the massages were complete, we once again reunited in a familiar way and the kind Irish Lass converted into the wild Irish Lass. I collapsed in a drooling, sweating, delirious blob of mush calling for the coroner because I figured the only reason one could feel this good is that he`s died and is on his way to heaven. Alas that was not the case!

We managed to get the shower working I think we`ll need to sign up for a course on that! What a wonderful way to start my Sunday. Miss Maryn, thank you for the wonderful hour. You are without a doubt my ATF. Monday is around the corner and my staff will wonder what is wrong with me because I`ll be walking around all week with a gigantic silly ass grin pasted on my face.

Miss Kendra, thank you for creating such a wonderful establishment. Who do I see about the walker parking and adjusting that ramp?

 

[HB40]

ummm, first let me just give you a quick thanks and agree I'm glad she's back, I will be sure to meet her this time.

Now, I will tackle this review, man alive, it's going to take me the rest of the day to get through it all!

 

[Fuzzy Thumper]

...

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(...it's nice to hear a happy story these days...)

 

[jim]

(...it's nice to hear a happy story these days...)

Thanks Fuzzy. I hope that you don't mind my walker parked next to your cage.

 

[Mr.Boggo]

Nice review.

Incidentally, how old are you anyways Jim?

 

[Bad Santa]

What an amazing review Jim!

From the tragic parting in June to the glorious reunion in July and all the trials and tribulations of steep ramps and un-cooperative showers.

But in the end all that mattered is the Great News: Miss Maryn is back!!!

 

[namssa]

Hi Jim (or should that be Grampa Jim?)

FYI, Jim is probably the oldest pooner that I have heard of to date. Not sure how he does it, but the man is a dynamo!

Could you tell me if she was GFE or SAFE GFE?

thanks

 

[methodman]

There are so many review titles I was pondering.

Was The DATS Driver Ever Surprised!

The DATS driver pulled up and I told him "Elite Retreat my good man".
He replied "WHAT?" you usually go to

Hmmm that wouldn`t work since I posted:


Hey That Ramp Is WAY TOO STEEP!!!

Hmmm don`t want to get a rep as a complainer

Perhaps, I should just entitle it:

Welcome To Elite Retreat Miss Maryn

June 18th was a dark day for old man Jim. Yes that was the night Miss Maryn left her former employer and this was a dark day for me and all her fans.

Was this truly

?

Why oh why? My feelings at the news were summed up by Mr. Phil Collins:

<object width="480" height="327"><param name="movie" value="http://www.dailymotion.com/swf/video/xetnu"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"></param><embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://www.dailymotion.com/swf/video/xetnu" width="480" height="327" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always"></embed></object>

Or perhaps by Mr Daryl Hall & John Oates:

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As each day went on it seemed that mother nature matched my mood:

Old man Jim however did have some wonderful Miss Maryn Memories and for this I was very thankful:

https://perb.cc/vbulletin/showthread.php?127837-Miss-Maryn-Jaileys-A-Review&highlight=maryn

and

https://perb.cc/vbulletin/showthread.php?128088-Miss-Maryn-Jaileys-A-Second-Review&highlight=maryn

and my final contribution:

https://perb.cc/vbulletin/showthread.php?130741-Time-to-catch-up.-Maryn-at-Jaileys.-Be-careful-you-ll-lose-your-mind&highlight=maryn

Yes I had many very good

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Then came the news!!!! OMG there is a possibility of her coming back???? I was truly bummed out after her escape (note handcuff keys must be left in other room). I was on pins and needles was it true? Do I get another opportunity?

YES!!!​

A phone call was made and I informed the receptionist that I wanted to book Sunday July 18th first appointment with the lovely Miss Maryn.

One month to the day!! and I was:

Today was the day!!!

We were going to be `Reunited` more on this later


I showed up on time and after a slight delay the cute as a button receptionist showed me to the room apologizing for the delay. Guess the new shower/tub was new for both of them and a little water mishap occurred. Well done Kendra, she`s a keeper!

The room is awesome, wow truly an ELITE RETREAT! I prepared and that familiar click click click came towards the door. The door handle moved. It opened and there she was!!!! The LOVELY MISS MARYN. At that moment all I could think was:


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A warm wonderful hug that seemed to last forever (and I wish it would have but I forgot the handcuffs). She looked OMG delicious in her new black and white bustier, black stockings and white heels.

On to a wonderful massage, she has wonderful hands and a soothing touch. Catching up was so good, it had been a long time. Miss Maryn is more that a physical beauty, to me that is a bonus, she`s a wonderful person with a warm heart, smart as a whip and a sense of humour that matches mine.

While I could have laid there and reveled under her hands for the entire appointment but I had to return the favour. We switched positions and once again was able to touch her wonderful skin and feel my way around those luscious curves.

Once the massages were complete, we once again reunited in a familiar way and the kind Irish Lass converted into the wild Irish Lass. I collapsed in a drooling, sweating, delirious blob of mush calling for the coroner because I figured the only reason one could feel this good is that he`s died and is on his way to heaven. Alas that was not the case!

We managed to get the shower working I think we`ll need to sign up for a course on that! What a wonderful way to start my Sunday. Miss Maryn, thank you for the wonderful hour. You are without a doubt my ATF. Monday is around the corner and my staff will wonder what is wrong with me because I`ll be walking around all week with a gigantic silly ass grin pasted on my face.

Miss Kendra, thank you for creating such a wonderful establishment. Who do I see about the walker parking and adjusting that ramp?

Kreeeeeeepeeeeeee

 

[HB40]

There are so many review titles I was pondering.

Awesome review Jim, I read it like 4 or 5 times. I really like how you use images and songs to paint us a picture, you put a lot of thought and effort into it. I think any lady would be thrilled to get a review from you, not to mention how great the actual session must be for her too. Thanks for the review Jim, Maryn is on my must see list.

Oh, as for the title, the one you picked is good, but I would have put one more sweet in there....
"Oh Maryn, Sweet Maryn, How Do I Review Thee My Sweet Sweet Maryn?" It rolls off the tongue a little better like that don't you think?

 

[methodman]

I think any lady would be thrilled to get a review from you, not to mention how great the actual session must be for her too. Thanks for the review Jim, Maryn is on my must see list.

Oh, as for the title, the one you picked is good, but I would have put one more sweet in there....
"Oh Maryn, Sweet Maryn, How Do I Review Thee My Sweet Sweet Maryn?" It rolls off the tongue a little better like that don't you think?

methodman he thing king hbfortee he liking to make disagree to methodmnn. methodman he make paryt time with the womans an dthe sp an they thing king this rev yoo to kreepee an jim he maybe poosh over manee. an hbfortee he very weak an poosh over to. but methodman he real man an that is why the womans they love the methodman high five!

 

[HB40]

leave your walker locked in your vehicle, safe from vandals & stray old folks looking to joy ride...

Jim,

That wasn't a cage. It was Kendra's rabbit trap. Didn't you see the trail of juice boxes leading into it?

LMAO, you are hilarious PG, thanks for the laughs.

 

[Synshine]

Kreeeeeeepeeeeeee

Well isn't that the pot calling a VERY nice and respectful kettle black!!! Methodman you are on my "not to do list" ....I thought we already established this.

 

[jim]

Awesome review Jim, I read it like 4 or 5 times. I really like how you use images and songs to paint us a picture, you put a lot of thought and effort into it. I think any lady would be thrilled to get a review from you, not to mention how great the actual session must be for her too. Thanks for the review Jim, Maryn is on my must see list.

Oh, as for the title, the one you picked is good, but I would have put one more sweet in there....
"Oh Maryn, Sweet Maryn, How Do I Review Thee My Sweet Sweet Maryn?" It rolls off the tongue a little better like that don't you think?

Thanks for the kind words HB.
I did have the sweet sweet ending planned but that took up more space than is allocated to the title.

 

[methodman]

Well isn't that the pot calling a VERY nice and respectful kettle black!!! Methodman you are on my "not to do list" ....I thought we already established this.

yes a sexy maryn you thing king it kreepee but you not tell so you not loose moneys from a poosh over jimmys but methodman he no every ting an what a your frend they saying an methodman he make a sexy time with a sexy Marny a 2 time now but a you VERRY funny womans like a my wife when a she say a methodman i not want a sexy time no more but then a she remember how i beeg like can of pepsi an she say a next times methodman make a more sexy time a please. yes all the womans they love the methodman he to sexy very nice high five!

 

[methodman]

an a methodmans he a receev some a private times mesage from a poeples an sp an they say yes a methodmans you right an jimmys he kreepee. yes because the methodmans he no every ting an he not poosh overs an he Real man yes a high five!

 

[Synshine]

yes a sexy maryn you thing king it kreepee but you not tell so you not loose moneys from a poosh over jimmys but methodman he no every ting an what a your frend they saying an methodman he make a sexy time with a sexy Marny a 2 time now but a you VERRY funny womans like a my wife when a she say a methodman i not want a sexy time no more but then a she remember how i beeg like can of pepsi an she say a next times methodman make a more sexy time a please. yes all the womans they love the methodman he to sexy very nice high five!

You are an idiot that thinks rape is funny. We have been down this road already and you are not welcome to see, meet or even speak about me. You are abusive to women and offensive to everyone Methodman, only you think that you are funny. Saying nasty things about Jim simply proves that you are an idiot.
YOU have never seen Miss Maryn and you NEVER will....as for you knowing anything about me or any of my friends or what they are saying....well that's just funny! No person that knows me would ever associate with the likes of you! Get off this thread as it is for decent, respectful pooners that are actually interested in reading reviews instead of being a dirtbag and annoying people.

Have a nice day....alone!

 

[HB40]

No person that knows me would ever associate with the likes of you!

Hi Miss Maryn, we haven't met yet but I can tell we are going to get along great!

That is if you consider seeing me. I can tell you I keep out of trouble and belong to a gentlemans club called MERL, Jim is a member too. We have some guidelines for admittance and can assure you we have no associations with dirtbags and annoying people, irksome and irritating is ok though so people like Sperminator and Overdone are always welcome.

I have one or two references also.

 

[methodman]

You are an idiot that thinks rape is funny. We have been down this road already and you are not welcome to see, meet or even speak about me. You are abusive to women and offensive to everyone Methodman, only you think that you are funny. Saying nasty things about Jim simply proves that you are an idiot.
YOU have never seen Miss Maryn and you NEVER will....as for you knowing anything about me or any of my friends or what they are saying....well that's just funny! No person that knows me would ever associate with the likes of you! Get off this thread as it is for decent, respectful pooners that are actually interested in reading reviews instead of being a dirtbag and annoying people.

Have a nice day....alone!

methodman he see maryn a two time an maryn she like methodman very much and she say come again an she say i very good. an methodman he no to many sp an he make parteet times with them in deesco club an he no all the namee names 2. because the ladyees they love the mehthodman an they

yes a high five!

 

[jim]

Hi Jim (or should that be Grampa Jim?)

Mr. Namssa,

You call me me Jim or you can call me,

Well I wanted to keep this secret, but this is a little something I recorded a few years ago:

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FYI, Jim is probably the oldest pooner that I have heard of to date. Not sure how he does it, but the man is a dynamo!

Could you tell me if she was GFE or SAFE GFE?
thanks

On to your question. If you go to my opening post and go to the link for the very first review, your answer is on the last line of that review. However, I do know that you young whipper snappers what with your fancy touch tone phones, tape machines that record messages off the phone (dab nagit who thinks of such things??) and of course those newfangled electric typewriters, do not have the patience to follow simple directions. For you kids I will answer the question AGAIN! At my age you only want to repeat the important things (like another visit with the Divine Miss M for example )

The answer:
Per my initial review, your first experience with Maryn will be a FS one. After that sGFE may be available depending on her comfort level with you. Personally I don't measure my experience with her against a 'checklist' of activities that I must complete. She brings a warmth and kindness to every session that I can't begin to measure.

 

[jdtipper]

YOU have never seen Miss Maryn and you NEVER will....as for you knowing anything about me or any of my friends or what they are saying....well that's just funny! No person that knows me would ever associate with the likes of you!

While I agree with Synshine on the methodmans level of incompetence, i would like to know just how what her screening process is, and just how she is so sure as to have never seen this guy. Unless he calls the studio and gives the receptionist his online name (which even a moron should know better), nobody knows his real name or what he looks like. Its just his online persona that we all see. And i do remember a review he did, in which a few respected members commented on it being very well written and well executed.

So I would like to call on the methodman to scrap the surface (sorry, dig deep) in his brain, and tell us all one feature on this lovely ladies body, which only one who has been her in all her glory, would know(like a birthmark or dimple, i dont know). This to be verified by Jim, or Ms. Maryn only.

And for the record, I also belong to the gentlemen's club, and if anyone wants to know about the real identity or age of other members, ill gladly spill the beans. For example, HB40, I was curious about his name until I ventured into the washroom while he was using the facilities. Now imagine the size of an HB #2 pencil, multiply that by 20 and you now come up with Mr. HB #40. Sorry bud, but that thing is really.... im jealous.

And as for Ms. Maryn's, "Do Not See" list, you can add me too it. I just wouldnt feel right going behind a fellow members back and spending time with his AT-ATF.