what's your first memory/first word?

[blakealridge]

Thought it might be nice to take a trip down memory lane.

My first memory is my mom holding a cup of coffee sitting at a table. I reached up for it and said "abum" (which meant "have some") and she smiled and said "not for babies!". I think I was about 3.

My first (sort of?) word was when my parents would sing "old macdonald had a farm" and I'd just say, very quietly with a grin, "ee-i-oh".

Your turn!

 

[steverino]

One of my first memories is JFK's funeral. I was about 5. I recollect hearing "The Battle Hymn of the Republic" and seeing JFK, Jr. saluting.

 

[dirtylovej]

I vividly recall stealing a half a sandwich off my blind grandfathers plate. He thought he had dropped it. As a 5 year old that couldn't understand his condition, I sat there giggling as he looked for it, and then laughed hysterically when my grandmother noticed it was in my mouth.

 

[blakealridge]

I vividly recall stealing a half a sandwich off my blind grandfathers plate. He thought he had dropped it. As a 5 year old that couldn't understand his condition, I sat there giggling as he looked for it, and then laughed hysterically when my grandmother noticed it was in my mouth.

Hahahahaha kids are such assholes

 

[PierreCoeur]

My first words were "Got Milk!" after a round of breast feeding that lasted a record 3 hours straight.

My parents made millions from the advertising slogan I coined when I was only 18 months old.

Sadly they blew my inheritance on a Tastee Freeze franchise.

I think after that i acquired my breasts addiction fantacizing about soft serve icecream cones.

 

[PierreCoeur]

My first words were "Got Milk!" after a round of breast feeding that lasted a record 3 hours straight.

My parents made millions from the advertising slogan I coined when I was only 18 months old.

Sadley they blew my inheritance on a Tastee Freeze francise.

I think after that i acquired my breasts addiction fantacizing about soft serve icecream cones. View attachment 9263

Oh I thought the question was what was my first mammary. Sorry Charlee you know how easily confused I get.

 

[blakealridge]

Oh I thought the question was what was my first mammary. Sorry Charlee you know how easily confused I get.

Aw you poor thing, come over and I’ll shove my tits in your face, and we’ll make new mammary memories. No need to try to use your brain with a tit in your mouth.

 

[PierreCoeur]

Aw you poor thing, come over and I’ll shove my tits in your face, and we’ll make new mammary memories. No need to try to use your brain with a tit in your mouth.

Comeon this thread isn't about recent mammaries. You are just a game changer rebel Hans Solo!

 

[Ray]

My grandfather passed away when I was 3, but I have distinct memories of the time I spent with him, and the house he lived in. I must have been 2 at the time. I remember his funeral.

 

[blakealridge]

My grandfather passed away when I was 3, but I have distinct memories of the time I spent with him, and the house he lived in. I must have been 2 at the time. I remember his funeral.

Aw. That’s so sweet and sad

 

[angry anderson]

Being dropped on my head. First word..somebody muttered "fuck" . Everything since then is a blurr.

 

[Billiam]

A rather touching and nostalgic thread, but I think, for some of us, revealing personal info in this particular setting may be fraught with peril. So as the Dragons say - ' I'm out.'

 

[islander1-1]

Riding the street car to downtown Vancouver, to go shopping at Woodwards.

 

[Fullhouse]

Fu*k that little white bottle, put me back on the tits.

 

[Jethro Bodine]

At my age I'm more concerned about my last/latest memory. LOL!
Now where the hell did I put my keys/the remote/my glasses/....?

 

[take8easy]

I remember being told to keep my hands out of my shorts/pajamas and stop playing with my wee wee all the time. I remember my fingers smelling funky all the time for some reason.

Also, I grew up in a country which was on war with a neighboring nation and I was about three or four when war started and we lived not far from the border. I was told I would pee in my pants when jets flew overhead. (and that explains the funky smell on my finger tips).

 

[Drek]

My first memory is of the day we got our first family dog. It was a warm mid-summer day and we were at the breeder with the litter of excited little golden retrievers in a kennel. My brothers and I sat at a picnic table eating a big fresh bowl of cherries. I was 3. I grew up with that dog and she died in my grade 12 year.

 

[Bizzaynass]

My first memory was as a four year old sitting on my grandmother's lap in the car (this was early 80's before seatbelt laws were a thing) in Chinatown. I looked out the window and blurted out "Ho Ho Chop Suey!" to everyone in the car's surprise. I'm pretty sure those were the first words I've ever read.

 

[blakealridge]

wow I love all of these so much! sooooo cute, and interesting.

 

[Lo-ki]

A slap on the ass....thanks for coming out....then a huge knife heading for my penis....still have nightmares...