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wolverine

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Despite Valerie Bertinelli having a smokin' bod that I want to stab with my penis repeatedly, her Jenny Craig ads are getting very annoying, but that's more to do with overplay. I'd almost swear that it's aired during every commercial break.
 

manni

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GM ad

hate the new tv spots for GM.
the ho hum predictability of voice over with a patronizing message of going green.

what's the line?
GM isn't going out of business, GM is getting back to business. ya right!
 

Victoria Rose

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Every time I see that jackass in the Sham-Wow commercial with his microphone wrapped around his face, I want to shove it up his ass. And now he is pitching what looks like a K-Tel Kitchen Magician. I keep hoping he'll turn that damned thing on himself and chop himself to death.
The first time I saw that I was talking to my youngest and I stopped dead at the line "You're going to love my nuts!"

I turned to my daughter incredulous and asked, "Did he just say what I thought he did?!" It takes something really shocking to draw my attention when I'm engrossed in conversation.

I still can't believe they run that thing all day long! I don't think about the product—all I think about is this idiot making an indecent proposal to every man, woman, and child watching! What crass moron came up with that line?

It's not even funny, it's just sick.
 

Victoria Rose

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The idiot ads for Greypower insurance.
Especially the first one that came out with just the women. I still can't understand why women's groups haven't gotten that ad banned for the blatent sexism. And with all the accidents some elderly people have caused—the very idea that people over 50 as a whole are the safest drivers and therefore deserve the lowest insurance rates—give me a break!

I know of a girl who died last year from complications of the severe disabilities caused five years ago by a 64-year-old man who took his insulin without eating, went into insulin shock behind the wheel of his car, blacked out and drove into the front of a house, knocking out most of the wall between two foster children's bedrooms where they were all sleeping. The little girl, trapped beneath his car without oxygen for 20 minutes, went from a beautiful brilliant kindergarten student to being unable to walk, talk, feed herself, or even move by herself until she died of pneumonia. Even when disabled like that, she was by all accounts, a beautiful little spirit.

Every time I see one of those commercials I wish I could just punch that idiot in the mouth! :mad:
 

planetsmurf

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personally i hate any of the dodds furniture ads where he spoofs everything from the hulk to james bond. this guy needs to stop
 

spicdick

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beep beep beep

a successful commercial should makes me feel good and happy.
annoying makes me want to hate the product.

the sound of a machine backing up ...beep beep beep annoys me.
now a commercial that intends directly to annoy , this kfc commercial with guy backing up with tray and going beep beep beep...
never again will i buy the product , they have successfully annoyed me!!!!
 

Kevin101

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The Best Commercials

I think the Molson Candian Commercials are sweet.

"Those are aren't dents, those are goals" lol
"You think hockey tape can fix anything"
"There's an unwritten code in Canada. If you live by it, chances are"
"You'll call anyone with goalie equipment, a friend"
You've gotten kicked out of somewhere, and, you've turned down a booty call in the post-season"
"You've clapped for a dancer even though she shouldn't be a dancer"
"This is our beer, Molson Canadian."
 

Oldfart

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Still lost in the '60s
I think the Molson Candian Commercials are sweet.

"Those are aren't dents, those are goals" lol
"You think hockey tape can fix anything"
"There's an unwritten code in Canada. If you live by it, chances are"
"You'll call anyone with goalie equipment, a friend"
You've gotten kicked out of somewhere, and, you've turned down a booty call in the post-season"
"You've clapped for a dancer even though she shouldn't be a dancer"
"This is our beer, Molson Canadian."
Agreed. The beer is crap, but the commercials are excellent.
 

Kevin101

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Agreed. The beer is crap, but the commercials are excellent.
Agreed. Lol, I don't like Molson Candian beer eaither. I enjoy Budwieser. It's awesome!

The King Of Beers!
 

Im Cuming

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What's with the new KFC commercial. After the guy orders his meal , he picks up his tray and has to make a beeping noise /backing up.
Friggen crazy..

I agree with a couple of you that mentioned that the sounds tends to get louder when the commercial comes on. NICE, reminds me to switch the channel..

:D
 

blazejowski

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I really hate that McDonalds ad with the pretentious salad tosser schooling the rookie.
...as well, McDonald's, and their bah-dah-bup-bah-baaaaahhh.... can lick me where the sun don't shine...

...same thing goes for the Zoom-Zoom kid...
 

newtothis

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Mazda zoom-zoom commercials, all of them;
The new GM commercials, guess they have enough money for all these new ad spots;
But the worst is probably the ING commercial with the two girls going back and forth about high-interest bank accounts, bad apples masquerading as oranges - I wanna punch both of them in the face
 

bcneil

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There is a new Prius commercial, where thee whistle "what the world needs now"

I just hate it, I don't know if its how I have my home theatre set up, but its such an loud annoying pitch.
 

blazejowski

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I could watch him (Billy Mays) slowly being lowered into a wood chipper....
Shamwow Guy, too... (although his credibility is a little more suspect these days now that he's a proven hooker beater...)
Same goes for Subway Jared, Verizon Wireless Guy, the Geico Gecko, and every other person in a commercial...
The first part of the prophecy has been fulfilled!

ShamWow Guy, you're next!
:D
 

susi

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@the Meat Market!!!lol
sham wow guy and the "slap chop"....it's almost like they want to capitalize on his violence against a sex worker. everytime i see it i want to call the company, tv station, the mayor.....lol:eek:

love susieXXXO
 

Kevin101

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Fukin HARLIOUS!

Laughed everytime that was on.


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Gwynn

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I can't believe nobody has mentioned the Kia Forte spots. Maybe minding my own business isn't my forte, but if I find out who came up with that ad campaign something rather violent will be :)
 
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