why the wife may be saying no

Very Veronica

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Client walks in & immediately tells me he's freezing cold & needs to use the bathroom cuz he's ready to explode. Charming. Here i am dressed in pigtails, see thru pink babydoll dress & 6" lucite heels and that's how i get greeted?

Comes out a few minutes later after he's stunk up my bathroom. Great, now i'm really getting wet with excitement. I ask him to take a shower. Oh no he says, just had one 45 min ago. :confused: Does he seriously expect me to 69 him with fresh bathroom butt? I push stinky back into the stank & thankfully he's in there for a good 5 min pumping away at the liquid soap.

Well big baby has now stopped complaining, he's warmed up from the shower & doesn't smell like an outhouse. Dumbo sprawls himself on my k-size bed. Mmm, untrimmed pubes too, lucky me. I have no doubt guys like this do a reverse anorexic when they look in the mirror and see a potential pornstar but hey, all the power to him i spose.

Get him taken care of, he uses the washroom again and on his way back to bed makes some loud burps & belches...not sure which orifice they came from but the suite again immediately fills with gut rot. I open the window. He tells me he felt lousy all morn & had take-out szechuan the nite before. Ah, post-coital romance, too.

All i can add to this is thank heavens he didn't ask for a finger up the butt. That would've ended the session with my climactic purge.
 

littlejimbigher

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Are you sure it wasn't Bigbasket. His bathroom stories are classic.
 

FuZzYknUckLeS

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This is fuckin' hilarious! Reminds me of the time I went to see a certain SP. She opens the door and she isn't the ravishing teen blonde in the photo, but rather this anorexic 30-something redhead who looked like she has never owned a comb or brush. She invited me in, and her place smelled like Animal House. Walked past the kitchen on the way to the living room, and you couldn't see the counters there was so much shit piled on them. She was high as a fuckin' kite, and her BF was sitting on the sofa in the living room, just as wasted. Introduced himself to me like I was his best bud or somethin'. Talk about your awkward moments.
Needless to say, I bailed without so much as a "maybe next time".
I guess my question to you, VV, is, why didn't YOU bail? :confused:
 

Howard26

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Very Veronica said:
Client walks in & immediately tells me he's freezing cold & needs to use the bathroom cuz he's ready to explode. Charming. Here i am dressed in pigtails, see thru pink babydoll dress & 6" lucite heels and that's how i get greeted?

Comes out a few minutes later after he's stunk up my bathroom. Great, now i'm really getting wet with excitement. I ask him to take a shower. Oh no he says, just had one 45 min ago. :confused: Does he seriously expect me to 69 him with fresh bathroom butt? I push stinky back into the stank & thankfully he's in there for a good 5 min pumping away at the liquid soap.

Well big baby has now stopped complaining, he's warmed up from the shower & doesn't smell like an outhouse. Dumbo sprawls himself on my k-size bed. Mmm, untrimmed pubes too, lucky me. I have no doubt guys like this do a reverse anorexic when they look in the mirror and see a potential pornstar but hey, all the power to him i spose.

Get him taken care of, he uses the washroom again and on his way back to bed makes some loud burps & belches...not sure which orifice they came from but the suite again immediately fills with gut rot. I open the window. He tells me he felt lousy all morn & had take-out szechuan the nite before. Ah, post-coital romance, too.

All i can add to this is thank heavens he didn't ask for a finger up the butt. That would've ended the session with my climactic purge.
Okay...I like to think that I am a really great date...clean, smellin good, shaved, trimmed...friendly smile...working parts...but maybe it is just that easy to be that much better than that guy...sorry vv better luck next time...D
 

shapeshifter

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FuZzYknUckLeS said:
I guess my question to you, VV, is, why didn't YOU bail? :confused:
Probably a lot easier to bail when you are the payer, afterall you saved yourself a pocket of dough

For the sp to bail they have to decide to give up 2-3 hundred bucks or more

Suck it up and ignore the stink LOL!
 

Randy Whorewald

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EEEEEw

But I suppose its one of the risks of being in the business!! :)
 

Cock Throppled

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This guy is like the sports fan who thinks he can behave any way he wants because he paid to get in...so to speak.
 

Quarter Mile'r

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Very Veronica said:
Client walks in & immediately tells me he's freezing cold & needs to use the bathroom cuz he's ready to explode. Charming. Here i am dressed in pigtails, see thru pink babydoll dress & 6" lucite heels and that's how i get greeted?

Comes out a few minutes later after he's stunk up my bathroom. Great, now i'm really getting wet with excitement. I ask him to take a shower. Oh no he says, just had one 45 min ago. :confused: Does he seriously expect me to 69 him with fresh bathroom butt? I push stinky back into the stank & thankfully he's in there for a good 5 min pumping away at the liquid soap.

Well big baby has now stopped complaining, he's warmed up from the shower & doesn't smell like an outhouse. Dumbo sprawls himself on my k-size bed. Mmm, untrimmed pubes too, lucky me. I have no doubt guys like this do a reverse anorexic when they look in the mirror and see a potential pornstar but hey, all the power to him i spose.

Get him taken care of, he uses the washroom again and on his way back to bed makes some loud burps & belches...not sure which orifice they came from but the suite again immediately fills with gut rot. I open the window. He tells me he felt lousy all morn & had take-out szechuan the nite before. Ah, post-coital romance, too.

All i can add to this is thank heavens he didn't ask for a finger up the butt. That would've ended the session with my climactic purge.

Should this be quoted as the true to life BFE? :D

Well done VV, love a review that makes me realize why I like to treat the
ladies with respect, especially knowing that prince charming could be just
around the corner for anyone of the ladies. :rolleyes:

...........QM'r
 

georgebushmoron

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Makes me all the more happy I made a good career decision in life.
 

PuntMeister

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Review Me! Review Me! (at least my pubes are trimmed) :D
 

Very Veronica

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Avery said:
So, will you repeat if he calls you again? :p
Actually, i'd seen him b4 but he used a different name. He's in the category of babysitting a rude 2 yr old...keeps me in touch with the plebs.
 

kalel

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vv,

so if a good looking guy - neat, clean, trimmed, smelling nice comes in does he pay the same as the smelly lardbutt who messed up your bathroom?

i'd like to think you get better service/rates when you're clean and physically more appealing but is that true?

still, your story has a nice message to it.
 
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