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Ms Erica Phoenix

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Even more reason to dispose of the evidence after every client leaves.

Disposing of DNA has just seemed elementary to me from the beginning. Why wouldn't a gent want to insure to attend to that himself? I remove, rewrap, leave the room, wrap in tissue and flush; swallow; or shower and wash it off, depending on your preference and Mileage!!
 

uncleg

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Clean towels, clean sheets and a positive attitude, or at least the ability to fake one.
 

westwoody

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Absolutely always take the condom with you.
 

Fullhouse

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Absolutely always take the condom with you.
How cheap can you get ?????

Do you just rinse it out and then reuse it ?????

Please don't tell me it's because you want to hide your DNA.....Have you ever heard of a toilet, that ALL of the SPs that I visit, have right next to the shower that I used before the session started.

Also, if you do leave your condom there, does the SP write your name on it before she throws it into the garbage can that may have 3 or 4 other used condoms in it, so she can identify yours from the others ?????

I've been pooning for close to 20 years, and have never heard of clients taking their condoms home. But maybe the SPs I visit exude abundant charm and class, that convinces me that they would never store or keep clients used condoms....... YAAK. :rolleyes:
 

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Absolutely always take the condom with you.
What on earth for?

A little side bar - I know a guy who frequented Asian Massage Parlours and went to one on the way home from an evening out. He was pretty intoxicated and actually went home with the condom still on his Dick. During the night, his wife put her hand down there and came up with the used condom.

No amount of excuses was gonna get him off that hook.

Busted!
 

uncleg

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How cheap can you get ?????

Do you just rinse it out and then reuse it ????? :rolleyes:

................how could you think that of weewoody ? The man is a humanitarian, he is providing meals on wheels for his gay brethren.
 

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Actually I have noted a number of men who use a paper towel to remove the condom and take it with them. I mean if you think about it, it's actually pretty smart. Lord only knows what somebody could do to screw you over with that DNA.... "I don't know how my DNA got at the crime scene officer, really!!" But yes Ms. Erica, the fact you instantaneously get rid of it yourself is great indeed... the way it should be done. :)
Well it only takes ONE TIME of having to peel (one of his) used condoms off his back to convince a gent to let me keep track of those things! :shudder:
 

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................how could you think that of weewoody ? The man is a humanitarian, he is providing meals on wheels for his gay brethren.
Hey, I don't know 'weewoody' from 'hugewoody'..............All I know is that he must be a valued member on here, 'cause he's been on here for 10 year, and has just about 2,000 posts.

He may be a humanitarian if you say so, .. but I won't touch the "meals on wheels for his gay brethren" comment.

I just hope he doesn't take those used condoms home so he can prove to his "significant other" that he is only partaking in sex with SPs while wearing a condom.

"Hi honey, sorry I'm late for dinner, but I stopped at 'Lady Can_Dive_In's' place for a 1 hour session. Here is the condom to prove to you again that I always wear one when visiting prostitutes. Oh, I took the $300 I gave her, out of our food money."
 

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I meant "take it with you to the bathroom and flush it ". I was posting while pretending to be interested in something at work.

Fortunately no significant other so no budget oversight problems or questions about where I have been. Having ladies over at my house saves me travelling time too. Over the winter I will be putting in a big tub like Executive Bath, that should be fun.
 

Fullhouse

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Well it only takes ONE TIME of having to peel (one of his) used condoms off his back to convince a gent to let me keep track of those things! :shudder:
I just can't picture in the theatre of my mind a used condom on the clients back, unless you're using a condom on your strap on that he requested, while in the 'doggy position', and it slipped off. (Some guys are really kinky)
 

sevenofnine

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How many I love you's

The last sp I saw who wasn't my regular sp.

It was her bbbj.
I said I loved her,

She laughed and said no you don't you just love your cock in my mouth.

God we are foolish when it comes to sex.

Great sp's,

attitude willingness,

chemistry.
trust.

and sorry if this is rude, but you got to love what she has got going on between her legs.
 

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Disposing of DNA has just seemed elementary to me from the beginning. Why wouldn't a gent want to insure to attend to that himself? I remove, rewrap, leave the room, wrap in tissue and flush; swallow; or shower and wash it off, depending on your preference and Mileage!!
Please enlighten me on this DNA nonsense. What kind of guys do you ladies see? Convicted sex offenders that are in the DNA registry? Unless I was abducted in my sleep and the pricks took a sample, I could leave any evidence at your place and when the authorities do a scan...... I can guarantee there won't be a match.
Even with C-36 looming, " Uh yes your honor, this kind lady let me use her washroom and well.... I just couldn't control myself so I rubbed one out, and I didn't want to make a mess so I used a condom"
Plus, if I'm not mistaken, DNA testing isn't cheap. I highly doubt the money the Cons set aside for the new law will be used to nail a bunch of "John Does".
 

Ms Erica Phoenix

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Please enlighten me on this DNA nonsense. What kind of guys do you ladies see? Convicted sex offenders that are in the DNA registry? Unless I was abducted in my sleep and the pricks took a sample, I could leave any evidence at your place and when the authorities do a scan...... I can guarantee there won't be a match.
Even with C-36 looming, " Uh yes your honor, this kind lady let me use her washroom and well.... I just couldn't control myself so I rubbed one out, and I didn't want to make a mess so I used a condom"
Plus, if I'm not mistaken, DNA testing isn't cheap. I highly doubt the money the Cons set aside for the new law will be used to nail a bunch of "John Does".
In all honesty, what concerns me most isn't protecting anyone from a sex offender registry/proving anyone was anywhere, it's just a basic hygiene thing. Bodily fluids of any kind aren't meant to be carelessly discarded, but disposed of properly. After I blow my nose, I don't drop the tissue into a pile beside my bed, either.
 
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