what to do with johntards

Very Veronica

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Johntard, my word for a late client. :)

Unfortunately these hapless jokers do not make me laugh! In fact, they turn me into quite the pissy biatch! Happens rarely (lateness not pissiness as i am such a kewl kougar) but when it does, the guy's usually a half hour late or more. :mad:

First time it happened, client had to eat the time & he turns around and writes a nasty review. 1 year later he emails a rambling apology & begs for another appointment. Ya right! Then there were a handful of cokeheads, mmm, good times NOT & recently a fcuktard who spent 35 min parking! That session went from bad to worse as i tallied up the various prison tattoos & considered my options while i serviced him. He got the full hour.

Except for one sketchy blowtard who immediately slammed down 200 & left after i gave him my miss manners lecture, i just eat the loss. 1/2 hrs aren't really an option as i ain't the local in-n-out burger joint. Twice guys were running legitimately late & they were pretty sweet so i just carried on but had to cancel my next appointments. :(

Now because pooner reluctance err i mean lateness happens so infrequently, i usually just extend the session & eat the time i spend with my finger up my ass & getting a nice unhealthy dose of cnn fear mongering while i do lingerie pilates.

So, my question...if you were a half hour late, what would you expect as a client?
 

MissingOne

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So, my question...if you were a half hour late, what would you expect as a client?
I dunno. When I've had to be late I've always been able to phone at least half an hour ahead of the appointed time. Sometimes we agree to cancel, sometimes to carry on with a later meeting.

If we cancel, but there's a next time, I'll tip to compensate for the previous lost revenue.

But I'm disappointed. I saw the title of your thread and got all excited, expecting to read about Johns in leotards. Oh well.
 
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Wellslapmyass

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If I was going to be late, and I never am (its kind of a anal thing with me) I would have the common respect for the person I'm meeting to call and ask if its was alright to screw their day up or reschedule for another day/time.

That said, don't make your days schedule so tight that 30 minutes either way screws you up. How about 3 Jon's a day with hours in between. That should be more then enough income at your rates, hell even one a day is better then most real jobs pay.

my 2 cents :D
 

john5

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i always call if i will be late.just like any other appointment.and if we can't make it work,well hell it would be too much to expect that they ruin their day over it.its a business fellas,communication usually helps though.:)
 

chilli

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I'm generallizing here, but it's because I find it generally true.

People who are late - are not worth the time.

When people don't respect you or your time it reflects in their behavior towards you.

I like to surround myself with people who respect me, my time and people who have their shit together.

and yes I know some people can't help it, because of rl issues etc... but some people are just a mess.
 

jjinvan

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When I have people who routinely show up 30 minutes late (ie: two times in a row) I just book them 30 minutes ahead for their next appt.

So, suppose I have an appt from 10 to 11am already booked. I book them for 10:30 and then expect them to show up right when I'm ready, at 11. If they actually do show up at 10:30, well, it's THEIR turn to wait 30 minutes.

I guess that doesn't work so well in this business though, unless you have a waiting room and a receptionist and stuff (maybe if you work in an agency?)
 

sarahpassion

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I feel you pain sista

I have to say most are on time. I have this one reg who always calls last minute and says he will be there 15 min or 30 min time, then he shows uup 1/2 later than he says but doesn't see it as a prob.

Or there's the one that thinks it's fine to show up early and buzz you without calling ahead to see if it is okay. Come on guys those precious 15 or 20 minutes mean a lot to a girl trying to get all dolled-up!
 

H.Miller

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Beat them.

V. I was moved by your plight and inspired to the point ---the poetry just started to flow from me like a big river. I hope you like it.

Johntards aren't good,
beat them if you should
with a large block of wood.
That will fix them good.
 

edmontonsubbie

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Johntard, my word for a late client. :)


So, my question...if you were a half hour late, what would you expect as a client?
that's easy peasy...i would never presume that my time was more valuable than yours. i would shake hell itself to ensure you knew i was running late. Why?...common courtesy. If you told me that i was cutting into your next time....i would expect you to deduct it from my payment.

Business is business....love is a fuck.

eddie.
 

owz

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I'm generallizing here, but it's because I find it generally true.

People who are late - are not worth the time.

When people don't respect you or your time it reflects in their behavior towards you.

I like to surround myself with people who respect me, my time and people who have their shit together.

and yes I know some people can't help it, because of rl issues etc... but some people are just a mess.
Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice same on me.

That said, as much as I am anal about being on time (and vice versa). Shit happens. Sometimes. Life doesn't always run like clockwork. In such situations, I would call ahead. I would also expect to pay the full amount and would be understanding if the session had to end on time. (why should a SP be out $ if she is not the one that is late?) However, I would also be okay with it if my companion still wanted to fool around for the full hour. ;)
 

The Lizard King

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Hmmm...note to self, need to start a thread titled "what to do with hoetards?". That's the risk of doing business, honey. So how do you like it if a guy shows up 15 minutes early? Does he get extra time? Is it awkward if he shows up early and you still have cum on your face from the previous john?

In general, if women in the industry would be more reliable themselves, and provide the looks and services they advertise, they would be in a much better position to have certain expectations of their clients. The guys get shortchanged or ripped off in these deals far more than women. For every decent hoe who actually gives you fair value bang for your buck as advertised, there's hundreds who don't. Which do you fall under? I couldn't care less but for every guy who actually shows up at your door, late or not, willing to pay your fee cash in hand, there's another soon to follow so take the money and deal with it. Fucking whiner.
 

visiting

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right behind you!
I think 5-10 minutes, being fashionably late, is acceptable. No need to call, but if you are going to be 30 minutes late, yeah then you have a problem, and should call.

Here is where I see a difference. The very classy ladies, and what I would call high end SP's, most I would think would not have a problem with running into another appointment, as they don't book them back to back (although they would be pissed about it, see Ava, VV posts) but they are not trying to see as many guys as they can every hour, and book accordingly, these ladies just want some respect for thier time.


Afterall I think most girls like late, much better than no shows...


My question to the ladies, how much time do you leave between appointments? 30 minutes, 1 hour, 2 hours more?
 

thornbobber

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Late is just bad manners and shows a lack of respect. a joker should expect to pay the full pop and only get the remaining time for his visit. A half hour late should just be canceled unless the lady has enough time and she has good history with the dude. Shit, how much fun would a joker have if he first pays for his tardyness then gets a pissed off sp???
I make a huge effort to be within 3 minutes of the appointed time, yet many times have waited 15 minutes after being ushered into a room, only to wait a further 5 minutes while the lady dissapears with the donation. Now it is 20 minutes of waiting and mood is going down hill fast. What the hell do they do for 5 minutes, I can count a mitt full of cash in 10 seconds.
Anyway, I see it is a two way street, both parties should be courteous and considerate of each others time, and it will go a long way to having a great experience.
Lateness is only one problem in this busniess, I've seen poor hygiene, clock watching, the get dressed early thing, and once I left 20 minutes early because she started to do the sheet change right then and there. (found out she got fired two weeks later)
On the other hand I have had the pleasure to be with some of the most considerate, classy and well groomed ladies, which makes you wonder if they are all in the same business. And what an amazing experience it is when these basic and fundamental considerations are taken care of by both parties.

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IQof10

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Johntard, my word for a late client. :)
if you were a half hour late, what would you expect as a client?
IF I was 1/2hr late and I have only been late once by 5 mins due to parking, I would call at the start of the appointment to say that I will be late and is that ok? Now if the sp can still provide an hour of her time great but if it runs into another booking then I would settle for any time left in my hour. I would never ask or expect a sp to cancel her next booking because I was late.
 
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