You want orange?

[mwanna]

>Be horny.
>Find cheap Asian micro that's still open.
>Lacklustre massage.
>Pound her doggy til I cum.
>She gives another lacklustre massage.
>Says I look sleepy, I should go.
>I could go for another round really, but okay it's getting late.
>Be putting my boots on.
>You want orange?
>What?
>You want orange? *Two tiny ass oranges in her hand.
>Uhh no thanks.
>Hands me the two oranges anyways.
>Be walking to car, thinking about how shitty the service was.
>Decide to peel an orange what the hell right?
>My face when these oranges fuckin' rock.
>

 

[BYSON]

you should of said yes to the oranges when she asked she sticks them up her pussy and makes you fresh OJ right from her snatch.

 

[*emmanuelle]

Greentexting on perb, now that's a first! Internet worlds are colliding, lol.

 

[yazoo]

Greentexting on perb, now that's a first! Internet worlds are colliding, lol.

wow 4chan still exists? It's been years. But I checked - they are still there - still the same landing page. God I feel old...

 

[DarkRaven18599]

wow 4chan still exists? It's been years. But I checked - they are still there - still the same landing page. God I feel old...

Best to be quiet when you wander by, you don't want to wake the animals.

 

[kauffman]

sounds like a sad and bitter and lonely apple. lol