Vegas strip clubs

sexdemon207

Member
May 16, 2004
84
0
6
49
Seattle
Anyone have any advice for the best Vegas strip clubs? Im looking for a place that averages good mileage with decent pricing.

Thanks.
 

dirtyd

New member
Jan 19, 2006
33
0
0
Any strip club in vegas is a complete rip off, for how much your going to spend there, all you will walk out with is blue balls.
 

Rocker1965

Livin Large
Jan 24, 2006
148
0
16
Where its at
Vegas vs Niagara falls

Go to Rhino room 2 or Paradise gentlemans. Big bucks, Here is what happens in vegas: Generally all clubs are valet parking $10 or so to tip the valet, $10 - 20 to get in the door, $10 for a drink, If you want a lap dance you have to buy the girl a drink $10 Tip the bouncer to get in the champagne room $10-20 and then its $20 a song for very low mileage, mostly keep your hands at your sides lame dances. Keep in mind these are US dollars. Dont worry if you run out of money you can hit the ATM there the service charge is only $20!!! WTF

Compare that to Niagara Falls Ontario.

Park your own car, Cover charge at seductions or sundowner on a weekend is only $5. Free during the week! Drinks are $4 - $6 . Want a lap dance with any one of the oh 100 plus ladies in the club, just grab her hand and introduce yourseld, have some good conversation and head to the vip. No cover, no tip no drink to buy (unless you want to!) and its $20 Canadian per song. Total hands on experience if you know what I mean. This is hands down the best place on earth to go see the strippers. The 2 clubs are side by side and you go on a weekend and there will be in excess of 200 girls to choose from. I love this place. Best bang for your buck in a strip club in North America!

Niagara falls has forever tainted me against going to a US strip club. There is NO COMPARSION forget the waterfall, The strip clubs there are the REAL 7th wonder of the world!

Do my one-step shoppin' for the girl of my dreams
'Cause I can always be sure that she's as good as she seems
Take it off, give it to me
Take it off, like you'd do me
I wanna see what's inside, 'cause you got nothin' to hide
Take it off, pretty baby
Take it off, drive me crazy
You know you make me so hot, I wanna see what you got
Take it off, yeah!
Kiss 1998
 

Steve Ray

Banned
Jan 8, 2004
140
0
0
Death Star
I went to Sapphire gentlemen’s club a while ago and it was great. I spent about two hours with one girl and then she convinced me to take a private dance in my hotel room.

It was quite funny since they are not allowed to go home with clients. I left in the club limo and she took a taxi and met me in the lobby.

The place is huge with about a 100 girls available for dances. If memory serves me correct is was about $100 for 3 dances in the private area.

If you are willing to spend some cash it will be fun otherwise go to one of the more shady places. The girls won’t be as good but it will cost you less money.
 

BigBlue

Member
Jan 27, 2006
412
0
16
Tips:

Your criteria included: "good mileage with decent pricing". To me, that includes friendly pretty girls who pay patrons some attention, good constant stage shows, a minimum of hussle/nag for dances, and energetic private dances--all at a price that won't leave you feeling ripped off and allow you to spread out your money over a few hours while enjoying the stage shows and perhaps enjoying a private dance or two, as well!!!
So here goes:
  1. Remember, there are two kinds of establishments in Vegas: topless and full nude. To me, topless is a waste of time. If you are going to pay, why not get the full meal deal? That's why a couple of establishments already recommended do nothing for me. I didn't even try them (ok, you can criticize me for that), for the reason that these places were billed as topless only, and when I passed them they had (as noted) valet parking!! Can you say "cha-ching $" ? That is just not my style!
  2. Do a google search and check out a few sites on your own. A couple of starting places might be http://www.reviewjournal.com/entertainment/stripclubs/ or http://www.stripclubreview.com/vegas.html. Although the second site displays the current date, it is deceivingly dated. It still offers some useful info, though,. Prices and other details are pretty accurate, although I was dissappointed that my favorite pic (Wild J's) had closed!! To verify info, you could always use the yellow pages and call from your hotel room, too
  3. Using "Strip Club Review" my favorite pics were L'il Darlings and Deju Vu Showgirls. Here's why: Full nudity. A decent number of attractive,young natural dancers. Continuous shows. A venue intimate enough to enjoy the stage show up close, but still find a quiet corner. One shot admission got you a bottomless pop. Most dancers were happy if you were sitting in the front row and threw them the odd dollar. The rare dancer had attitude and got a little pissy, but these were far outnumbered by the very appreciative, enthusiastic , friendly girls. Occassionally, the house would hold events during the night: for example, you hold up a buck, and the girl would stand on her head naked, in your lap!!!!!!
Good value all around, at these two places. Both located West of the strip in semi-industrial areas. Possible to walk there--a bit of a jog but I did it, and I'm no athlete!
  • A surreal place: "Pussycat Lounge" (I think)....I don't really recommend it, just thought I'd tell you about it cuz it's weird. Way out in an industrial area. Tiny. Two dancers on, both latinas. One was more experienced than the other and showing her the ropes. Not your classic beauties (kinda crooked teeth, girl next door), but a turn on for me! Both practically did a bump and grind lap dance on me as part of the show, as I was the only patron and the stage was floor level with the audience!! Weird.!
  • Disappointing rip-off: "Talk of the Town", on the bus (the "deuce") on the way to downtown. Tiny. Overpriced. Asian girl went all pouty on me: "I have n't had a dance tonite, but all the other girls have".....basic dance was more than the other places, and she tried to upsell me.....she could tell I was pissed! Got out of there fast!!
SO: Research, choose, explore, enjoy! If you don't like the feel of a place after paying your entrance fee and sitting down for half an hour, cut your losses and move on!!!! There's plenty to choose from, young man!!!!!!
 
Vancouver Escorts