Universal Law of Love

[billa69]

Derived from Newtons Law

Love Can Neither Be Created Nor Be Destroyed; Only It Can Transfer From
One Girlfriend To Another Girlfriend With Some Loss Of Money


**First Law Of Love:**

A Boy In Love With A Girl, Continue To Be In Love With Her And A Girl
In Love With A Boy, Continue To Be In Love With Him, Until Or Unless
Any External Agent(Brother Or Father Of The Gal) Comes Into Play And
Break The Legs Of The Boy.


**Second Law Of Love:**

The Rate Of Change Of Intensity Of Love Of A Girl Towards A Boy Is
Directly Proportional To The Instantaneous Bank Balance Of The Boy And
The Direction Of This Love Is Same To As Increment Or Decrement Of The
Bank Balance.


**Third Law Of Love:**

The Force Applied While Proposing A Girl By A Boy Is Equal And Opposite
To The Force Applied By The Girl While Slapping.`

Disclaimer: Not made by me

 

[luvsdaty]

I saw this on a tee shirt'i have the pussy,I make the rules'ound:

 

[sevenofnine]

I saw this on a tee shirt'i have the pussy,I make the rules'ound:

cute,
some times that rule doesn't apply though, girls don't realize the power that thier pussy has.
i guess it comes down to, whether the guy needs pussy more, or she needs a man in her life more.


i was standing outside with a buddy at work, he was smoking, me don't smoke just enjoying the sunshine.

but there was this supper hot girl obvioulsly having a fight with her boyfriend, and arguement
and buddy and me just watched them, the guy was just being a jerk it seemed the girl just kept on walking but oh my she was smoking hot. and the guy finally came back alone.

me and buddy, just looked at each other,
how fucking stupid we didn't need to explain,
each of us would kiss the ground this girl walked on for her pussy.
me im in a sexless marriage him much the same.

he is about fifteen years younger then me,
but both of us horny not getting enough. or have been there.
and well when your in that kind of way, you will do anything for pussy.
it makes no sense you loose your senses actually,
but when you need pussy, the world becomes rather crazy. or you do.
and this girl was hot and the guy was a jerk,
fuck, how fucking stupid.

 

[uncleg]

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