Worst TV Commercial

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Oldfart

Oldfart

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Every time I see that jackass in the Sham-Wow commercial with his microphone wrapped around his face, I want to shove it up his ass. And now he is pitching what looks like a K-Tel Kitchen Magician. I keep hoping he'll turn that damned thing on himself and chop himself to death.

How about you?

Do you think there is a worse TV commercial running than those?
 
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Thatotherguy

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Surrey's Jewel said:
Definately feminine protection ads !
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Fuck, I was watching a show the other day and each time it went to the ads they would show the same feminine protection ad twice in a row, then a different ad, then the same feminine protection ad twice in a row again! Yes, you heard me right, in each ad break they showed the same bloody ad 4 times! There were 3 or 4 ad breaks, so by the time the show was over, I had seen the same damn ad 12-16 times. Who's the marketing genius who thought this was a good idea? OK the ad happened to be for a product that I have no reason to buy anyway, but if it had been an ad for something that I might have bought, I would be boycotting that product right now for their irritating advertising practices!
 
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bcneil

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I find pretty much every Tim Horton ad to be horrible.
 
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BJhunter

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HubbaHubba said:
LOL....Oldfart that is an awesome post my man!! You are bang on and the way you said it is priceless!
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I can't stand the stupid Canucks one: "We are all Canucks"...I mean, I don't like being included w/ the bandwagons, Canuckleheads, or Knuckleheads, there's a big difference which I'm much better at! ;)

"we are all yankees"

"we are all Magic"

"we are all Wild"

"we are all Bull" LOL

c'mon, as if our scouting is bad enough, our marketing dept isn't that much better!
 
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Rammstein69

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I hate any male enhancement ad, especially the one with 'Smilin' Bob'.
 
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bcneil

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rafterman said:
The one where some gay fucktard is pretending to be some stupid $%?&%'s cat for lil whisker cat fud...wtf.
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LOL you don't like Hubert. At least he has a hot mom.
 
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rossedm34

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I hate Billy Mays yelling about stuff, but I could watch his bloopers all day.

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MissTakes

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Enterprise Rent A Car.

"It's not expensive, Mom."

That poor schmuck looks like he wants to throw his Mother under the wheels and to be honest, I don't think I would blame him if he did.
 
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the one commercial that makes me instantly mute the sound or change channel

M.A.D.D commercial with the screaming crying baby.


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commercial that i find oddly amusing.
the Shreddies diamond/square commercials.
still unsure if they just poking fun or if they are actually seriously
saying there are 2 different types of shreddies.
 
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MasterRPC

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there are so many commercials

that irritate the #@$%@@ out of Me the one that is in my mind right now is the cherreio commercial when hubby asks wife about whts shes eating the cereal and the final lines
what eles does the box say steve?
It says shut up
and that freakin smug look she gets
Now I would love to see out takes of the hubby answering like
I should have married someone eles
 
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MissingOne

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The idiot ads for Greypower insurance.
 
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blazejowski

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Pretty much 99.999% of commercials offend me in some way. They seem to get either the stupidest looking/acting people, or the ones with the most grating voices out there.

Commercials is why I got myself a PVR. Goddamned best invention out there, if you ask me. Fuck commercials, and fuck advertisers, if you ask me!
 
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Subway ads have been horrific for years...

First we had Jared. What irritated me was they would show a bunch of athletic looking people doing athletic things, then here comes some dork with a tray of sandwiches, and he's some kind of star??

Then they had the ads with the songs... "he's Henry, Clay Henry, he's a fireman and a subway fan" Fuck off!

Can't even remember what the new ones are about, but I know there's a monkey in them, and they bug me.
 
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blazejowski

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rossedm34 said:
I hate Billy Mays yelling about stuff, but I could watch his bloopers all day.
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I could watch him slowly being lowered into a wood chipper....
Shamwow Guy, too... (although his credibility is a little more suspect these days now that he's a proven hooker beater...)
Same goes for Subway Jared, Verizon Wireless Guy, the Geico Gecko, and every other person in a commercial...
 
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Inamorato

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rossedm34 said:
I hate Billy Mays yelling about stuff, but I could watch his bloopers all day.
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Gotta give Billy some credit though.
His ESPN ads are hilarious, clearly the guy doesn't mind laughing at his own expense.

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