Way to go Canada!

The Bostonian

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Thank you Canada !!!!!

I'm newto Perb, my very first post, I was born in Boston, Mass. and now living in Vancouver.
I just want to thank all the kindness and generosity from the Canadian people who have given their hard earned cash to the relief efforts in New Orleans.
 

Maury Beniowski

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I catch your drift, LK. Evidently, events from the Great White North doesn't get around too fast!

I hope someone lets the USCG know before they arrive, or there could be a fight to get in!
 

shedevil

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A SAVAGE LUST GARDEN
Here's a little Canadian pride....

Remember - Keep Smiling - It makes people wonder what you are
>up to
>
>
>
>
>
> SO, WHAT DO CANADIANS HAVE TO BE PROUD OF?
>
>
>
> 1. Smarties
>
> 2. Crispy Crunch, Coffee Crisp
>
> 3. The size of our footballs fields, one less
>down, and bigger balls.
>
> 4. Baseball is Canadian (First game June 4, 1838,
>in Ingersoll, Ont.)
>
> 5. Lacrosse is Canadian
>
> 6. Hockey is Canadian
>
> 7. Basketball is Canadian
>
> 8. Apple pie is Canadian
>
> 9. Mr. Dress-up beats Mr. Rogers
>
> 10. Tim Hortons beats Dunkin' Donuts
>
> 11. In the war of 1812, started by America,
>Canadians pushed the Americans back...past their 'White House'. Then we
>burned it...and most of Washington. We got bored because they ran away, so
>we came home and partied...Go figure..
>
> 12. Canada has the largest French population that
>never surrendered to Germany.
>
> 13. We have the largest English population that
>never ever surrendered or withdrew during any war to anyone. anywhere.
>EVER.
>
> 14. Our civil war was fought in a bar and it
>lasted a little over an hour.
>
> 15. The only person who was arrested in our civil
>war was an American mercenary, who slept in and missed the whole thing...
>but showed up just in time to get caught.
>
> 16. A Canadian invented Standard Time.
>
> 17. The Hudsons Bay Company once owned over 10% of
>the earth's surface and is still around as the worlds oldest company.
>
> 18. The average dog sled team can kill and devour
>a full grown human in under 3 minutes.
>
> 19. We still know what to do with all the parts of
>a buffalo.
>
> 20. We don't marry our kin-folk.
>
> 21. We invented ski-doos, jet-skis, velcro,
>zippers, insulin, penicillin, zambonis, the telephone and short wave radios
>that save countless lives each year.
>
> 22. We ALL have frozen our tongues to something
>metal and lived to tell about it.
>
> 23. A Canadian invented Superman.
>
> 24. We have coloured money.
>
> 25. Our beer advertisements kick ass
>
> BUT MOST IMPORTANT!
>
> 24. The handles on our beer cases are big enough
>to fit your hands with mitts on. OOOoohhhhh Canada!!
>
> 25. And we don't bomb our allies.
>
> oh yeah... and our elections only take one day.
>
> Pass this on if you are proud to be Canadian!!!
>
> I AM CANADIAN!!!
>

Enough said. ;)

Let's not forget the loose drug laws... :p Oh, Canada indeed!
 

The Bostonian

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Thank you Boing

Thank you Boing!


You can always visit Vancouver for thee meantime!

An welcome aboard as well!!
 

The Bostonian

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Krispy Kreme Doughnuts beats Tim Hortons and Dunkin Doughnuts

Sorry She Devil,

Krispy Kreme Doughnuts beats Tim Hortons and Dunkin Doughnuts. At my Vancouver office, Krispy Kreme doughnuts are gone right away, but when Tim Horton's doughnuts are there, it'll be sitting there for hours.
 

The Bostonian

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Zambonis are invented in Southern California?
Go figure. Well I guess money is one great incentive!!!!
 

Maury Beniowski

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Necessity is the Mother of Invention..?

We had no use for them. As a native Bostonian, you probably recall our Ice Age climate before Global Warming came along. We didn't need Zambonis, whereas Southern Cal had to enclose their rinks. We just flooded our ice surfaces at night; Californian rinks would have been swimming pools if they tried that.
 

The Bostonian

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Sure does makes sense.
Remember the good old days when winter was winter with snow and summer was summer without West Nile disease to worry about?
 

culeon

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shedevil said:
Remember - Keep Smiling - It makes people wonder what you are
>up to
>
>
>
>
>
> SO, WHAT DO CANADIANS HAVE TO BE PROUD OF?
>
>
>
> 1. Smarties
>
> 2. Crispy Crunch, Coffee Crisp
>
> 3. The size of our footballs fields, one less
>down, and bigger balls.
>
> 4. Baseball is Canadian (First game June 4, 1838,
>in Ingersoll, Ont.)
>
> 5. Lacrosse is Canadian
>
> 6. Hockey is Canadian
>
> 7. Basketball is Canadian
>
> 8. Apple pie is Canadian
>
> 9. Mr. Dress-up beats Mr. Rogers
>
> 10. Tim Hortons beats Dunkin' Donuts
>
> 11. In the war of 1812, started by America,
>Canadians pushed the Americans back...past their 'White House'. Then we
>burned it...and most of Washington. We got bored because they ran away, so
>we came home and partied...Go figure..
>
> 12. Canada has the largest French population that
>never surrendered to Germany.
>
> 13. We have the largest English population that
>never ever surrendered or withdrew during any war to anyone. anywhere.
>EVER.
>
> 14. Our civil war was fought in a bar and it
>lasted a little over an hour.
>
> 15. The only person who was arrested in our civil
>war was an American mercenary, who slept in and missed the whole thing...
>but showed up just in time to get caught.
>
> 16. A Canadian invented Standard Time.
>
> 17. The Hudsons Bay Company once owned over 10% of
>the earth's surface and is still around as the worlds oldest company.
>
> 18. The average dog sled team can kill and devour
>a full grown human in under 3 minutes.
>
> 19. We still know what to do with all the parts of
>a buffalo.
>
> 20. We don't marry our kin-folk.
>
> 21. We invented ski-doos, jet-skis, velcro,
>zippers, insulin, penicillin, zambonis, the telephone and short wave radios
>that save countless lives each year.
>
> 22. We ALL have frozen our tongues to something
>metal and lived to tell about it.
>
> 23. A Canadian invented Superman.
>
> 24. We have coloured money.
>
> 25. Our beer advertisements kick ass
>
> BUT MOST IMPORTANT!
>
> 24. The handles on our beer cases are big enough
>to fit your hands with mitts on. OOOoohhhhh Canada!!
>
> 25. And we don't bomb our allies.
>
> oh yeah... and our elections only take one day.
>
> Pass this on if you are proud to be Canadian!!!
>
> I AM CANADIAN!!!
>

Enough said. ;)

Let's not forget the loose drug laws... :p Oh, Canada indeed!

Wrong on #11. It was the British who did that. If it weren't for us, the British, you guys will be part of the evil empire today. Also on #13, it's us the British who fought all these wars. The only one that Canadians took action was WWII.
 

The Bostonian

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Curious, what would Superman be like today if his creator Joe Shuster and his family decided to stay in Toronto?

Maybe Superman would have a Maple leaf instead of the "S" symbol?


Any ideas?
 

dittman

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11. In the war of 1812, started by America,
>Canadians pushed the Americans back...past their 'White House'. Then we
>burned it...and most of Washington. We got bored because they ran away, so
>we came home and partied...Go figure..
>
actually you were still british citizens sucking on the queen mums tits

13. We have the largest English population that
>never ever surrendered or withdrew during any war to anyone. anywhere.
>EVER.

You forgot the little thing called Dieppe
 

smackyo

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culeon said:
Wrong on #11. It was the British who did that. If it weren't for us, the British, you guys will be part of the evil empire today. Also on #13, it's us the British who fought all these wars. The only one that Canadians took action was WWII.
actually culeon you are kind of wrong. although the generals of the battles of 1812 were brits the majority of the armies fighting in that war were first nations canadians, expelled americans from after the civil war, as well as native born canadians. all the members of butlers rangers which were kind of like a guerilla strike force were not born nor set foot on the u.k. and they were an intregral part of that war.

you are wrong on 13 as well but i don't feel like getting into it.
 
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