Client walks in & immediately tells me he's freezing cold & needs to use the bathroom cuz he's ready to explode. Charming. Here i am dressed in pigtails, see thru pink babydoll dress & 6" lucite heels and that's how i get greeted?
Comes out a few minutes later after he's stunk up my bathroom. Great, now i'm really getting wet with excitement. I ask him to take a shower. Oh no he says, just had one 45 min ago.
Does he seriously expect me to 69 him with fresh bathroom butt? I push stinky back into the stank & thankfully he's in there for a good 5 min pumping away at the liquid soap.
Well big baby has now stopped complaining, he's warmed up from the shower & doesn't smell like an outhouse. Dumbo sprawls himself on my k-size bed. Mmm, untrimmed pubes too, lucky me. I have no doubt guys like this do a reverse anorexic when they look in the mirror and see a potential pornstar but hey, all the power to him i spose.
Get him taken care of, he uses the washroom again and on his way back to bed makes some loud burps & belches...not sure which orifice they came from but the suite again immediately fills with gut rot. I open the window. He tells me he felt lousy all morn & had take-out szechuan the nite before. Ah, post-coital romance, too.
All i can add to this is thank heavens he didn't ask for a finger up the butt. That would've ended the session with my climactic purge.
Comes out a few minutes later after he's stunk up my bathroom. Great, now i'm really getting wet with excitement. I ask him to take a shower. Oh no he says, just had one 45 min ago.
Does he seriously expect me to 69 him with fresh bathroom butt? I push stinky back into the stank & thankfully he's in there for a good 5 min pumping away at the liquid soap. Well big baby has now stopped complaining, he's warmed up from the shower & doesn't smell like an outhouse. Dumbo sprawls himself on my k-size bed. Mmm, untrimmed pubes too, lucky me. I have no doubt guys like this do a reverse anorexic when they look in the mirror and see a potential pornstar but hey, all the power to him i spose.
Get him taken care of, he uses the washroom again and on his way back to bed makes some loud burps & belches...not sure which orifice they came from but the suite again immediately fills with gut rot. I open the window. He tells me he felt lousy all morn & had take-out szechuan the nite before. Ah, post-coital romance, too.
All i can add to this is thank heavens he didn't ask for a finger up the butt. That would've ended the session with my climactic purge.
