So why don't they spell it Schill saw?
Why don't they pronounce Schopenhauer Skopenhauer?
Why don't they pronounce Scheisse Skeisse?
Or pronounce Auschwitz Auskwits?
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What makes a bad or useless review
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Why don't they pronounce Schopenhauer Skopenhauer?
Why don't they pronounce Scheisse Skeisse?
Or pronounce Auschwitz Auskwits?
To be fair Drifting off topic is kind of a tradition on here 
Back on topic. Perhaps an unpopular opinion but I honestly don’t need to read a complete play by play of a guys time. I guess it's a good way to tell the reader what services were on the table, but it often reads like Penthouse Forum fiction most of the time. I often get the sense that the reviewer is telling us about his time here because he can’t tell anyone else in his life about how he spent his evening. (and hey, I can sympathise with that problem)
Just tell me that she’s real, pics are accurate, incall was clean and in a safe location, and if you found her to be a nice person to spend time with. Maybe add is some spice to give an impression of the service, but I don’t need an x-rated romance novel. We get it, ya got laid and enjoyed it.
Back on topic. Perhaps an unpopular opinion but I honestly don’t need to read a complete play by play of a guys time. I guess it's a good way to tell the reader what services were on the table, but it often reads like Penthouse Forum fiction most of the time. I often get the sense that the reviewer is telling us about his time here because he can’t tell anyone else in his life about how he spent his evening. (and hey, I can sympathise with that problem)
Just tell me that she’s real, pics are accurate, incall was clean and in a safe location, and if you found her to be a nice person to spend time with. Maybe add is some spice to give an impression of the service, but I don’t need an x-rated romance novel. We get it, ya got laid and enjoyed it.
There really isnt an excuse for pictures that are out dated.
One of those "boudoir" photoshoots costs like $100 and alot of photographers would be willing to do it for free.
Iphone cameras are better than a lot of professional cameras today, get one of your friends to snap some pics for you, or get a $15 tripod off amazon and take them yourself.
I thought we were supposed to champion sex work as "real work" maybe do some work then.
I dont want to come off as an asshole but I think its safe to assume that any provider who isn't using pictures that were taken in the past year in their ads is basically telling us that they are aging poorly, have put on weight, and look worse now than they did when their pictures were taken.
This is a big reason I like to use Twitter when considering a new SP (Yeah I’m still calling it Twitter, suck it Elon)
Candid shots of a girls vacation, dates, and times with other SP friends give a much more accurate impression of not only her personality but her current look.
when I read a review I look for what's said about the SP's appearance..i.e. if it's anywhere close to the ad (AF excepted..they're real)To be fair Drifting off topic is kind of a tradition on here
Back on topic. Perhaps an unpopular opinion but I honestly don’t need to read a complete play by play of a guys time. I guess it's a good way to tell the reader what services were on the table, but it often reads like Penthouse Forum fiction most of the time. I often get the sense that the reviewer is telling us about his time here because he can’t tell anyone else in his life about how he spent his evening. (and hey, I can sympathise with that problem)
Just tell me that she’s real, pics are accurate, incall was clean and in a safe location, and if you found her to be a nice person to spend time with. Maybe add is some spice to give an impression of the service, but I don’t need an x-rated romance novel. We get it, ya got laid and enjoyed it.
and what's available,eg BBBJ,DATY,etc.I always think YMMV regardless of what is written, good or otherwise, about service levels.
As for the novellas, I enjoy the (unintentional) humour of the boaster,oops, I mean poster, thinking we're enthralled by his self-proclaimed
specialist sexual attributes.
when I write a review I try to keep it brief, like Joe Friday said, "just the facts.."
Yeah I definitely prefer girls who do this, bonus if its videos. but I also see alot of girls on twitter just recycling old photos alot of the time, in those cases its no different. then you get into facetune, filters, angles, and even that ai video stuff , and you really dont have a fool proof method of knowing their current look anymore.
Guys on here throw around the word "fit" way to generously.
Like she has to at least exercise consistently and be a healthy body fat percentage.
Like she has to at least exercise consistently and be a healthy body fat percentage.
I know one post stated in along the lines of, poster is reviewing the same AMP or SP too often. I frequent the Marpole area, but don't post all the time. So once I get to somewhere new, I try to do a review.
Hmm
Fair bit of foresight with that post fellow perbite, given a recent permanent ban of a prolific poster on these forums.
When new accounts post reviews of SPs (usually after negative comments had been posted)
"I have seen xxx 3 (multiple) times so far and she's amazing.
10/10!!!"
"I have seen xxx 3 (multiple) times so far and she's amazing.
10/10!!!"
I think within 5 yrs is fair . And not showing their face in completely understandable.
But fake picture or stolen from another LL add is just a HUGE TURN OFF !
It might actually be the sp themselves behind the handle .
I recall seeing in Perbatory they had discovered 5 handles came From the same Location.
All 5 handles started threads about the exact same provider , then each handle commented on the other handles threads.
They all promoted the exact same girl and literally No One else .
I figured thats either one hell of a fanboy - white knight or the actual provider herself working over time .
