What would you expect?

[wilde]

Customer loyalty exists in all sorts of markets.

I'm loyal to Coke, mostly because pepsi tastes like sperminator's favorite after sex snack

I couldn't agree more.

Loyal implies being faithful. Our resident troll Krustee, stated that he is loyal to his regular SP but also stated that he sees other SPs. So either being loyal to an SP is indeed an oxymoron, or his lack of English comprehension has failed him once again.

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[smackyo]

Well last time I checked we are not a 3rd world country and I am tired of people using the excuse of the current economic state to low ball in all honesty, If you cant afford it, dont buy it, that goes for all things, including pooning, taking what you cant afford only causes trouble. Might as well just wait or suffer the aftermath i guess. For some I guess the aftermath seems worth it at the tim until it comes eh?

so with this response you are passing judgement instead of asking an honest question for your own info.

at least thats what it sounds like to me.

 

[Keithks]

Keithks you should PM Panther. He can get you in touch with the girls who know how to give a great cuddle. I guess some of you guys just need that type of thing. I noticed this is the second thread you have made reference to it.

Thanks! Will do.

 

[Krustee]

WOW....Zinger after zinger You should stick to pasting stupid pics instead of trying to come up with remarks on your own

That's the best you've got, Hubba? C'mon!

Geesh....that's usually what I hear right after sex...........

Sorry Hubba - that wasn't the best I've got.



By the way, what's your local Comedian & Vaudeville union?

 

[Krustee]

Okay then, perhaps loyal like a dog? Loyal to an SP is a bit of an oxymoron, don't you think. .

Imagine that - you answered yourself with your next post:

Unlike some tight ass, I don't spend a lot of time dwelling on it. I pay, I fuck, I move on. If there is chemistry, may be a return visit or two.
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This is what makes you & I different -
I am looking for a consistent provider not hit & miss with a different SP each time.

I guess you're so cool that you don't need to have a "regular" & your pockets so deep that $300 per hr barely makes a dent in your bank roll.

I'm impressed!


I enjoy a mutually beneficial relationship with my regular & when she needs anything I am just a phone call away - it works both ways.

 

[Krustee]

wilde I like the fact you were respectful to Krusty's Mom.......Mom's should not be disrespected on this board or anywhere.

Yes the epitome of savoir-faire & aristocracy.

 

[Krustee]

I couldn't agree more.

Loyal implies being faithful. Our resident troll Krustee, stated that he is loyal to his regular SP but also stated that he sees other SPs. So either being loyal to an SP is indeed an oxymoron, or his lack of English comprehension has failed him once again.
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No wilde, the only thing that has failed here is your English comprehension.

There is a difference between loyalty & exclusivity.

Apparently your Engrish teacher did not include the subtle differences of those two words when educating you.

I can be a loyal regular client, according to the very definitions given here by SP's, if I just see the same gal once per month.

If I am exclusive with that same SP then it means I do not see any other providers.

Sorry to see you got so confused over that elementary detail.

 

[wilde]

No wilde, the only thing that has failed here is your English comprehension.

There is a difference between loyalty & exclusivity.

Apparently your Engrish teacher did not include the subtle differences of those two words when educating you.

I can be a loyal regular client, according to the very definitions given here by SP's, if I just see the same gal once per month.

If I am exclusive with that same SP then it means I do not see any other providers.

Sorry to see you got so confused over that elementary detail.

loy⋅al
   /ˈlɔɪəl/ Show Spelled Pronunciation [loi-uhl] Show IPA
–adjective
1. faithful to one's sovereign, government, or state: a loyal subject.
2. faithful to one's oath, commitments, or obligations: to be loyal to a vow.
3. faithful to any leader, party, or cause, or to any person or thing conceived as deserving fidelity: a loyal friend.
4. characterized by or showing faithfulness to commitments, vows, allegiance, obligations, etc.: loyal conduct.

Go back to high school or better yet, learn to use a dictionary. I'll talk to you in a few years. Bye.

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[wilde]

I enjoy a mutually beneficial relationship with my regular & when she needs anything I am just a phone call away - it works both ways.

I bet your regular just loves you, doesn't she? She has found the ultimate, a de facto boyfriend who pays her for sex. What a loser?

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[island-guy]

I bet your regular just loves you, doesn't she? She has found the ultimate, a de facto boyfriend who pays her for sex. What a loser?

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The only thing worse is an ex with whom you are still friends.

In other words, she still gets whatever she wants from you but you don't get sex anymore.

NEVER stay just friends with an ex gf and never pay for sex (directly) from a girl that you treat like a girlfriend.

 

[Krustee]

I bet your regular just loves you, doesn't she? She has found the ultimate, a de facto boyfriend who pays her for sex. What a loser?

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My regular & I get along just fine asswipe!

As for me being a loser - take a long look in the mirror you sanctimonious shit!

 

[Krustee]

How much would it cost to get my own Krustee? (I will name it Mr O however)


Does it fight the least, or should I go with a choke chain instead?

Fight the least ???
Yeah - that makes sense.

How about fight the leash?

Hmmm?

Does it each much, can I feed it the cheap no-name stuff, or will it hunt its own dinner?

How about eat much?

Hmmm?

I already know from reading posts, that I should not have any other pets if I get a Krustee, they just do not seem to have the social graces or interpersonal skills to get along with others

If by others you mean idiotic escort board members -
yeah I would definitely keep them away!

By the way it seems that English is not your first language, that or you have been drinking & posting again.

Probably better to not meddle in matters beyond your league.

 

[Krustee]

Thank you for your corrections (I have corrected same on the original post)

You're welcome.

however please be advised that I merely wanted to make you feel wanted, to be of some useful purpose to PERB, to give you the illusion of having some sort of valid use, hell even toilet paper has that much going for it

This is where your own hubris & ignorance demeans you.

I am not here to be of use to you or anyone else.

Like most every other swinging dick here, I am participating on this board for my own selfish desires.

Humiliating idiots is just a bonus of my participation.

Most interesting that you were able to comprehend the general direction I was going, guess my ESL classes are paying off, however, one must wonder if that was a comment about my racial background?

"The world may never know!"

"How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?"

Beyond my league? That's a swing and a miss, Guess again there O

Otherwise known as a strike in baseball lingo - but maybe you are not familiar with that.

Let's just say that if you want to go tit for tat with me you are gonna need bigger boobs!



What am I sayin' -
you are a boob!

 

[keiratouch]

Well this speaks volumes to me!
I have always stated that those who are in this biz should only do so it they enjoy the company of men & desire to be a professional escort.

Far too often & far too many gals get into this biz because they lack the skills, education or work ethic to be employed in a socially accepted "normal" job.

The average hourly wage for a single female in this country is about $15.85 an hour.
http://www4.hrsdc.gc.ca/.3ndic.1t.4r@-eng.jsp?iid=18

The average BEFORE tax single family income is about $41,500 & has not really changed in more than 25 years.
http://www.cbc.ca/money/story/2008/05/01/censusfeature.html

An escort on the other hand, based on the information provided by the SP's themselves on this & a couple other boards like Perb, is $250 per hour with a stated average of 40 hours per month worked.
(I know for a fact that my regular was making $15k per month before this economic downturn.)

Let's do the math shall we?

$250 x 40 = $10,000 per month
Let's see - that's $120,000 per year ($10k x 12 = $120k)

So, while the rest of the population is working themselves to the bone at 40 hours every week & 160+ hours per month just to earn an average of $3458 per month - (BEFORE taxes mind you!)
- Escorts are among the top 5% income earners in this country!

What portion of taxes do the escorts pay on their income?
I guess that depends on IF they report all of their income or any income at all?

So, you want to know what I expect for $100 from an escort?

I'll tell you what I expect -

• I expect that she be working in the biz because she wants to be an escort NOT just to make money!

• I expect that she realize how much more she is making than 98% of the other women & 91% more than the other men in this country.

• I expect to be treated as a valued customer.

• I expect to get an honest business transaction.

• I expect the escort to act professional.

• I expect appreciation as a client as long as I am respectful to my provider.

• I expect compassion for those who are less fortunate.

• I expect someone who does not have an entitlement attitude.

That is great that you feel free to place out biz in the same category burger fucking flipping but being an escort takes a lot of skill, especially when it takes having to stomach an asshole like you who thinks that because we make "more" than others thinks he should get one of our arms and legs for 100, I would be more than happy to provide what you asked, at the rate I offer, But you seem to be taking out the danger factor in out job, what out job is all in its self, I do enjoy being an SP but the fact that you belittle SP's and why they offer the rates they do is pretty pathetic. Try going to a drive threw and ask a worker there for services we offer, im pretty sure they wont be on the menu but from when I can tell from you, youd fucking expect it.

Sorry but I have to rant on this one. The lack of consideration towards what escorts do compaired to what others do, the dangers that are involved ect. I have a straight job but I also enjoy this one. Enough said. Counter all you want, but in my mind your a cheap prick

 

[keiratouch]

so with this response you are passing judgement instead of asking an honest question for your own info.

at least thats what it sounds like to me.

Sorry it came off that way, but no I am not passing judgement, it is a general statement. We are in recession, but we are NOT a third world country, we have so much going for us still yet people like to take that as an excuse to low ball, not just SP's but in general, there is nothing wrong with negotiating, but low balling for a product that is worth its weight in gold is insulting ( not talking about SP's). I work a straight job and people ask me why I make the $$ I do working it. There is a lot of danger in the job I work and although high/low risk of death it is always around the corner. You would not go into a store like Best Buy and say " hey there is a recession, can I get that 50" flat screen for 500?". We are very privileged, even still in the recession, even those who are being affected and my heart goes out to you, but we are not a third world country and we will bounce back. You fall, you get back up. such is life.

 

[smackyo]

Sorry it came off that way, but no I am not passing judgement, it is a general statement. We are in recession, but we are NOT a third world country, we have so much going for us still yet people like to take that as an excuse to low ball, not just SP's but in general, there is nothing wrong with negotiating, but low balling for a product that is worth its weight in gold is insulting ( not talking about SP's). I work a straight job and people ask me why I make the $$ I do working it. There is a lot of danger in the job I work and although high/low risk of death it is always around the corner. You would not go into a store like Best Buy and say " hey there is a recession, can I get that 50" flat screen for 500?". We are very privileged, even still in the recession, even those who are being affected and my heart goes out to you, but we are not a third world country and we will bounce back. You fall, you get back up. such is life.

yeah i hear ya. trust me, i do get what you're saying and its a valid point but i do have to say. you mention best buy and to answer you, no i wouldn't go in and offer some outlandish low price on something that i know is worth a lot more, because best buy has had many sales since this whole economic mess. now i do know that they have sales every week, but on some items the price has been slashed dramatically. this shows that they realize the situation and have taken measures to make consistent sales.

as for the danger factor. yep, you are 100% right, what you do has the potential to be very dangerous, evidence of such has been seen on the news recently with the craigslist killer. however in rebuttal to that, my job can be very dangerous as well. while we take measures to optimize safety, unfortunately accidents do happen. i once fell two stories (thankfully onto soft ground) the good news is that i wasn't seriously hurt but i could have been. i've had a few close calls since then with two or three story falls, not to mention any mishaps with high powered tools or machinery.

i guess my point is that there are many jobs out there that risk life and limb like construction workers, police, firefighters, soldiers and hell, why not the guy that works that graveyard at the 7-11, these people make no where near the cash that some of you higher priced gals make.

we scrape out a living working 40 or more hours a week in very physically demanding jobs, and once all the bills are paid, taxes paid, any family obligations, materials bought that one might need for work, car upkeep/repairs/gas/insurance is taken care of, rent/mortgage, quite frankly some of us are lucky to have a $100 extra to spend on themselves after all of this. so by the sounds of it, you would call that individual that choose to spend his last $100 on a girl that offers that price point after working 80 hours or more "cheap".

i'll say this though. any fat cat banker or c.e.o. that makes over 3 million a year and pays you $350, well i call that cheap. the working man that gives up his last $100 compared to the rich office worker who can easily afford $350, gives up a lot more.

just goes to show that you can't paint everyone with the same brush my dear.

 

[wilde]

My regular & I get along just fine asswipe!

As for me being a loser - take a long look in the mirror you sanctimonious shit!

Let me put it in a way you would understand - .

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[wilde]

I can be a loyal regular client, according to the very definitions given here by SP's, if I just see the same gal once per month.

LOL....Krusty got owned!!!!

Oh Hubba, I am beginning to feel sorry for the guy. I mean, here is a guy who gets his English definitions from SPs (no disrespect to the SPs' English but I tend to trust a dictionary just a little bit more). The poor guy has now resorted to attacking everyone's English. This is a tell tale sign of the making of a lunatic and I really want to avoid catching cyber rabies. I think I'll leave it at that and move on.

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[JFF009]

Sorry it came off that way, but no I am not passing judgement, it is a general statement. We are in recession, but we are NOT a third world country, we have so much going for us still yet people like to take that as an excuse to low ball, not just SP's but in general, there is nothing wrong with negotiating, but low balling for a product that is worth its weight in gold is insulting ( not talking about SP's).

Keira,

I think you are actually missing the point of your original post. You asked us what we expect to get for $100. I think the simple response is "whatever the SP is comfortable giving for that".

No one is saying that lowballing should be accepted but I don't think people should get upset about it. If someone calls up and tells you it is BS that you want $200 for your service who cares. Just hang up and move on. I'm sure many people will find that you are a bargain at the rates you charge. You can't make everyone happy and I think if you try to you will be miserable and pissed off at this profession too often. Accept that you are not for everyone and enjoy your career.

BTW...I think we should meet......how much will $100 get me (I'm just kidding)

 

[Krustee]

That is great that you feel free to place out biz in the same category burger fucking flipping but being an escort takes a lot of skill, especially when it takes having to stomach an asshole like you who thinks that because we make "more" than others thinks he should get one of our arms and legs for 100, I would be more than happy to provide what you asked, at the rate I offer, But you seem to be taking out the danger factor in out job, what out job is all in its self, I do enjoy being an SP but the fact that you belittle SP's and why they offer the rates they do is pretty pathetic.

THAT has got to be the longest run-on sentence I have read in a year!

I'm a little confused here Keira, why do you say that I am placing you in the same category as someone working at Burger King?

Having to stomach an asshole like me?
Have we seen each other on a "date"?

I usually get compliments about how congenial & generous I am, so this strikes me as a bit off kilter.

Let's get some facts straight here sweety, most SP's are not university or college graduates with either a bachelors or masters degree.

I've been a patron of escorts for 13 years - how long have you been in this biz?

I've seen more than most here & can speak with authority about what I've experienced first hand.

Dating two gals who were SP's I saw & experienced what you gals go through & had to "assist" a couple times with a disrespectful client.

Don't preach to me what you have to endure I am fully aware.

I'm not belittling SP's - just stating some facts that most are not willing to speak about lest they incur the wrath of all the SP's on this & other boards.

I do not give a shit about what you or any other SP thinks of or threatens me with!
I've weathered much worse than any SP can bestow upon me.

Time to smarten up & realize that expecting to earn more than the top 5% of income earners in this nation is a bit unrealistic for a gal to be making with no skills or post secondary education.

Try going to a drive threw and ask a worker there for services we offer, im pretty sure they wont be on the menu but from when I can tell from you, youd fucking expect it.

Why would I?

Oh & it's "drive through" sweety!

Ding fries are done!

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Sorry but I have to rant on this one. The lack of consideration towards what escorts do compaired to what others do, the dangers that are involved ect. I have a straight job but I also enjoy this one. Enough said. Counter all you want, but in my mind your a cheap prick

Think what you want there sweet cheeks but I am entitled to my opinion just as much as you are & I am more than willing to back up what I am saying with facts - something you may find difficult to deny in rebuttal.

So - long story short, you want to earn $120,000 per year plus - tax free & we should just shut up & deal with it because you are so educated & skilled that you are worth every penny!

Sure,

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