A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us."
The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute."
The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us."
The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look."
Well…The whole family begins to smile like Jack Nicholson in the shining and the Father say’s, “This is our one chance. So, let’s give him the performance of our lives!” With that the son whips out a kazoo and starts playing the Saber Dance.
You know… Ya ta ta ta ta ta ta ta Ya ta ta ta ta ta ta ta Ya ta ta Ya ta ta Ya ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta Taaaah yuh Taaaah yuh.
Right on cue, the dog sprints out in front of the family, hops onto its hind legs, and starts dancing around. But get this, the dog has a fucking boner and its little red cock is glistening like a fucking bulb on string of Christmas lights.
In the mean time, while the agent is temporarily mesmerized by the dog and his bouncing wang, the mother strips down to her jack boots, turns her cottage cheese laden, overly tattooed, ass to the agent, sand preads her cheeks with both hands. Then, just as the agent is able to peal his eyes away from the dog, the daughter strikes a match in front of the mother’s gaping sphincter and the mother farts a three foot flame nearly singing the eyebrows off the agent.
He shakes his head and blinks his eyes in disbelief but before he can even gasp, both the father and son have dropped there pants to their ankles. The mother begins sucking off the son while the daughter hikes up her skirt and backs into the father for some seriously violent ass fucking.
Here’s where things start getting a little crazy!
The daughter grabs the dog and, while still taking it in the shitter, begins sucking off the dog. Believe it or not, the dog actually starts moaning right along with the fucking kazoo. No bullshit.
Now the brother reaches over takes the collar off the dog and begins smacking the mother’s ass with it. She starts fisting her own pussy just as the dog starts going into convulsions and cums all over the daughters face.
Simultaneously the mother craps all over her own legs – and this is kind of wet fucking crap with corn and other various vegetable parts in it.
Now this is where things get truly fucked up!
The father shouts, “martini” and the mother, son’s cock still gagging her, pulls her fist out of her cunt, which by the way is covered in a semi coagulated bloody mess as it was clearly the peak of her period. She reaches into her purse and pulls out a martini class which she places on the floor between her feet and quite cerimoneously fills with piss. The father and the son then both yank out of their respective holes and cum into the glass as well.
Now the daughter with seemingly nothing left to do pops out her previously unnoticed glass eye and drops into the glass like an olive. The father stirs the concoction with his prick hands it to his wife and she downs it without a blink as the father picks up the dog and gives it a final ass fucking. Mean while the son completes the grand finally by socket fucking his sister into near unconsciousness.
The whole thing finally ends with a flourish from the kazoo and every one yelling, "tada".
For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?"
And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"
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The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute."
The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us."
The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look."
Well…The whole family begins to smile like Jack Nicholson in the shining and the Father say’s, “This is our one chance. So, let’s give him the performance of our lives!” With that the son whips out a kazoo and starts playing the Saber Dance.
You know… Ya ta ta ta ta ta ta ta Ya ta ta ta ta ta ta ta Ya ta ta Ya ta ta Ya ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta Taaaah yuh Taaaah yuh.
Right on cue, the dog sprints out in front of the family, hops onto its hind legs, and starts dancing around. But get this, the dog has a fucking boner and its little red cock is glistening like a fucking bulb on string of Christmas lights.
In the mean time, while the agent is temporarily mesmerized by the dog and his bouncing wang, the mother strips down to her jack boots, turns her cottage cheese laden, overly tattooed, ass to the agent, sand preads her cheeks with both hands. Then, just as the agent is able to peal his eyes away from the dog, the daughter strikes a match in front of the mother’s gaping sphincter and the mother farts a three foot flame nearly singing the eyebrows off the agent.
He shakes his head and blinks his eyes in disbelief but before he can even gasp, both the father and son have dropped there pants to their ankles. The mother begins sucking off the son while the daughter hikes up her skirt and backs into the father for some seriously violent ass fucking.
Here’s where things start getting a little crazy!
The daughter grabs the dog and, while still taking it in the shitter, begins sucking off the dog. Believe it or not, the dog actually starts moaning right along with the fucking kazoo. No bullshit.
Now the brother reaches over takes the collar off the dog and begins smacking the mother’s ass with it. She starts fisting her own pussy just as the dog starts going into convulsions and cums all over the daughters face.
Simultaneously the mother craps all over her own legs – and this is kind of wet fucking crap with corn and other various vegetable parts in it.
Now this is where things get truly fucked up!
The father shouts, “martini” and the mother, son’s cock still gagging her, pulls her fist out of her cunt, which by the way is covered in a semi coagulated bloody mess as it was clearly the peak of her period. She reaches into her purse and pulls out a martini class which she places on the floor between her feet and quite cerimoneously fills with piss. The father and the son then both yank out of their respective holes and cum into the glass as well.
Now the daughter with seemingly nothing left to do pops out her previously unnoticed glass eye and drops into the glass like an olive. The father stirs the concoction with his prick hands it to his wife and she downs it without a blink as the father picks up the dog and gives it a final ass fucking. Mean while the son completes the grand finally by socket fucking his sister into near unconsciousness.
The whole thing finally ends with a flourish from the kazoo and every one yelling, "tada".
For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?"
And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"
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More details at http://www.dead-frog.com/aristocrats/
