Vasectomy

lenny

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masterpoonhunter

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this is why bags of frozen peas were invented
 

Luckylou555

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Almost felt like a burning sensation for a few days ..make sure you shave the right area ..Haha I had a bit of an awkward moment when the nurse took out the razor..
 

badbadboy

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The procedure itself was quick and pain free.

Staying put on the couch for 3+ days was the hardest part. I did as I was told because a buddy felt great after his and ended up with a nutsack full of blood the size of a volleyball. It had to be drained using a scary big needle.
 
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I heard about a guy who almost died from a vasectomy.

The quack doctor accidentally cut a blood vessel and he almost bled to death through his scrotum.
 

sybian

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I heard about a guy who almost died from a vasectomy.

The quack doctor accidentally cut a blood vessel and he almost bled to death through his scrotum.
You do have a large blood vessel on the inside of your leg, near the surface in the area where your leg meets your hip.....and it would be right next to your nutsack.
It is a target area in edged weapon combat in military training, and is secondary to only the jugular vein in your neck....yikes, that’s one sloppy scalpel jockey.
 
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here4fun

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was virtually pain free, used it as an excuse to take a day off work and spend the weekend on the couch,
 

gotstocum

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I second Dr. Pollock, no pain, maybe a small prick. some swelling that night and the next day - ice packs worked great, didn't take any of the pain killers that were prescribed. Got it done on a thursday morning and back at work on the monday (work in a office, so no heavy lifting).

Also, Mary Jane helped out from thursday through saturday!
 

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You do have a large blood vessel on the inside of your leg, near the surface in the area where your leg meets your hip.....and it would be right next to your nutsack.
It is a target area in edged weapon combat in military training, and is secondary to only the jugular vein in your neck....yikes, that’s one sloppy scalpel jockey.
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MRGREEN

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Years ago, non incision procedure. 10:00 am... back in the office after lunch.... no pain or swelling. He said you can use a frozen bag of peas for pain if needed, i asked why not mixed. and then asked if need be can't i just use a gel ice-pak? Not sure why it's always peas :)
 

vanblue

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I jogged home from mine. Just kidding...procedure was pretty painless.....2 days of swelling and was back at work on Monday
 

Van Chambers

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Years ago, non incision procedure. 10:00 am... back in the office after lunch.... no pain or swelling. He said you can use a frozen bag of peas for pain if needed, i asked why not mixed. and then asked if need be can't i just use a gel ice-pak? Not sure why it's always peas :)
Because peas are good for nothing else....
 

islander1-1

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Harmless... Next to no pain (I must be a bit numb down there) I was grocery shopping the next day and no time off work was necessary.
Volume decreased by about 25% but still shoots... just shootin blanks..
 

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I went to dr Pollock but had trouble doing cowgirl for years after, had to put my hands under her ass so she didn’t come down to hard.
 
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