WERL Swag

[PuntMeister]

What, you don't like the tattoo I got ?

oh now that's just wrong on so many levels! Sheep belly-butt. LMAO.

Anyway, the WERL Swag is ready. We've got:
- Eddie masks to totaly freak out the waitress
- Door prizes (mystery contents, but you can believe they are stupid and rather low in cost, except for one or two goodies)
- The roll-out party blower thingies, each one with a WERL emblem
- Pin the Tail on the Eddie official game kit. (This wil be a goodie--it's a pair of boxers with Eddies mug on each cheek. There is a blindfold and leather studded 'tails' with a pointy bit for sticking them into the Eddie as the 'Eddie' bends over. Extra points if you get an eye or a lip.)
- An f'ing WERL symbol
- Two WERL head gear thingies

I was hoping to get WERL tats and buffs, but ran out of time. Maybe next time. Anyway, there is enough stuff for us to get stupid with.

-Punt-On!

 

[mistressfreyja]

Punt, you are priceless. I'm excited to see all of your party favors.

PS: Punt is the ONLY one that didn't know that 'party favors' is code on CL for the inclusion of drugs with your sex. hee hee

I'm so impressed by your swag-input! You remind me why I put my time and energy into helping create such an endeavor for us all. Cuz it's SOOOOO much fun!!!! See you tomorrow, everyone! XOXO.

Here is an ode to WERL, from me and my pussy, pre-fuck machine, as other pics didn't work out

oh now that's just wrong on so many levels! Sheep belly-butt. LMAO.

Anyway, the WERL Swag is ready. We've got:
- Eddie masks to totaly freak out the waitress
- Door prizes (mystery contents, but you can believe they are stupid and rather low in cost, except for one or two goodies)
- The roll-out party blower thingies, each one with a WERL emblem
- Pin the Tail on the Eddie official game kit. (This wil be a goodie--it's a pair of boxers with Eddies mug on each cheek. There is a blindfold and leather studded 'tails' with a pointy bit for sticking them into the Eddie as the 'Eddie' bends over. Extra points if you get an eye or a lip.)
- An f'ing WERL symbol
- Two WERL head gear thingies

I was hoping to get WERL tats and buffs, but ran out of time. Maybe next time. Anyway, there is enough stuff for us to get stupid with.

-Punt-On!

 

[edmontonsubbie]

oh now that's just wrong on so many levels! Sheep belly-butt. LMAO.

Anyway, the WERL Swag is ready. We've got:
- Eddie masks to totaly freak out the waitress
- Door prizes (mystery contents, but you can believe they are stupid and rather low in cost, except for one or two goodies)
- The roll-out party blower thingies, each one with a WERL emblem
- Pin the Tail on the Eddie official game kit. (This wil be a goodie--it's a pair of boxers with Eddies mug on each cheek. There is a blindfold and leather studded 'tails' with a pointy bit for sticking them into the Eddie as the 'Eddie' bends over. Extra points if you get an eye or a lip.)
- An f'ing WERL symbol
- Two WERL head gear thingies

I was hoping to get WERL tats and buffs, but ran out of time. Maybe next time. Anyway, there is enough stuff for us to get stupid with.

-Punt-On!

As written in the PERL, WERL, and MERL charters....there is to be NO usage of member imagery without the express written consent of said member. Aside from such use being offensive to the eye of any "reasonable" viewer, it is a violation of my rights and one to which I take extreme umbrage. But, hey, if it helps with getting stupid, I can think of no higher purpose. You hereby have my written consent.

Punt, you are priceless. I'm excited to see all of your party favors.

PS: Punt is the ONLY one that didn't know that 'party favors' is code on CL for the inclusion of drugs with your sex. hee hee

I'm so impressed by your swag-input! You remind me why I put my time and energy into helping create such an endeavor for us all. Cuz it's SOOOOO much fun!!!! See you tomorrow, everyone! XOXO.

Here is an ode to WERL, from me and my pussy, pre-fuck machine, as other pics didn't work out

Now that picture is just sooooo unfair. Unreasonable. Unimaginable. Unbelievable. I have never had such an urge to be a Hitachi wand before.

All that aside, I wish you all fun and stupidity at tonight's WERL'ing. I am going to take the high road and not be envious in the slightest, rather simply comfortable and peaceful with your good fortune. You FFF****KKKKKERRRRRSSSS....*insert calm breathing here*....

At least Bernice is talking to me again, Molly is still being a butt but she'll get over it. AND...I enticed a couple of ducks down so that I could do them greivous harm. Life is looking a bit better today.

Have so much fun tonight!

most respectfully,

eddie

 

[uncleg]

As written in the PERL, WERL, and MERL charters....there is to be NO usage of member imagery without the express written consent of said member. Aside from such use being offensive to the eye of any "reasonable" viewer, it is a violation of my rights and one to which I take extreme umbrage. But, hey, if it helps with getting stupid, I can think of no higher purpose. You hereby have my written consent.




Now that picture is just sooooo unfair. Unreasonable. Unimaginable. Unbelievable. I have never had such an urge to be a Hitachi wand before.

All that aside, I wish you all fun and stupidity at tonight's WERL'ing. I am going to take the high road and not be envious in the slightest, rather simply comfortable and peaceful with your good fortune. You FFF****KKKKKERRRRRSSSS....*insert calm breathing here*....

At least Bernice is talking to me again, Molly is still being a butt but she'll get over it. AND...I enticed a couple of ducks down so that I could do them greivous harm. Life is looking a bit better today.

Have so much fun tonight!

most respectfully,

eddie

 

[PuntMeister]

As written in the PERL, WERL, and MERL charters....there is to be NO usage of member imagery without the express written consent of said member. Aside from such use being offensive to the eye of any "reasonable" viewer, it is a violation of my rights and one to which I take extreme umbrage. But, hey, if it helps with getting stupid, I can think of no higher purpose. You hereby have my written consent.

most respectfully,

eddie

Oh, like that's going to stop us. Well, anyway, glad to have your consent and good wishes. We will do your image great honour. (insert snicker here). But in the fine spirit of MERL/PERL/WERL: Stupid is as Stupid Does. Tonight, we shall DO! If it gets one laugh, the world is a better place.

Enjoy the time with Molly and your ducks. We will be thinking of you.

-Punt.

 

[edmontonsubbie]

Oh, like that's going to stop us. Well, anyway, glad to have your consent and good wishes. We will do your image great honour. (insert snicker here). But in the fine spirit of MERL/PERL/WERL: Stupid is as Stupid Does. Tonight, we shall DO! If it gets one laugh, the world is a better place.

Enjoy the time with Molly and your ducks. We will be thinking of you.

-Punt.

oh yeah??? ya think I can't have fun too????? Lemme just tell ya, Mr. Groper and Ms. Electrica are going to back me up with their acoustic and slide guitars while I rock down Foggy Mountain Breakdown on my 128 key Hohner Accordian.

o.k., fine, I'm in the middle of f'ing nowhere, doing f all, enjoying my own company (literally), and watching the pompous asses that constitute the commentary on the Golf Channel. Good lordie those people can take the fun out of the game.

I am sooooooooooooooooooooo envious....literally....greenishly so. Having said that, I can only imagine the fun y'all are having and I'm smiling for the thought of it.

cheers,

eddie

 

[kkars]

ES, I'm new here, but your posts make me smile. Good on ya. But what is the WERL thing?

 

[Papa Chongo]

PUNT!, you are the man, thanks for the beads, I will treasure them ... LOL

What a great group, It was fun tonight, I'll be at the next one ... who can beat Beers and ladies...

 

[uncleg]

ES, I'm new here, but your posts make me smile. Good on ya. But what is the WERL thing?

Seek the truth in the Lounge grasshopper........................

 

[PuntMeister]

.....just coming out of post-WERL coma now. Thought it would be polite to post to the kinksters here before hitting the lounge. Anyway, YES! WERL was a blast. One wonders what took us so long? Props to MF for arranging a great crowd and setting up the location (and for being all sexy)--like you can help it!. Great turnout--I hope all who came will savour the moment and whatever cheezy swag they got, in the spirit of life, fun, and sillyness in which it was intended. It would have been great of course if Eddie was there, as we all would have someone we could mutually abuse, but hey, I hear my bro' is coming back soon! Uncleg--I gotta say great pics man! Nicely done. More back in the Lounge. But a fond wink here for all my kindred ones.

Remember the new WERL slogan: Have Fun, Live Long, Fuck Hard.

-Punt.

 

[uncleg]

.....just coming out of post-WERL coma now. Thought it would be polite to post to the kinksters here before hitting the lounge. Anyway, YES! WERL was a blast. One wonders what took us so long? Props to MF for arranging a great crowd and setting up the location (and for being all sexy)--like you can help it!. Great turnout--I hope all who came will savour the moment and whatever cheezy swag they got, in the spirit of life, fun, and sillyness in which it was intended. It would have been great of course if Eddie was there, as we all would have someone we could mutually abuse, but hey, I hear my bro' is coming back soon! Uncleg--I gotta say great pics man! Nicely done. More back in the Lounge. But a fond wink here for all my kindred ones.

Remember the new WERL slogan: Have Fun, Live Long, Fuck Hard.

-Punt.

That is the rumour.........but when I tried to verify it seems that he was in the middle of something that was leaving him breathless...................something about a game he was playing with some Bernice's relatives..............