Remember - Keep Smiling - It makes people wonder what you are
>up to
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> SO, WHAT DO CANADIANS HAVE TO BE PROUD OF?
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> 1. Smarties
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> 2. Crispy Crunch, Coffee Crisp
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> 3. The size of our footballs fields, one less
>down, and bigger balls.
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> 4. Baseball is Canadian (First game June 4, 1838,
>in Ingersoll, Ont.)
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> 5. Lacrosse is Canadian
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> 6. Hockey is Canadian
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> 7. Basketball is Canadian
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> 8. Apple pie is Canadian
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> 9. Mr. Dress-up beats Mr. Rogers
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> 10. Tim Hortons beats Dunkin' Donuts
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> 11. In the war of 1812, started by America,
>Canadians pushed the Americans back...past their 'White House'. Then we
>burned it...and most of Washington. We got bored because they ran away, so
>we came home and partied...Go figure..
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> 12. Canada has the largest French population that
>never surrendered to Germany.
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> 13. We have the largest English population that
>never ever surrendered or withdrew during any war to anyone. anywhere.
>EVER.
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> 14. Our civil war was fought in a bar and it
>lasted a little over an hour.
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> 15. The only person who was arrested in our civil
>war was an American mercenary, who slept in and missed the whole thing...
>but showed up just in time to get caught.
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> 16. A Canadian invented Standard Time.
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> 17. The Hudsons Bay Company once owned over 10% of
>the earth's surface and is still around as the worlds oldest company.
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> 18. The average dog sled team can kill and devour
>a full grown human in under 3 minutes.
>
> 19. We still know what to do with all the parts of
>a buffalo.
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> 20. We don't marry our kin-folk.
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> 21. We invented ski-doos, jet-skis, velcro,
>zippers, insulin, penicillin, zambonis, the telephone and short wave radios
>that save countless lives each year.
>
> 22. We ALL have frozen our tongues to something
>metal and lived to tell about it.
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> 23. A Canadian invented Superman.
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> 24. We have coloured money.
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> 25. Our beer advertisements kick ass
>
> BUT MOST IMPORTANT!
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> 24. The handles on our beer cases are big enough
>to fit your hands with mitts on. OOOoohhhhh Canada!!
>
> 25. And we don't bomb our allies.
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> oh yeah... and our elections only take one day.
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> Pass this on if you are proud to be Canadian!!!
>
> I AM CANADIAN!!!
>
Enough said.
Let's not forget the loose drug laws...

Oh, Canada indeed!