Vegas vs Niagara falls
Go to Rhino room 2 or Paradise gentlemans. Big bucks, Here is what happens in vegas: Generally all clubs are valet parking $10 or so to tip the valet, $10 - 20 to get in the door, $10 for a drink, If you want a lap dance you have to buy the girl a drink $10 Tip the bouncer to get in the champagne room $10-20 and then its $20 a song for very low mileage, mostly keep your hands at your sides lame dances. Keep in mind these are US dollars. Dont worry if you run out of money you can hit the ATM there the service charge is only $20!!! WTF
Compare that to Niagara Falls Ontario.
Park your own car, Cover charge at seductions or sundowner on a weekend is only $5. Free during the week! Drinks are $4 - $6 . Want a lap dance with any one of the oh 100 plus ladies in the club, just grab her hand and introduce yourseld, have some good conversation and head to the vip. No cover, no tip no drink to buy (unless you want to!) and its $20 Canadian per song. Total hands on experience if you know what I mean. This is hands down the best place on earth to go see the strippers. The 2 clubs are side by side and you go on a weekend and there will be in excess of 200 girls to choose from. I love this place. Best bang for your buck in a strip club in North America!
Niagara falls has forever tainted me against going to a US strip club. There is NO COMPARSION forget the waterfall, The strip clubs there are the REAL 7th wonder of the world!
Do my one-step shoppin' for the girl of my dreams
'Cause I can always be sure that she's as good as she seems
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Kiss 1998