TP

[perbal rain]

Use toilet paper and touch my ass? Uh, I'm not gay bro

 

[MissingOne]

Any of you been hunting in the middle of a fir forest without TP and a leaf tree for miles ? Third after poison ivy and fiberglass insulation I'd say fir branches even with new growth it ain't fun

Moss works. Try to find bits that don't contain grains of sand.

 

[Uncled]

In ancient Roman communal toilets, everyone used a shared sponge on a stick.

(It’s OK, they were rinsed after each use).

 

[Chuckerbie]

In ancient Roman communal toilets, everyone used a shared sponge on a stick.

(It’s OK, they were rinsed after each use).

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I was told by my brother when he was in South Asia all they had was a can with a bit of water in it to dip your LEFT hand finger in. That tough for me being left handed.

 

[rlock]

The thing to do in the woods is use the skin of a bear.

The downside is afterwards having to deal with an angry bear.

 

[Forum mod]

OK that's reached the absurd. Thanks for the laughs.

 

[grusse]

many of the malls in Bangkok and Seoul have those push-button toilets with the water-spray followed by a hot-air drying function.

no need for paper.

 

[Bunghole1]

I am the great bunghole I need TP for my cornholio

 

[jgg]

Any of you been hunting in the middle of a fir forest without TP and a leaf tree for miles ? Third after poison ivy and fiberglass insulation I'd say fir branches even with new growth it ain't fun

How do you forget to throw ass wipe in your pack?

Every piece of equipment around here has at least one roll in it.

 

[carvesg]

How do you forget to throw ass wipe in your pack?

Every piece of equipment around here has at least one roll in it.

1980 13 years old left home in a hurry to go grouse hunting. I was on a trail between leaf Forrests ...but in the fir stretch and could not wait any longer to walk an extra mile or km to get to the leaf trees. Desperate measures for desperate time ...lol

 

[Gagan]

Few years ago I immigrated to Canada, was surprised to see country with 70% of the world's fresh water cut countless trees so that ppl can wipe their ass with softest TP.
Than I saw ppl become save environment warriors while still wiping their ass with TP.
Than came covid and I saw ppl hoard and fight over TP rather than food. I was surprised to learn toilet paper was more important than food.
I think TP is the solution to world problems, may be it can be used to try and mediate peace between Russia and Ukraine, instead of financial sanctions we need to impose toilet paper sanction on Russia.

 

[masterblaster]

 

[westwoody]

When lockdowns started Costco had a separate line just for TP. Limit of two. I still have a few packs of 36 rolls in the basement.

 

[Uncled]

I still have a few packs of 36 rolls in the basement.

There’s nothing worse than stale toilet paper.

Serves you right for being a hoarder.

 

[Mrmotorscooter]

Rocks work well also
https://fejguy.medium.com/how-to-wipe-your-butt-using-natural-tp-ebb85756e77

 

[jgg]

Few years ago I immigrated to Canada, was surprised to see country with 70% of the world's fresh water cut countless trees so that ppl can wipe their ass with softest TP.
Than I saw ppl become save environment warriors while still wiping their ass with TP.
Than came covid and I saw ppl hoard and fight over TP rather than food. I was surprised to learn toilet paper was more important than food.
I think TP is the solution to world problems, may be it can be used to try and mediate peace between Russia and Ukraine, instead of financial sanctions we need to impose toilet paper sanction on Russia.

The world needs a good ass wiping!

 

[jgg]

1980 13 years old left home in a hurry to go grouse hunting. I was on a trail between leaf Forrests ...but in the fir stretch and could not wait any longer to walk an extra mile or km to get to the leaf trees. Desperate measures for desperate time ...lol

Socks.