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Year end- rant, rant, rant

Cock Throppled

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Now that a new year is almost upon us it's time for a year-end rant. Feel free to add your own. I despise inconsiderate people. People who don't show up for meetings and don't bother to call. People who smoke (whatever) and don't care that I don't want to inhale their emmissions. Smokers who dump their ashes in parking lots. You created it - dispose of it properly. Same goes for the asswipes who haven't figured out there are actual ash trays in their cars and heave their ciggies out the window - even in summer. People who douse themselves with after-shave or perfume and gag anybody within ten feet. Hint - less is cheaper and more than enough. People who reek of mothballs.
People who don't care that their boom car is pounding out their uber bass to everybody OUTSIDE their stupid car. Buddy - I'm not necessarily an Eminem fan, especially at 6:00am - invest in earphones. Same goes for neighbours cranking their music louder than necessary.Why is it so hard to understand loud music - even if you like it - is annoying when played for hours and hours and at inappropriate times. People who stop to chat in aisles of stores effectively blocking them. Get a room. People who take too many items thru express check-outs and the stores don't have the balls to call them on it, but ten other customers in line have to put up with it. People who don't take out their money to pay until they reach the check-out - them fumble with purses, pouches, zippers, bags, pockets, coins and keys to find what they are looking for. If you're in line - get fuckin' prepared. People who park in handicapped zones...and this really galls me - sometimes there is a parking spot just a few spaces away. Anyone who is stupid enough to buy a Hummer. You have too much money and no sense. Drivers who can't seem to look more than one car ahead of them to see a line-up of stopped or parked cars and their speeding and cutting back and forth won't get them anywhere except stopped sooner. People driving 120km per hour in tunnels or bridges. Hello- it's a tube - if something goes wrong there is NOWHERE to go. Paris Hilton - the epitome of look at me, me me spoiled brat. (But I'd do her just to get even).
 

carlotta

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hahahahaa I think that I started along the same vien... re - RANTING... mine was more about STUPID emails... grrrrrrrrrrrr... waste of my multi-tasking time hahahahaha

As for your rants... Forgive me the 15 items in the 12 item express line... Me a Baddddddddddd, badddddddddd girl... me need a spanking hahahaha

Carlotta
 

westwoody

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What about people in checkout lines who can't figure out how to use the frickin' debit machine?
Did you see the South Park version of Paris Hilton? What exactly is her appeal anyway?
 

wolverine

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Or even worse than people who don't know how to use the debit machine are those who use debit cards to buy a pack of gum.
 

tom25

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Cock throppled ... man you just about summed up all my complaints.

I'd only add assholes who park on an angle, taking up two spots, so that their precious car won't get dinged. This is particularly aggravating when you've already paid to enter the parking garage, and the "lot full" light isn't on yet b/c there's still supposed to be one fucking space!

Tom
 

Morrigan

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Or the people who start up conversations with the clerk, and you're standing there with tired feet and an achy back wishing they would just shut the hell up because nobody cares that lil Jimmy lost his first baby tooth just the other day....
And let us not forget those wanker homie-Gstrings who walk around with a fuckin limp. Like walking like you're a fucktard makes you any cooler! And its usually those types that marinate in cologne before going out.
Or guys who put more effort into their hair than women do. I can't stand pretty boys.
 
E

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what annoys me is when you call up your isp because your internet is down and they tell you to release and renew your ip. Unplug your modem and turn on and off your computer. it doesn't solve the problem and you call back 2 days later and they tell you to do the same.... morons lol. (no offense to those internet helper ppl, its what you are trained to say... never to admit there is a problem on there end!)
 

wolverine

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Speaking of incompetant tech help: A couple of years ago, I had a worm on my computer that fubared my internet access, so I called my ISP. They advised me to re-image my hard drive. It took me two days to reinstall all my shit. Then when I accessed the internet, I found a solution that was a matter of killing just one file. Those fuckers!! It was a worm that hit worldwide and was on the news, and they couldn't google this same simple solution for me??!!!
 

tom25

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O.K. how about workplace tech idiocy. My workplace just spent a fuck load of money replacing all of our copiers and printers with integrated copiers/printers. Each dept. is networked to one. but they are such crap that if someone prints a large pdf file, or some things off the internet (o.k. no porn on the printer) ... the damn thing freezes. There is no way to reset the printer and purge the buffers on the machine, and you can't delete your print job from your desktop (we used to be able to ... but that now is reserved for the network administrator).

So ... the solution the printer service people have told us is to "physically unplug the printer from the network, replug it back in and 'jiggle' the connector a bit. Then turn the machine on and off several times ... repeat until the network connection is reestablished." Isn't technology fucking brilliant. I say put a bullet in the damn machine so they have to buy a piece of equipment that works!

Tom
 

wolverine

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My three complaints about cab drivers
- the aforementioned cellphone chatting
- those whose clothes smell of BO and stale curry
- you pay the fare with a company credit card but they take their own sweet time processing it, or they try to tell you that they won't accept it even though the VISA sticker is clearly posted on the window
 

BlueBells

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Joining the rants!!!

I'm at work with a nasty head cold (answering phones) Stop trying to book with the F*cking phone lady, so what if I've got a sexy little burr in my voice- Its the frog in my throat and it hurts to talk, get back to the point, book or not, and leave me alone!!!!!!!

lol I'm not really that pissy about it, but I had to join in and rant :D
 
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