What are the worst TV ads right now?

[jimbo2006]

Here are 2 that top my list:
The "hands in my pockets" ads by Capital One, and the h/w hush hush poker face scotia bank ad. Lame.......

 

[gravitas]

The all bran strawberry commercial has got to be one of the most moronic pieces of shit on TV. I question how any marketing exec at kelloggs would actually approve and pay for that garbage

 

[Victoria Rose]

Okay, I've got one

If I see one more person's butt promoting screening for colorectal cancer, I'm going to scream.

Especially that ugly one (and I can't decide if her face or her butt is uglier) in the disgusting puke green spandex suit with that vibrating belt exercising machine!

SOMEBODY MAKE THAT GO AWAY!!!

Why on earth does anyone think that this series of commercials is going to make a woman run to the her doctor's office and beg her physician to shove a finger up her tush just in case she might have cancer?

Actually, that's not the way it works. They send you to a surgeon who schedules you months in advance to torture yourself for days at home for a ritual starve and purge procedure so you're as clean as a whistle from one end to the other so they can shove several inches (or is it feet?) of a device with a camera on the front end up your rump, and as Robin Williams said Live on Broadway, turn you into your own Discovery Channel Special.

And these are the advertisements meant to promote the whole ordeal. No thanks!

 

[wolverine]

Great, another installment of the Taco Bell "Good to Go" campaign with the spoiled slacker kid and his parents.

 

[buddha2]

the hyundai ads

with the mom doing a "pre-flight" speech to her kids. seen it waaay too many times during the world cup. notice the kids don't exactly look like the butt-ugly parents?

 

[wolverine]

Oh yes, and if there's any confirmation that Telus has jumped the shark with their animal ads, the newest one with the elephants is ample proof.

 

[Hairball]

The commercial with the two dipshits driving their Hyundai around in circles then staggering out of the car into the bushes.

 

[gravitas]

I've about had enough of that creepy feline wanna be "hubert"

 

[Randy Whorewald]

I'm sick of the one by Canadian Direct Insurance, where the one guy blocks the other guy's view out the window and even holds up a mirror in the other guy's face. How dumb!

 

[gravitas]

I'm sick of the one by Canadian Direct Insurance, where the one guy blocks the other guy's view out the window and even holds up a mirror in the other guy's face. How dumb!

All their commercials are fucking moronic......what in the holy fuck is "bubarian gurect"

I'd really like to round up these creative wonders who write this shit and donkey smack some common sense into them.



Another series of ads that grate on me are the new Tide to Go spots with Kelly Ripa.....that skanky little biatch is annoying as fingers on a baloon

 

[fatboy2]

Cnib

that dumbass fuckwad who waves his hands in front of the "blind" guy in a CNIB ad.would've been a better ad if blind guy shoves the white cane up his ass far enough to scratch the back molars.

 

[dirtydan]

- The Geico ads on Spike, in fact any of those goddamn vehicle insurance ads on tv.

- Subway's fat guy shouting EAT FRESH!

- Any promo spot for an entertainment "news" show.

- That commercial Hal "Barney Miller" Linden does, jesus he looks to be on the other side already.

- All of those fucking adjustable bed commercials, be it those with a still very beautiful Lindsay Wagner or old whatshisname from Hee-Haw.

- That truck commercial with the guy driving the same truck (I forget which brand) with a different sign each time.

- Any pyschic commercial, because if your shit was real you wouldn't need commercials.

- And those rip-off reverse mortage commercials. Talk about preying on the seniors.

 

[Misha]

GoToMyPC......

For the love of mutt, you're half way up frickin' Mount Fuji! Where the hell are you finding the PC that lets you contact the office in Phoenix? And they insist on running 3 or 4 consecutive ads.

 

[wolverine]

Although the woman has some cougarific qualities, the A&W ad with the first-daters and their post-stringbean-meal conversation is kinda sucky. Also not realistic because there's no way a cougar like that would go out with a fat fuck like that unless he was rich and famous.

 

[wolverine]

Although the woman has some cougarific qualities, the A&W ad with the first-daters and their post-stringbean-meal conversation is kinda sucky. Also not realistic because there's no way a cougar like that would go out with a fat fuck like that unless he was rich and famous.

OK, this has to be the most overplayed ad right now.
Quit it, NOW!

 

[stryker]

OK, this has to be the most overplayed ad right now.
Quit it, NOW!

I have to agree Wolfie,,I'm getting alittle tired of it,,seems to play at least 4-5 times a night after 8 bells or so,,,,augghhhhh!!!!!

 

[The Lizard King]

Although the woman has some cougarific qualities, the A&W ad with the first-daters and their post-stringbean-meal conversation is kinda sucky. Also not realistic because there's no way a cougar like that would go out with a fat fuck like that unless he was rich and famous.

First time I saw/heard it, there's a part where she references "drizzle" (?) on his chin and I thought she said "jizm". What, did the guy excuse himself and blow another dude in the shitter or something? I hate that fucking commercial.

 

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Lilydale

with the phoney French accent - and how many times does he say "Leeleedahale"??!! Get him off!

 

[hitrack]

I believe someone already said it but it's worth rementioning how fukkin lame/boring the SHAW commercial are with buddy standing there in his monotone voice spewing out some drivel about shaw hi-speed.

 

[Bartdude]

Best Buy ad with the cheerleaders.

I'll give you something to fucking cheera about.....