well I TOFFT!!!

[DQ Guy]

Well slap me and call me stupid..
no wait don't..

So I'm sitting here bored as all hell.. too much paper work
not enough boobies..
I decided to give one Desiree from CL a go at er..
what could it hurt right......

well shit on me for not taking my own advice again.
On the phone shes like well its $$.8 plus 40 for the driver for basic
FS. so I'm like sure sounds ok to me.. I'm horny as all heck right now
and MR righty isn't gonna cut it tonight.
well I should have just hung up the phone right there and said good night.
But if I did that I wouldn't be writing this now would I..

The Pics on CL.. Not really even close. they must be from a few years back.
serves me right. should have asked "now why are her pics different then the rest of those CL girls?"
Mind you shes a little larger, not too big but I don't like liars. She gets inside
and we talk business first. I want to know what I'm gettin
BAMN she hits me with well its $$$$$ for 1/2hr fs.
I'm like WTF. you said $$.8. Now there is no way I'm paying this chick $$$$$!
sorry but I'm willing to go a little ways but not that far. no sir re bob...
I got her down too $$$.8. for Basic FS..
should have sent her on her way..
She starts off handing ME the condom... WTF!!
then says no kissing no downstairs. Hell she wouldn't even Grab the little guy for a tug to get things going!!
Ok I think, get this over with.
WAMN BAMN NOW GET OUT MAM....
in and out in under 15mins.
Good thing I have some money to burn or I'd be really fucking Pissed.
Ohhh wait I am...

I should have kicked her out to start with, but the little guy said nope get it over with first..

so advice to you all, and your welcome by the way. Stay wayyyyy far away from
those CL lawn chair girls. unless you've got Lots and lots of extra cash..

WTF was I thinking

never again shall I TOFTT with CL. Thats it!! I'm done!! For f*ck sakes
I need a beer and a Dilly bar

 

[Evilsince81]

Yikes bro that's a pretty major TOFTT...
I'm sure more then one of us are grateful though!

 

[HB40]

LMAO

sorry DQ, but I laugh because I thought you were playing xbox. Sounds like none of your joy sticks had any fun tonight. Better go see your fave tomorrow to put everything back to normal.

 

[jim]

OMG you mean LarryFlyntRules is a SHILL????

Hey DQ perhaps you sucked down a blizzard too fast and got brain freeze? According to LFR

P.S.

Desiree has a gorgeous face. Absolutely gorgeous.

She is 100% open minded to everything on the menu.

She is a curvier girl, but for such a young gal, she is really hot looking!

 

[Evilsince81]

Speaking of xbox...
I'm playing Bad Company for xbox360 right now. So good!

 

[IMBCK]

Jesus Mary and Joseph

 

[DQ Guy]

Ohhh sure Jim..
I guess its all in the eyes of the beholder..
Openminded sure If you have ALOT of money.... shit BASIC FS
Started at 5Browns.. BASIC

I had to work to get her to go down a bit, should have let her go..
she wouldn't even touch the little guy, wouldn't even put on the jimmy hat
WTF.. last wed I had 2 Georgous gals for 6browns, and I tell you
It was well worth it. but come on WTF 5browns.... No friggin way

and by the way HB40, I'm back playin Gears of War. better waste of my time
then Desiree

 

[jim]

Let's Fix His Wagon

I have a suggestion for all you guys. If you are sick and these ripoffs and blatant lies let's give LarryFlyntRules the attention he deserves and each of us just block him.

 

[Blackjack21]

Don’t worry too much. With these lackluster reviews, and quick money grabs it won’t be long until they are out of business. They might grab a few more guys, but in the long run, they will realize that business is not going to be too good. Short term gain is short thinking.

The biggest thing is how word gets around about rip-offs. We’ll see how they try to spin it.

 

[jackcb]

I have a suggestion for all you guys. If you are sick and these ripoffs and blatant lies let's give LarryFlyntRules the attention he deserves and each of us just block him.

Didn't larry say the extra cash was for the security guards? If this was true where was this guard hiding and just how much is he paid for 30 minutes work? The whole thing has to be a sham

 

[DQ Guy]

Guard?? Maybe the gas to keep the car running in my driveway

You'd think he would park down the street or something.
What really gets me is on the phone it was $$.8
but when she gets there its 5browns all of a sudden.?...??
I'm sorry to say but there is no way she was even worth $$.8.
I would have been better off calling mike or kent for f*ck sake.

 

[rescue911]

thaks man

sorry to see that you were the fall guy for the rest of us. in the long run there will be a reward of some sort for your sacrifice.....but you did save the guys on this board a lot of grief and wasted time.

what comes out of this is a greater appreciation of the ladies who provide outcall and deliver a professional service....ashlee, mischa, karma, etc....they are honest in their pricing and honest in the way they get into, and deliver their service...too bad there are not a lot more like them in edmonton.

 

[DQ Guy]

How true indeed.
back when Karma was around here you got a lot better bang for your buck,
and there was a girl who enjoyed the sessions. Hell there are a bunch of girls who do better by far. I say stick to perb, and away from CL..
It would seem that there are a bunch of newer gals out there that are in it for the quick cash.
And when you get people like LFR praising them its hard to believe what you read.
I'm just here to help you out. I don't mind paying for good service. but this
one really took the cake so to speak.

 

[trawler]

Thanks DQ

I have been scouting Desiree's pics for ages and the LG was wearing the BG down. It would have been a disappointment to bring her in with high expectations and send her on her way.

The SP's working from those phone numbers are all rediculously expensive and other thnn the one reviewed by Noddy, it appears none of them are VFM at any price.

 

[GPguy]

With all the options at MP's why do you even chance Craigs list? Has anyone had a positive experence?

 

[DQ Guy]

I've had one good one. Babeoo aka Renee.
Shes a treat

 

[jackcb]

With all the options at MP's why do you even chance Craigs list? Has anyone had a positive experence?

Kristy and her brunette friend Ashley...but i wanna know if she is still around. Kristy changed her picture recently to something that doesn't look legit. TBH, she sold me with her honest and real original pictures.

 

[Evilsince81]

I saw Alexis and Holly from CL at my bar last weekend or the weekend before.
Alexis looks damn good in person.
Can't say for Holly as I'm a brunette lover and was kinda distracted

 

[rescue911]

in answer to gpguy

i do not know if you are aware of this but trawler introduced this board to ashlee, and mischa. both were first spotted on craigs. i recently had a great meeting with aslii from craigs..again after someone else from this board toftt and was rewarded with a great session.

gems are sometimes found in strange places...remember you have to kiss a few frogs to find that real princess. ..or great SP.

 

[jim]

gems are sometimes found in strange places...remember you have to kiss a few frogs to find that real princess. ..or great SP.

Yeah but who wants to pay $$$$$ to kiss a frog?