Why do people get mad because...

[Mr.O]

To each his or her own!

You want to BLOW away yer money on dope??? Fine as long as it does'nt affect me!

Ya wanna spend yer hard earned $$ on a conversation??? I feel sorry for ya but knock yerself out.

I view SP's as Courtesans & if they want to impress me they will be practiced in the art of seduction!

I've been around enough to know an amateur from a pro & if rates are higher I best be seeing a difference in the quality of the service.

Good looks go only so far & you can't fake being sexy, ya either are or ya ain't.

My first priority is to fulfill my desires with the type of woman I desire it.

If I can't get that outside of seeing an SP then I do the research & make a call.

BOTTOM line - I am the customer - I am there to fulfill MY desire.
If the SP does not want to deliver I walk.
There have only been 2 times I have walked away.

ANY SP worth her salt will have the same attitude.
If they don't they need to get out of this business B4 they give it a bad rep.

oop's too late!

 

[TotallyTouchin]

May as well say this....

Honestly, I do not think anyone on here is deluded as to the reason gentlemen visit escorts. The primary reason is usually obvious and then there are times when there are rare exceptions. I think the point the ladies have been trying to make is that many times our profession is more complex than simply being a "fuck toy". Personality and attitude play a large roll in our profession.

NOW....there is always a debate on here as to who recieved what type of service from which provider. One gentlemen may have a blast and one may have a subpar time.

When you read the postings on here you may get a glimpse into how women react to what we precieve to be disrespect. This is where the "YMMV" term really has some creadance.

We KNOW what service we are being paid to provide however I am sure I can easily speak for almost all the ladies when I say that when someone waltzes in with a "you're a hooker....I'm a John...suck my dick and beat it" attitude, the lady may, even if unconciously, not give him the same TLC that she gives the man who acts with the respect a gentlemen gives a lady.

I think that if the gentlemen who visit us really want to get the best experience possible, it is a wise idea to be courteous, clean and respectful. For these men, we will bend over backwards to make you happy because, at least for me, I think that mutual respect is a reciprical arrangement. I know what my clients are visiting me for but never would I look at them and think of them as "johns" as many have become great friends and people that I look forward to spending time with both sexually and otherwise within our time together.

Just my thoughts.

 

[CalgaryPooner]

I couldn't give 2 shits about what people do. If you want to call a hooker and not bang her, go right ahead. It just means her pussy will be that much tighter by the time I get to her.

Are you like my long lost brother or something. It is scary seeing someone else type what I was thinking the second I saw the cleverly crafted fake grammatically challenged post.

Mustangjoe, it is refereshing to see honesty and not some guy trying to blow smoke up a hooker's ass on this board for reasons I cannot even begin to wonder or care about.

 

[CalgaryPooner]

We KNOW what service we are being paid to provide however I am sure I can easily speak for almost all the ladies when I say that when someone waltzes in with a "you're a hooker....I'm a John...suck my dick and beat it" attitude, the lady may, even if unconciously, not give him the same TLC that she gives the man who acts with the respect a gentlemen gives a lady.

You are probably 100% accurate but who says some of us want TLC? Perhaps there are a handful of guys who do this for simple variety and the physical act and are not looking to discuss poetry, worry about how many candles are around the tub or wonder if we brought the right gift for you in addition to the bucks shelled out (see, bringing nothing else takes that risk out of the equation).

Look, regardless what you might think, I personally am not all that big of a jerk in real life (I am not tall for starters...haha). I have had lots of hookers and GFs more than apparently happy with their treatment in the sack but for the former, it is only if they are happy with me getting what I came and paid for. For some guys, I guess it is cuddles and discussions about the plight of the tufted penguins but for some of us we simply pay for the romp. I am told some women like that approach, some clearly do not.

Different strokes. Will say in spite of a relatively mean spirited personal message you sent to me, I found your post (and most of your posts) full of though and intelligence. Without further wrath from you and some posse, I find that refreshing even if I don't sit on the same side of the fence with many of your positions.

 

[CalgaryPooner]

People who call us hookers, or other names usually the people who need us the most.

Bullshit, plain and simple, bullshit. It is the ones who think they are forming poetry buddies listening to Enya with you while paying not to have sex with you that REALLY need you the most.

You say you are really popular. I am pleased for you. You will be relieved that the likes of me won't bother seeing you when I am ever in Vancouver again. I usually like sex when I am paying (in fact, even when I am not) and I have never been hung up on what people call someone who sells it. I didn't event the term but it is sure a helluva lot better than "service provider" which makes you sound like a drycleaner or window washer.

 

[miss meiko]

Bullshit, plain and simple, bullshit. It is the ones who think they are forming poetry buddies listening to Enya with you while paying not to have sex with you that REALLY need you the most.

You say you are really popular. I am pleased for you. You will be relieved that the likes of me won't bother seeing you when I am ever in Vancouver again. I usually like sex when I am paying (in fact, even when I am not) and I have never been hung up on what people call someone who sells it. I didn't event the term but it is sure a helluva lot better than "service provider" which makes you sound like a drycleaner or window washer.

Don't worry CalgaryPooner, you are not going to see me...because I don't take new clients no more. I only see my regulars. Beside, I don't do anything under three thousands dollars for the weekend. Am I dreaming...you might think that way. Because my life is a dream for most people and I just love it!!

It is nice to be me and the people in the same situation. If people bash me because of this post...I really don't give a shit about it!!

 

[Irresistible Isabelle]

Hi Calgary Pooner,

Can you put me on your don't see list as well too, please?

 

[TotallyTouchin]

True

You are probably 100% accurate but who says some of us want TLC? Perhaps there are a handful of guys who do this for simple variety and the physical act and are not looking to discuss poetry, worry about how many candles are around the tub or wonder if we brought the right gift for you in addition to the bucks shelled out (see, bringing nothing else takes that risk out of the equation).
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You said it! Different strokes! I have always worked in atmospheres where the gentlemen who visit me expect a full package.....beautiful surroundings, beautiful ladies and excellent service. Generally, though the aim is to provide service first and foremost, I would wager to guess that the gentlemen who tend to frequent myself and lovely ladies such as Isabella etc, are interested in an entire package of looks, attitude, service and upscale surroundings. They need not come with poetry and Enya in hand but we are the type of ladies who put our all into our profession in order to respect the gentlemen who visit us and therefore we feel that it is fair to expect the same. TLC may not be the term that is best for this but I think people get the jist of what it means.....basically a full attempt on the behalf of the lady to provide well rounded service that includes atmosphere which includes friendly conversation and a positive fun attitude that extends beyond simply a physical act.

Though the "highlight" of the visit is most certainly the physical fun, many gentlemen have told me that part of the fun is enjoying the trappings we provide to make things special such as lingerie, their favorite refreshments, stripteases, hot oil massages and hot towel service. We do this to create an "experience" because men who visit us pay to be pampered....

My point is, the better a lady feels she is treated by her client, the more likely she is to give him that extra 20 minutes of massage or perhaps even go so far as to give him better service. Little things like the term "hooker" that you are so fond of using, are just turn offs for those of us who are trying to provide a level of companionship that exceeds that term IMHO (which I know Calgary Pooner disagrees with). Notice that many of the higher end SPs ads will say things such as "disrespectful emails will not be answered". If I had recieved an email back when I was working independantly that said "You're a hot hooker and I want to bang you"...I would not have responded. There are nicer and more courteous ways to communicate the same thing.

If you are more into the in and out kind of service....that is totally up to you and you are right, many girls are into providing that as well.

Again, different strokes.

 

[Mr.O]

Different STROKES??? No kiddin'

You said it! Different strokes!
My point is, the better a lady feels she is treated by her client, the more likely she is to give him that extra 20 minutes of massage or perhaps even go so far as to give him better service.

If you are more into the in and out kind of service....that is totally up to you and you are right, many girls are into providing that as well.

Again, different strokes.

Wow!!!.....

Better service!

Wow!!!

I`m leaving Vesta!

By the way Tiff, I am into the more "in and out kind of service", about 300-400 in & outs... some times more!
And speaking of strokes I`m also into the "Different strokes" like from the left, right the "Crazy Russian", the "Hi-Fiven` tube snake" & many others!
It`s all GOOD!

 

[CalgaryPooner]

Hi Calgary Pooner,

Can you put me on your don't see list as well too, please?

Consider it done with pleasure!

 

[sinfulltimez]

Interesting Post

Why can't we all just get along? No matter how we slice and dice it, we all know why we're here. Treat people/sps the way you want to be treated, with respect. I'm no F***in saint, but most of these girls are of good nature and fun. As far as Tiffany,Tianna and Isabelle goes, I have not seen them, but you girls are a hoot! I will see them soon and cannot wait. No one is perfect so RESPECT one another and we'll all have fun.

 

[CalgaryPooner]

I love perb, just sit back and let the personality come out!

I would feel pretty low right now if I were you Mr Calgary pooner, when a beautiful, classy and very intelligent lady rejects you including with many other ladies, I would feel pretty imbarresed about it.
Only the desperate one will take you!


All I can say is ouchy darlin!

Guess we are different as I feel totally fine. Heading to a SuperBowl bash with some buddies and have a date that gave me her number last night at Flames game (Canucks suck!).

I am not being rejected about anything. My Perb handle is being dissed by a fake name by someone who hypothetically I could buy sex from some day but rather doubt I will. In the scheme of things of importance in this world, that is not something to get too bent about. I mean, there are people starving out there and a large portion of people don't seem to care - that is something to get bent about.

Have a good one and enjoy the Super Bowl! I will!

 

[Mr.O]

Personally...

I love perb, just sit back and let the personality come out!

I would feel pretty low right now if I were you Mr Calgary pooner, when a beautiful, classy and very intelligent lady rejects you including with many other ladies, I would feel pretty imbarresed about it.
Only the desperate one will take you!


All I can say is ouchy darlin!

The above is what I like to call a classic example of an "Uppity Prostitute".
This happens when they have'nt been trained properly.

I make all the SP's I see wear a muzzle!

The exception to that rule is when they need to insert something in there but when their mouths are not in use for sucking, blowing or licking I force the muzzle back on!

There are also some other things I insist on like a leash.

There's nothin' worse than a hooker roaming around the room out of control.
I find that if I don't do this they will find a corner & pee in it.
In the odd time this does happen I rub their nose in it & spank them while saying "No, No, No"!
That is the reason I place newspapers on the floor when I have a whore come over to my house.

If your good at discipline you can train your whore to act appropriately & may even be able to take them in public without fear of embarassment.

BUT remember discipline is essential!

I've contemplated writing a self help book on this subject but I am not quite sure what I would call it.

A couple I've thought of:

"Whoring for Dummies"

"How to handle your hooker"

"The care & training of your new prostitute"

Good Luck guys & remember:

Happy "Johns" have potty trained prostitutes!
.

 

[totravel]

"Whoring for Dummies"

This is the first time I've actually LOL at one of your joke posts.

 

[Mr.O]

As U mature...

This is the first time I've actually LOL at one of your joke posts.

... you will start to develop something I like to call a "sense of humour"

It sounds like you are starting to mature, good for you.

Keep growing!

 

[Irresistible Isabelle]

The above is what I like to call a classic example of an "Uppity Prostitute".
This happens when they have'nt been trained properly.

I make all the SP's I see wear a muzzle!

The exception to that rule is when they need to insert something in there but when their mouths are not in use for sucking, blowing or licking I force the muzzle back on!

There are also some other things I insist on like a leash.

There's nothin' worse than a hooker roaming around the room out of control.
I find that if I don't do this they will find a corner & pee in it.
In the odd time this does happen I rub their nose in it & spank them while saying "No, No, No"!
That is the reason I place newspapers on the floor when I have a whore come over to my house.

If your good at discipline you can train your whore to act appropriately & may even be able to take them in public without fear of embarassment.

BUT remember discipline is essential!

I've contemplated writing a self help book on this subject but I am not quite sure what I would call it.

A couple I've thought of:

"Whoring for Dummies"

"How to handle your hooker"

"The care & training of your new prostitute"

Good Luck guys & remember:

Happy "Johns" have potty trained prostitutes!
.

You made me laugh so hard my breasts bounced out of my top about the leash & Muzzle bit. Oh and the whoring for dummbies.

 

[Mr.O]

What's so funny?

You made me laugh so hard my breasts bounced out of my top.

I wuz being serious.

Sounds like you need sum trainin'!

 

[Irresistible Isabelle]

I wuz being serious.

Sounds like you need sum trainin'!

Oh? Don't SPs usually charge extra for watersports or is that only if it's on YOU and not your floor.

 

[Mr.O]

Maybe this will help...

*there is no emoticon for a cute little red faced devil with a big grin and horns and big boobs*

Let's see if this will suffice:

 

[nube]

Lol

The above is what I like to call a classic example of an "Uppity Prostitute".
This happens when they have'nt been trained properly.

I make all the SP's I see wear a muzzle!

The exception to that rule is when they need to insert something in there but when their mouths are not in use for sucking, blowing or licking I force the muzzle back on!

There are also some other things I insist on like a leash.

There's nothin' worse than a hooker roaming around the room out of control.
I find that if I don't do this they will find a corner & pee in it.
In the odd time this does happen I rub their nose in it & spank them while saying "No, No, No"!
That is the reason I place newspapers on the floor when I have a whore come over to my house.

If your good at discipline you can train your whore to act appropriately & may even be able to take them in public without fear of embarassment.

BUT remember discipline is essential!

I've contemplated writing a self help book on this subject but I am not quite sure what I would call it.

A couple I've thought of:

"Whoring for Dummies"

"How to handle your hooker"

"The care & training of your new prostitute"

Good Luck guys & remember:

Happy "Johns" have potty trained prostitutes!
.

That was funny, BUT I am surprised that non of the ladies responded by suggesting a book for you and Calgarypooner...'Dummies for Whores'

Seriously, I don't doubt that most of the men here do have a little respect for the ladies. Some are just more in a hurry then others. As for me, well, I am a little shy, and the ambiance, the conversation, and the beauty are just like foreplay its all part of the package.

The best orgasms come after a long anticipation.