WERL Swag

[PuntMeister]

Any ideas for some WERL swag?
- Party favours? (like those things you blow at new years and they roll out and bonk your sweetie in the nose. Maybe we could get one that makes a noise resembling W-i-i-i-i-i-i-i -r-l. That would be cool)
- WERL buffs (a bandana in official werl colours, autographed by Che Guevera)
- A secret WERL decoder ring? (although I have no idea what it would decode)
- WERL Iron-on Tattoes. Like the heart that says "mom", except it says "WERL". Would look really good on Uncleg

Well, you get the idea. When WERL reconvenes, I think it is important that we do something really stupid, to keep with the founding traditions of the "ERL" series.

 

[edmontonsubbie]

gum and SeaBus bottom fabric cut into handy pocket sized forms c/w storage baggies. I believe those would evoke sufficiently sufficient memories of late night rides over the briny blue whilst talking to Amy the waitress. And you just know what a stud muffin you are once you are loaded and looking up from beneath the seats. Truly, swag needs to evoke momories, I can't imagine a better choice. But, it's these sort of thoughts that prevent me from accomplishing much in life so I will defer to others.

smiling,

eddie

 

[mistressfreyja]

What are we.......

Party favors.....What are we? Craigslist????

Werl bandana.....What are we? Overly sweaty????

Secret decoder ring....What are we? Super-heroes????

Iron-on tattoes....What are we? THUGS!!!!!! ...... ????.

We just may see two this month. Entirely possible......

Any ideas for some WERL swag?
- Party favours? (like those things you blow at new years and they roll out and bonk your sweetie in the nose. Maybe we could get one that makes a noise resembling W-i-i-i-i-i-i-i -r-l. That would be cool)
- WERL buffs (a bandana in official werl colours, autographed by Che Guevera)
- A secret WERL decoder ring? (although I have no idea what it would decode)
- WERL Iron-on Tattoes. Like the heart that says "mom", except it says "WERL". Would look really good on Uncleg

Well, you get the idea. When WERL reconvenes, I think it is important that we do something really stupid, to keep with the founding traditions of the "ERL" series.

 

[mistressfreyja]

You are SO dramatic. If only it was ACTUALLY that interesting.

PS: EDDIE, GO TO BED. Unless you can continue to slightly amuse me. All of these difficult tasks....

gum and SeaBus bottom fabric cut into handy pocket sized forms c/w storage baggies. I believe those would evoke sufficiently sufficient memories of late night rides over the briny blue whilst talking to Amy the waitress. And you just know what a stud muffin you are once you are loaded and looking up from beneath the seats. Truly, swag needs to evoke momories, I can't imagine a better choice. But, it's these sort of thoughts that prevent me from accomplishing much in life so I will defer to others.

smiling,

eddie

 

[edmontonsubbie]

sadly drama is my middle name. It's such a curse. However, at least I did not cause you to respond in point form like my buddy Punt just did up there. I mean really, what, if anything, was he thinking?

most respectfully,

eddie

p.s. may i spank frank?

 

[mistressfreyja]

Frank can be spanked until he has had no more. Not that Frank deserves it....but rather a calm before the storm. Storm being due diligence and hard work. As for deferring blame to Punt....

sadly drama is my middle name. It's such a curse. However, at least I did not cause you to respond in point form like my buddy Punt just did up there. I mean really, what, if anything, was he thinking?

most respectfully,

eddie

p.s. may i spank frank?

 

[edmontonsubbie]

yayyyyy!!!!!!!......I will ensure frank is properly disciplined. As for Punt, yeah that was weak blaming him. I would say sorry Punt, but really, I'm not. And I don't wish to seem disingenuous. Punt is actually the root cause of many evils that befall us....homelessness, political apathy, the breakdown in societal mores, and the expansion of the prison population. While I know it is harsh to blame a fellow Perlito, there are certain things that must be done to warn others. I know all this to be true as I read it on the internet.

Sometimes it's just smart to say....enough is enough....go back to bed after attending frank. This is one of those times.

most very respectfully,

eddie

 

[mistressfreyja]

frank certainly isn`t disciplined enough to go to bed, and fill his needs when he can. Veiled threats are still real. Scroll up if you misunderstand.

yayyyyy!!!!!!!......I will ensure frank is properly disciplined. As for Punt, yeah that was weak blaming him. I would say sorry Punt, but really, I'm not. And I don't wish to seem disingenuous. Punt is actually the root cause of many evils that befall us....homelessness, political apathy, the breakdown in societal mores, and the expansion of the prison population. While I know it is harsh to blame a fellow Perlito, there are certain things that must be done to warn others. I know all this to be true as I read it on the internet.

Sometimes it's just smart to say....enough is enough....go back to bed after attending frank. This is one of those times.

most very respectfully,

eddie

 

[edmontonsubbie]

frank certainly isn`t disciplined enough to go to bed, and fill his needs when he can. Veiled threats are still real. Scroll up if you misunderstand.

I could tell you how I just scrolled....but it was a pointless scroll as my wee brain was unable to come up with the answer. The best I can come up with is that I will tell frank to stay awake while the knob that he is attached to falls asleep.

 

[mistressfreyja]

Something in print? Again?

The knobs are a-ok.....tonight, anyway.

Veiled....meaning that you best get it in tonight. Tomorrow is completely unforseen as of today.

MWAH!

Both Wicked, AND Divine.....

I could tell you how I just scrolled....but it was a pointless scroll as my wee brain was unable to come up with the answer. The best I can come up with is that I will tell frank to stay awake while the knob that he is attached to falls asleep.

 

[edmontonsubbie]

The knobs are a-ok.....tonight, anyway.

Veiled....meaning that you best get it in tonight. Tomorrow is completely unforseen as of today.

MWAH!

Both Wicked, AND Divine.....

duhhhhh me.....got it now! I remember a Mistress telling me once...you do NOT get the last word...as she shoved a gag into my nattering mouth. My inability to shut up is a self noted flaw....in amongst a few others. Having made that self deprecating assessment, I can also say that I'm arrogant enough to like myself.

So, in spite of this being an attempt at the last word, I will ensure I have an epic session with frank.

most very respectfully,

eddie

 

[Gomez Adams]

Was the chat room not working last night?

Good grief....get a dungeon will ya!

 

[edmontonsubbie]

Was the chat room not working last night?

Good grief....get a dungeon will ya!

LOL!!!!! I promise not to subject you to such a chattish room type conversation in future Gomez. I realize how important your time is and how I ought not to waste it by having you sift through the likes of this. But, hey, it was fun.

I missed you on this turnaround buddy boy and won't be back in town till March now. You may buy me a beer for my birthday then.

eddie

 

[Gomez Adams]

LOL!!!!! I promise not to subject you to such a chattish room type conversation in future Gomez. I realize how important your time is and how I ought not to waste it by having you sift through the likes of this. But, hey, it was fun.

I missed you on this turnaround buddy boy and won't be back in town till March now. You may buy me a beer for my birthday then.

eddie

Oh no, I didn't mind reading your little dialogue, although to be honest I can hardly ever figure out what the heck Mistress Freyja is talking about, and what kind of name is Frank for a penis?!?

Is getting approval to buy you a beer anything like needing permission to spank Frank?

I missed you too bud, looking forward to the B-day party.

Have fun at the WERL/PERL get togethers with the girls, and by girls I don't mean Punt, but say hi to Uncleg for me lol.

 

[edmontonsubbie]

Oh no, I didn't mind reading your little dialogue, although to be honest I can hardly ever figure out what the heck Mistress Freyja is talking about, and what kind of name is Frank for a penis?!?

Is getting approval to buy you a beer anything like needing permission to spank Frank?

I missed you too bud, looking forward to the B-day party.

Have fun at the WERL/PERL get togethers with the girls, and by girls I don't mean Punt, but say hi to Uncleg for me lol.

no, no, no silly man....frank is not a nickname for a penis, it is the name for an intricately carved chinese 15 rib umbrella which I recently purchased. As for understanding Mistress Freyja, I give up trying. She says it's o.k. to spank the brolly, the brolly gets a whack....or two....

As for the birthday beer, I can't wait..no approval required. I was issued a "drink as much beer as you wish" pass, so I'm good to go. Much like I can't wait to do a little WERL'ing whilst out in the GVR. Did you know that Vancouver is unique in that it is made up of self governing regions? I never knew that, but I saw it on the internet so it's obviously the case.

cheers,

eddie

p.s. sorry punt to hijack such a legitimate post. I am still sticking with seabus ticking and chewing gum though.

 

[PuntMeister]

Party Favours it is. Glad we got that cleared up!

Dear Lord, let me not strangle Eddie to death upon our next encounter. He did make me and other worthy Werlites scroll through buckets of puppy love letters that basically were about inflicting moderate abuse to what? ...an umbrella. WTF!?

Oh dear lord, please help Eddie to find the PM button on his web browser. And Lord, while you are at it, please ensure that Eddie realizes that he now owes me (and the whole gang here) another beer. A big jug. Good stuff too--none of that 5% crap.

And finally Lord, let us all resist the urge to kill Eddie with violent bludgeoning motions, as he has demonstrated periodic higher level cognitive activity. Indeed, he can spell "disingenuous", which is pretty darned impressive, even if he did have to look it up.

Love you man.

-Punt.

 

[Gomez Adams]

Any ideas for some WERL swag?
- Party favours? (like those things you blow at new years and they roll out and bonk your sweetie in the nose. Maybe we could get one that makes a noise resembling W-i-i-i-i-i-i-i -r-l. That would be cool)
- WERL buffs (a bandana in official werl colours, autographed by Che Guevera)
- A secret WERL decoder ring? (although I have no idea what it would decode)
- WERL Iron-on Tattoes. Like the heart that says "mom", except it says "WERL". Would look really good on Uncleg

Well, you get the idea. When WERL reconvenes, I think it is important that we do something really stupid, to keep with the founding traditions of the "ERL" series.

I'm sorry PuntMeister, I completely disregarded your original post. I got sucked into the vortex that is Eddie and have a short attention span, and I'm obsessive compulsive, or is it compulsive obsessive, I can never remember, but if a picture is crooked I go nuts, plus I'm self-absorbed and easily amused....whoa, pretty girl....I think I am a hypochondriac too, except I heal miraculously and can regenerate limbs. I call mine Little Elvis and we dance sometimes, but I got two left palms so he likes a partner he can lead. If I get told I can't do something I will do it despite myself, or is it inspite.

I remembered the fun I've had at bars and parties wearing those glow stick things. You can attach them and make necklaces, bracelets, earrings, hoola hoops, well anyway they are a lot of fun, fashionable, and shiny and sparkly, just like fake jewellery or secret club baubles. It was just an idea that came to me....whoops pretty girl...have fun, wish I could be there.

 

[PuntMeister]

I'm sorry PuntMeister, I completely disregarded your original post. I got sucked into the vortex that is Eddie and have a short attention span, and I'm obsessive compulsive, or is it compulsive obsessive, I can never remember, but if a picture is crooked I go nuts, plus I'm self-absorbed and easily amused....whoa, pretty girl....I think I am a hypochondriac too, except I heal miraculously and can regenerate limbs. I call mine Little Elvis and we dance sometimes, but I got two left palms so he likes a partner he can lead. If I get told I can't do something I will do it despite myself, or is it inspite.

I remembered the fun I've had at bars and parties wearing those glow stick things. You can attach them and make necklaces, bracelets, earrings, hoola hoops, well anyway they are a lot of fun, fashionable, and shiny and sparkly, just like fake jewellery or secret club baubles. It was just an idea that came to me....whoops pretty girl...have fun, wish I could be there.

Wow! A post in concert with the original post. What a novel idea! Gee, thanks Gomez. I really wish you could be there. In time, in time. Great idea re: the glow sticks. Adding 'hit the dollar store' to my iphone calender as I type this. (left hand is pretty dextrous you know). Sparkly speaking, I like the 'bling' factor of something that glows of its own accord, and I am NOT referring to Eddie's bum. Now I will be dreaming of dollar store baubles all night! Oh, pretty pipe cleaner! Gotta go. Have fun. Live long. Fuck hard.

-Punt.

 

[Gomez Adams]

Great idea re: the glow sticks.
Now I will be dreaming of dollar store baubles all night! Oh, pretty pipe cleaner! Gotta go. Have fun. Live long. Fuck hard.

-Punt.

Thanks, glad I could help. Good night Punt, don't forget to say your prayers.

This is my usual petition...

Now I lay me down to sleep
I pray the lord my soul to keep
If I die before I wake
let me go with a smile on my face.

 

[uncleg]

Any ideas for some WERL swag?
- Party favours? (like those things you blow at new years and they roll out and bonk your sweetie in the nose. Maybe we could get one that makes a noise resembling W-i-i-i-i-i-i-i -r-l. That would be cool)
- WERL buffs (a bandana in official werl colours, autographed by Che Guevera)
- A secret WERL decoder ring? (although I have no idea what it would decode)
- WERL Iron-on Tattoes. Like the heart that says "mom", except it says "WERL". Would look really good on Uncleg

Well, you get the idea. When WERL reconvenes, I think it is important that we do something really stupid, to keep with the founding traditions of the "ERL" series.

What, you don't like the tattoo I got ?