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edmontonsubbie

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So, this is the message that I get back as an automated reply to my inquiry as to whether Ms. Jolie might be available to see me. Now I'm thinking maybe I'm banned. Maybe the entire world is scheming against me. Maybe I need a new tinfoil hat. Then comes the reply of "yes, I could see you at that time on Friday". Consider it booked. Deposit offered by me, declined by Ms. Jolie.

So, let me just set this up. I am a virgin....at least, that's what my buddy tells me. According to him, 5 years without sex regains you your virgin status. Sadly, I've managed to live without an intimate encounter of that sort for almost 6 years. But, it's been by choice for the most part and I have managed to keep myself occupied and interested in the whole cool D/s culture with all of its attendant and various benefits. I always find such an intimate encounter as fucking someone to lead to further emotions on both sides of the fence and I haven't been interested in the slightest in engaging with someone on such a personal level. But, it's time. My birthday had just passed and enough was enough. Actually, I chose Ms. Jolie way back in the fall when HB40 and I made a bet about smoking. If anyone could take away my virginity, it was Ms. Jolie. HB raved about her, Freyja raved about her, and so how could I not think that was anything but a good bet. I trust those two completely. So.....that's the set up.

It went.....amazingly well. She came down to the lobby to greet me, she was everything I expected plus a bit more. She gave me a hug and we rode up the elevator with a passle of other hotel occupants....me feeling like the cat that's about to eat the canary. Just for clarification, I find intelligence extremely sexy. I have watched Ms. Jolie's posts on the perb board with interest. She's got some smarts and....omg....has she got the allstar body or what. I remember asking HB....is she really THAT good looking? The pictures on her website are just, well, stunning. He replied...."yes".

We get up to her room, beautiful large suite and she invites me onto the bed for a cuddle and a chat. I am quite comfortable with her and she is making sure of that. Nothing during the evening was rushed. I attempted to rush a bit and she was the one saying...."just relax, I have got this"....or some such as that. She took complete care of me. Asked a few questions, we exchanged a few smiles and laughs, took the time to get to know me a bit....then blew my doors off in the bed. This chick knows what she's doing, she's a total pro, she just...gets it.

Thank you Ms. Jolie, that was an epic journey and I have a big silly smile on my face for the memory of it. You took the time to work with me and I'll not soon forget that.

most very respectfully,

eddie
 

mikeret17

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Sounds like an excellent belated birthday present to yourself. :D
And sounds like you couldn't have chosen a better gift to unwrap.
Excellent review.

I have never had the pleasure of Ms Jolie's company, but I have listed her on my Make Dreams Happen wishlist.
 

Dr_X_man

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Sounds like an excellent belated birthday present to yourself. :D
And sounds like you couldn't have chosen a better gift to unwrap.
Excellent review.

I have never had the pleasure of Ms Jolie's company, but I have listed her on my Make Dreams Happen wishlist.
x2, well said
 

Fuzzy Thumper

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Happy belated. :)

Actually, I chose Ms. Jolie way back in the fall when HB40 and I made a bet about smoking. If anyone could take away my virginity, it was Ms. Jolie.
I knew it! I said to myself, "Self - this Eddie guy, he's a good fella... but he's talking about chasing a travelling tr... oh no! He's gonna be "mackin'" on your Quebecios Cadeau! Just you see, that's what he's fixin' to do...."

And lo and behold... :mad:

HB raved about her... I remember asking HB....is she really THAT good looking? The pictures on her website are just, well, stunning. He replied...."yes".
Ooooh, and I knew that Hippie-sharing-fecal-weasel had a hand in it too. :mad:

(he's right of course, mind you... she's a vision and a half... :D )

This chick knows what she's doing, she's a total pro, she just...gets it.
She almost always "gets it" twice. She's very kind, and lovingly persistent... :D

And, to her chagrin, persistence begets persistence... I've chased Ms. Jolie down in three different cities (it might have been four recently, if it weren't for a bit of bad luck on my part :( ). She's worth chasing.... :)



Congratulations, Mr. Eddie. You chose VERY well. ;):D
 

Dark_Knight

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Happy belated birthday Eddie. Sounds like it was a memorable one! I have not had the pleasure of Ms Jolie's company, but her pics look absolutely scrumptious!
 

jdtipper

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So, let me just set this up. I am a virgin....at least, that's what my buddy tells me. According to him, 5 years without sex regains you your virgin status. Sadly, I've managed to live without an intimate encounter of that sort for almost 6 years.

eddie
I wonder what Lilith has to say about that ;)
 

edmontonsubbie

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Ooooh, and I knew that Hippie-sharing-fecal-weasel had a hand in it too. :mad:

Congratulations, Mr. Eddie. You chose VERY well. ;):D
LOL!!!!!!!! Is that the same as a shit head??? I can't say I've ever heard the term before but it's funny as all fuck. Thanks for the belated wishes and, yes, I agree....I did choose well.

Awh Eddie i feel lucky that you have choose me..As a gift for your birthday and taken away your cherry...
Looking to play part 2:p
Bisous VJ
Tis me of course who was the lucky recipient of that encounter and I thank you for it.

I wonder what Lilith has to say about that ;)
"Why JD Tippah" (say this is in a down south Scarett O'Hara Mock Shock Accent) "Ahh can't buleeve you would call mah virginity into question like that! You're such a saucy boy!"

Suffice it to say that during my delightful encounter with Ms. Lilith.....the only penetrating done was by her....not by me. Maybe you are right JD....maybe I wasn't a virgin. After all, she fucked me over....but, it's just not the same buddy. Ms. Jolie did, in fact, take away my foolishly earned cherry and I remain grateful to her for the memory.

regards,

eddie
 

Dark_Knight

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Suffice it to say that during my delightful encounter with Ms. Lilith.....the only penetrating done was by her....not by me. Maybe you are right JD....maybe I wasn't a virgin. After all, she fucked me over....but, it's just not the same buddy. Ms. Jolie did, in fact, take away my foolishly earned cherry and I remain grateful to her for the memory.
Now why would you not want to do the penetrating with Ms. Lilith? She is fun to do that with!

and now back to Ms Jolie; she sure does look good. Sounds like you had a great time being "de-flowered" again.
 

vidwindow

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Victoria Jolie? Now that is one Hell of a woman! Good choice Subbie! Happy belated birthday! And may you always find what you need my friend...Cheers!
 
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