Why do horoscopes still exist?

[Oldfart]

Astrology can be a great excuse. "It's not my fault I fucked up - Mercury was retrograde."

 

[take8easy]

Astrology can be a great excuse. "It's not my fault I fucked up - Mercury was retrograde."

or you can say, "oh, sorry Ms. but URanus indicates that I should not DATO on you."

 

[apl16]

Is that in the Anus area.??

No wonder we feel the Earth's axis wobble at times.

That Jupiter must be quite a stud....

Hmmmmmm....... lookout if Jupiter starts entering Ur Anus!!!!!

 

[apl16]

For the same reason religion still exists.

Yup! Horoscopes make more sense than religion.

 

[apl16]

Astrology can be a great excuse. "It's not my fault I fucked up - Mercury was retrograde."

Lol..... I thought that was religion's role. I killed 49 people but it's ok. It was God's will.