Your must have before retiring from the hobby?

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poopquiz

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Let’s be honest - no one here is ever retiring from this hobby. Even if you find a woman, get married, have kids etc, the lure of a new, young sexy thing will always draw you back. Combine that with the boredom of having sex with the same woman for a lifetime and this habit is impossible to break. Once you’ve had more than a dozen experiences, and some here are in the hundreds like myself, you are a sex-addict whether you admit or not. Not judging at all, I just know from experience.
Admitted addict right here. I would retire (as you guys put it) today if I could. But quitting is easier said than done. All the power to those of you who can actually quit, but these forces are far beyond me.
 

SkinnyJohn

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I’ve been thinking about hanging up the skates. Honestly just lots of over priced and bad service.
I don't mind paying the money up to a certain amount, but I always leave dissatisfied unless it's with a young girl that I'm physically attracted to and the session is damn hot. More and more I feel like I wasted my money unless she meets my three requirements: Hot, young, GFE. Hard to find all three and most of the times they don't stay in the biz long.
 

SkinnyJohn

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I would retire (as you guys put it) today if I could. But quitting is easier said than done. All the power to those of you who can actually quit, but these forces are far beyond me.
More and more it's like a forced retirement for me. The girls I want to have a session with don't work in the biz and I really hate paying for girls I don't find that all attractive even though the service might be great.
 

PierreCoeur

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I will be retiring from this activity in about 8 months and if there was one person to end my addiction with it would be to spend a whole day with someone who is busty, beautiful (inside and outside) intelligent, genuine, creative and fun.

Not too sure how many women fit that description, but I know there are at least two of these ladies in Vancouver. It really isn't about the sex. It is more about a fantastic experience that is life defining. The icing on the cake.
 

Nokia101

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I had bad session at a local place in August, lame / no effort massage, topless hj that just her shirt off and she was yawning away, complete was of $150. I dropped by a “massage” place on Sunday and meet this cute brunette gave the fifty year old boss lady my $140 and she wanted to do the “massage”. I grabbed my money out of her hand and she was hugging me and saying “stay baby”..... this really turned me off and this is the stuff that is making me want to call it quits. I actually went 18 days until last night... I was going one to five times a week and feeling unsatisfied so this was a big step for me.

I don't mind paying the money up to a certain amount, but I always leave dissatisfied unless it's with a young girl that I'm physically attracted to and the session is damn hot. More and more I feel like I wasted my money unless she meets my three requirements: Hot, young, GFE. Hard to find all three and most of the times they don't stay in the biz long.
 

Foggy

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No plans to quit, but if I were I might end up where I started with Kyra Kurves. Amazing ass and clit to go with a great attitude.

If not her then my atf and regular “sensual goddess” gets the call. Many great reasons why she is my regular and it would be a tearful goodbye.
 

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Before retirement I need to do Kinky Katey, Yuki, Maya west, and go to Riza's place and see a couple of her girls...none of which I've yet had the pleasure, so they are all a must see.
 
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ElsiDawson

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Before I retire, I want a workshop but I'd also settle for some place to build one and a plug to run the extension cord to.

Oh, and I wanna see Maya Odelle in action. That babe knows how to ruin a life and I like that in a person.
 

ocelot

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Emmy is stunning but she’s also wonderful to spend time with. I’ve seen about a dozen providers and most don’t even compare. A couple come close, but Emmy is solidly my atf so far.
Punters will have to see Emmy well before most are ready to head out to pasture as she won't take over 55 yrs (or over 250 lbs.)
 

ElsiDawson

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Punters will have to see Emmy well before most are ready to head out to pasture as she won't take over 55 yrs (or over 250 lbs.)
But she'll eat a spring chicken like it's no one's business.

Yes. We know Emmy has boundaries. We get it. She's a grown-ass woman and allowed to do that.
I also refuse to do anything with scat. Why not make that the rally cry. "Everybody poops, Elsi. You can't deny everyone!"
 

ocelot

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But she'll eat a spring chicken like it's no one's business.

Yes. We know Emmy has boundaries. We get it. She's a grown-ass woman and allowed to do that.
I also refuse to do anything with scat. Why not make that the rally cry. "Everybody poops, Elsi. You can't deny everyone!"
Well said Elsi. Of course everyone has the right to establish their own boundaries and others should respect those. Glad to learn you don't do anything with scat; thank you for sharing that with us:kiss:
 

marklasco

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before i retire, i would like to get a reverse gangbang:

Amalia (i haven’t seen her) (can’t get through the screening)
Renee
Eve (haven’t seen her, due to her schedule)
Lily (cbk)(for the brown star action)
Jackie (1122)
Kristine (cbf)(haven’t seen, doesn’t see my kind lol)
Jaxleen
and ofcourse queen Staycie


i’ll have a heart attack just seeing them all in 1 room
 

Post Malone

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Jenaveve Jolie. Yet this is highly unlikely. Retired porn star and disappeared it seems. Plus, the old saying
About meeting those you admire. Sometimes it ruins the fandom.memory

Ember Snow
Breanna Sparks
Sharon Lee
Aletta Ocean
Sami Parker
Jessica Bangkok
Lily Thai


All my must haves are porn performers/possibly SP's. feel like growing up with porn in mainstream culture has been a
Blessing and curse.

For old times sake

Stacy Valentine
Jill Kelly
Kobe Tai
 

krazycat69

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In the following order:
1. Bella Rae
2. Miley
3. Alyx ( just keep an eye on your $, but she's wild beyond belief)
4. Taylor tay tay
5. Ella J
6. Larissa ( in E. Van., love her looks)
7. Morgan ( GILF in Langley)
8. Navada Noble
9.Jewel
 

Mr.Robot

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One last date? That would have to be Celina Rai.
Of ladies I haven't yet seen, my list would include Tarai Sahari, Nitya Narula and Aisha Almeida.
 

vanblue

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ElsiDawson seems like she would be THE most fun. Never had the chance yet but sometime soon, for sure.
 

take8easy

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Any decent looking, good attitude girl that (not just offers but delivers) dfk and bbj under $250.

But if you want me to be really specific, I am going to say Katie Perry. (I mean, what the heck, why not!)
 
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