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Walked Out!

gr8_punk

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There are so many fake pictures on ERS or Vancouver Backpage claiming to be 'REAL'. Has any one of you ever find yourself in a situation where you get to an in-call location and realized the pictures were clearly fake and just walked out! Personally, I have never done it, but there are times I wish I would have.
 

Ms Erica Phoenix

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I agree! Oddly enough, I had it happen to me recently, and it's pretty well known here there and everywhere that my pictures are 100% me! He was polite about it all, but it still took me aback quite a lot! I guess sometimes the fantasy in someone's head could outstrip the reality, even when the reality is already pretty real...Do I wish the gent had stayed so I could have taken him upstairs and changed his mind? Not sure....as BC_BABE says, probably for the best.
 

Tarzen

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Lots of fake ads of 36E size bust and age 19. Half the bust size and double the age posted to be exact. They are desperate to lure you in. When you call them and if it sounds like a "Lady". Don't bother.. majority of the time that is what you will see or get.

There is one that have a young girl doing the reception and direct you to the "lady". It's a game of surprises. You don't see whats advertised. I ask to see the line up. They always say only her and no one else. That's a lie... there is more than 1 or 2 in the incall besides her. You head back out and they will open the door for you to leave.

Always have plan B going to these in call places.

Overall from past experiences... majority of them are bad services... they get your money... give you a shower... give you a lame massage... get you to shoot... out you go... the worst thing is paying for 45 to 60mins and i swear the session is only for 15mins. No such thing as refund and they rotate the girls to different in call location. so there is no such thing as repeat business. i guess this is what one night stand is.

There are some good ones that are not like this... it's a gem if you find them.

Don't feel ashamed to walk out because they don't feel ashamed lying to you and getting your hard earn money.
 

Ms Erica Phoenix

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You being a Perb advertiser, this surprises me. The time I've been on Perb ( I don't do many reviews simply because once in awhile I visit a private - non reviewed - Asian micro that satisfies me and much more affordable ) . Anyway, In the past, when I did visit Perb ladies quite often, not once did I meet a lady who's photo was fake. Those were all Caucasian ladies mind you. If one reads perb review section fake ads shouldn't be a sneak attack since many " toftt " guys have stated that.
It surprised me too luv, since his contact email said "I am a REGULAR READER ON PERB, I enjoy reading your blog, and I am intrigued by you." Apparenltly not enough. For WHATEVER reason, when he showed up at the door, he declined the appointment. I'm just sorry for the requests I had to turn down because he'd confirmed his appointment!
 
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I agree! Oddly enough, I had it happen to me recently, and it's pretty well known here there and everywhere that my pictures are 100% me! He was polite about it all, but it still took me aback quite a lot! I guess sometimes the fantasy in someone's head could outstrip the reality, even when the reality is already pretty real...Do I wish the gent had stayed so I could have taken him upstairs and changed his mind? Not sure....as BC_BABE says, probably for the best.
Probably just a tire kicker with no money ... wanted a 'look-see for free'.
 

papillion

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I agree! Oddly enough, I had it happen to me recently, and it's pretty well known here there and everywhere that my pictures are 100% me! He was polite about it all, but it still took me aback quite a lot! I guess sometimes the fantasy in someone's head could outstrip the reality, even when the reality is already pretty real...Do I wish the gent had stayed so I could have taken him upstairs and changed his mind? Not sure....as BC_BABE says, probably for the best.
Too many pooners read with their "little head" instead of their big head
I think BC_BABE hit the nail on the head IMHO.
 

peacectryguy

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I find there are lots of "fake ads" out there but most of the time, they can be smelled out fairly quickly. I never just look at the picture and just "jump in". The bait and switch is common in all advertising, not just this industry. You have to be willing to read between the lines( this takes some practice) and just be willing to do some simple research. BP is notorious for this as is CL. One easy way to sniff them out is look at ads from nearby areas and even not so nearby. If you see an ad from a provider in say Calgary for dates such and such and then the same ad in Van for the exact same dates, it's obviously some scam by an agency or something else. Chances are the pics are fake and the ad is fake. Just one example here that I recently noticed on a BP ad. Also the ones that don't put a city they are in or any details whatsoever, I just skip no matter how good they may look.
As for the guy who walked out on Ms. Erica, makes no sense to me. Don't see how there can be any confusion there but maybe he had some crazy fantasy image in his head, I don't know. Anyway, it might behoove all of us as clients to realize that this isn't some hollywood fantasy world. These are real people, they are going to have some imperfections as do we. They aren't going to advertise or show off those imperfections, they will instead enhance the positives to attract our business. This is not a deception, just smart business sense. Most of the ladies here are pretty open and honest. Guys just need to read what the ladies say. Visuals are good but they aren't the end all/ be all.
 
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Happened to me the other day.... guy says I look younger in my pictures and I say well I am 40 years old... you should have asked on the phone how old I am. So he left, and I texted him saying it wasn't very polite to talk to me that way and waste my time. That I take pride in what I do and I freshly showered, lit candles, and have clean towels for the bed.... he says he wants younger pussy and I say that is fine, but just because I am 40 doesn't mean I don't have a nice pussy... then he kept trying to come back, but I said it was no good because I want to see men who are happy to see me and appreciate me. I said he already ruined the rapport and I would not provide the best service after being treated like that.

Sometimes it can be a weird sort of power trippy thing ... had a guy once come over and look me up and down and make obvious disapproval faces and sounds .. like "hmmmm, nah, ummm" so I just opened the door back up and gestured for him to head back out ... then he was like "oh no I'll stay, it's fine, I'll stay" ..... uh, no, you won't ! Off you go ! There is no shortage of respectful guys out there who are just looking for some plain old good luvin !
 

peacectryguy

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Happened to me the other day.... guy says I look younger in my pictures and I say well I am 40 years old... you should have asked on the phone how old I am. So he left, and I texted him saying it wasn't very polite to talk to me that way and waste my time. That I take pride in what I do and I freshly showered, lit candles, and have clean towels for the bed.... he says he wants younger pussy and I say that is fine, but just because I am 40 doesn't mean I don't have a nice pussy... then he kept trying to come back, but I said it was no good because I want to see men who are happy to see me and appreciate me. I said he already ruined the rapport and I would not provide the best service after being treated like that.
Sounds like an immature boob to me. Sorry he wasted your time. I get a kick out of that "younger pussy" line. He obviously has no clue about women and their sexuality. You are in your prime years, Ms. Evangeline Grace. His loss, I say.
 

peacectryguy

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Sometimes it can be a weird sort of power trippy thing ... had a guy once come over and look me up and down and make obvious disapproval faces and sounds .. like "hmmmm, nah, ummm" so I just opened the door back up and gestured for him to head back out ... then he was like "oh no I'll stay, it's fine, I'll stay" ..... uh, no, you won't ! Off you go ! There is no shortage of respectful guys out there who are just looking for some plain old good luvin !
Amen to that.
 

Ms Erica Phoenix

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Sometimes it can be a weird sort of power trippy thing ... had a guy once come over and look me up and down and make obvious disapproval faces and sounds .. like "hmmmm, nah, ummm" so I just opened the door back up and gestured for him to head back out ... then he was like "oh no I'll stay, it's fine, I'll stay" ..... uh, no, you won't ! Off you go ! There is no shortage of respectful guys out there who are just looking for some plain old good luvin !
Yep...or some kind of masturbatory thing, like the guy in Sault Ste. Marie who used to drive around with no pants on, trying to pick up hitchhikers...and Jewel, you showed admirable restraint in not kneeing him in the nards first. Well done, you!
 
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LOL, that is exactly what I was saying to myself that night!! "You just don't get it." And he was not exactly handsome himself lol. I get a lot of compliments on my curves and how I am a real woman. How I am genuine, and truly a sensual woman with a good soul... those are words I hear from men. When some guy comes in here and looks at me like that and leaves, he won't be welcome back lol. It's a shame that some guys don't have a clue about what true intimacy really is.
There was a review on here recently where someone reviewed a lady who is well known to be the top provider in her area of expertise ... he complained about seeing her nose hairs ... I guess some guys don't want the real thing ... they should just stay home and watch porn.
 

Ms Erica Phoenix

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LOL, that is exactly what I was saying to myself that night!! "You just don't get it." And he was not exactly handsome himself lol. I get a lot of compliments on my curves and how I am a real woman. How I am genuine, and truly a sensual woman with a good soul... those are words I hear from men. When some guy comes in here and looks at me like that and leaves, he won't be welcome back lol. It's a shame that some guys don't have a clue about what true intimacy really is.
Hmmmm....well since you describe the experience as SO similar to mine, and I just got an email from another EXTREMELY WELL KNOWN lady with whom he pulled the same bullsh*t, I am starting to wonder. Therefore, I'll ask.

jewel, Evangeline, (etc): Did he use the name KEVIN when he booked with any of you? Is it possible he's scoping our places out for some other reason? I don't know about your security, Ms EG, but in MY case, he'd find that nefarious purposes are best avoided.
 

cherise

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Is it possible he's scoping our places out for some other reason? I don't know about your security, Ms EG, but in MY case, he'd find that nefarious purposes are best avoided.
some guys just bget their kicks doing it.... like they go jerkoff thinking of the sp sitting there alone and feeling degraded. that is their "kink"

there was one guy who used to book appts,call to say he had arrived and he would be lurking nearby watching the girls door to see her open it and look around and then call him back (to which he doesnt answer as his hands are full)

he told me this himself!
 

BORKO

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Sometimes it can be a weird sort of power trippy thing ... had a guy once come over and look me up and down and make obvious disapproval faces and sounds .. like "hmmmm, nah, ummm" so I just opened the door back up and gestured for him to head back out ... then he was like "oh no I'll stay, it's fine, I'll stay" ..... uh, no, you won't ! Off you go ! There is no shortage of respectful guys out there who are just looking for some plain old good luvin !
So, it ended up working for both parties then right? Since neither of you had to go through sexuallying experiencing each other and you're probably better for it.

There was a review on here recently where someone reviewed a lady who is well known to be the top provider in her area of expertise ... he complained about seeing her nose hairs ... I guess some guys don't want the real thing ... they should just stay home and watch porn.
And perhaps that would have been solved if the client had walked out so no review would have been put forth. Although it does make me wonder what people think is acceptable to complain about, I mean it sounds like a fine line between "ideal fantasy GFE experience" and "realistic GFE experience" when it comes down to things like girls shaving their legs and such..
 
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So, it ended up working for both parties then right? Since neither of you had to go through sexuallying experiencing each other and you're probably better for it.
Ya for sure ... wish there was a way to screen out people with hidden agendas, ie: guys who are just visiting SP's randomly who aren't even their type just so they can write a big long tale of their conquests.
 

BORKO

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Ya for sure ... wish there was a way to screen out people with hidden agendas, ie: guys who are just visiting SP's randomly who aren't even their type just so they can write a big long tale of their conquests.
For those folks you could perhaps:

1) Go on a DNR list; or
2) Demand a PERB/TER screen name for bookings.

As 2 ideas off the top of my head...
 
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