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What's it like to get laid??? *looks wistfully out to the horizon*
Mistress Freya,Cuz if I only did BDSM...I would never get laid. Nor would I get the coverage that I will from posting this Title.
Here's to being a 'ho,' ladies!
(BadSanta...I will still be your naughty helper
Eddie, eddie, eddie...I would be honored to be the first keynote speaker at an upcoming MERL meeting. I would like to hereby offer my input as to what the acronym may stand for...I will also try and conjure up some good thoughts on creating a mission statement.
BS...I would love to put a positive spin on your re-introduction. Ho ho ho!Mistress Freya,
My mind will never be so rigid that a beautiful woman couldn't change it for me. My dick, well it's always rigid around beautiful women!
As I said previously, I've been out of BDSM for so long that the game has changed. There are way more FS SPs offering dom now than back then and I'm sure many such as yourself are unbelievably good at it!
By the way, I'd happily be your "ho", "slut" you name it, Mistress Freya. I have a feeling you could re-introduce me to the "game" really well. And my ass would be happily sore for days afterword!
)Completely agreed. Shall we declare that any "winnings" from our $10/hole matches (yes, I use plural on that...it is summer after all....I can use a weekly game of flogging) be deposited into such trust account? You will be treasurer and custodian of the funds....I trust you far more than I trust myself in matters money.LOL, you got me pegged! (um, I mean that figuratively....unless you say otherwise
I've always been to the right, its because my left nut is bigger....it's hereditary I think, my sister has one breast bigger than the other.
As for your speech, I wouldn't miss it! MERL is all about equality, rights and liberation....who better to testify than a Dominatrix who just wants to get her some...
Uh Eddie, I think we need to start a fund for keynote speakers!
I knew it!! One of my breasts is a little larger than the other. I think the same applies to most balls and breasts, unless someone measured cc's. I'll still peg you, even if you hang to the right, cuz your left nut is bigger.LOL, you got me pegged! (um, I mean that figuratively....unless you say otherwise
I've always been to the right, its because my left nut is bigger....it's hereditary I think, my sister has one breast bigger than the other.
As for your speech, I wouldn't miss it! MERL is all about equality, rights and liberation....who better to testify than a Dominatrix who just wants to get her some...
Uh Eddie, I think we need to start a fund for keynote speakers!
Hehehe, don't listen to him Mistress Freyja. I can switch too, but I'm more of a BFE or Break your knees kind of guy.
You's both gonna be my bitches...we can role-play like it's prison and my name is Bubba?
Hehehe, don't listen to him Mistress Freyja. I can switch too, but I'm more of a BFE or Break your knees kind of guy.
We give each other guff love, as in we don't take any. He tells me when I'm an idiot and I do the same....it's hard to get a word in edgewise with him though.
Adorable! I hope I can make it that direction and play with you's both til the morning light. Or just play a bad game of pool and drink beer? I really suck at golf, but I can drive the cart and flirt with the beer gals, and tell y'all what's wrong with your swing...maybe bend you over in the trees?
Well, any Domme that i ever knew always got what she asked for.. i am sure Eddie would agree. If Mistress wants to get laid, she always gets what she demands, right Eddie??
Well, if they "always" get what they demand, then they are clearly not an SP.Well, any Domme that i ever knew always got what she asked for.. i am sure Eddie would agree. If Mistress wants to get laid, she always gets what she demands, right Eddie??
I've no doubt, YOU with those two and golf, you can help One score a Hole-in-The-Other....it's hard to get a word in edgewise with him though.
Adorable! I hope I can make it that direction and play with you's both til the morning light. Or just play a bad game of pool and drink beer? I really suck at golf, but I can drive the cart and flirt with the beer gals, and tell y'all what's wrong with your swing...maybe bend you over in the trees?
