Top Ten Signs That You Think That ISIS Was Involved

[take8easy]

Top Ten Signs That You Suspect ISIS Was Possibly Involved in the last session that you had:


10. The girl smelled like gunpowder down there.
9. The girl opened the door with a black flag shaped cloth wrapped around her.
8. She complained about size of your ‘pistol’.
7. She kept lower part of her face covered the whole time.
6. She referred to her bedroom as bunker.
5. She farted and then said, “Oh don’t worry, that’s just my brothers target practicing in the backyard.”
4. All her dildos were either automatic or semi-automatic.
3. She only uses crude oil as lube.
2. She told you her favourite place to visit is Syrian desert.
1. She told you that her name J.J. stands for Jihadi Jane.
Bonus:
a. While discussing food, she told you her favourite is beheaded chicken.
b. While seeing you off, she whispered to you, “If you are in to costumes, I have a hand made suicide vest too.”


Disclaimer: Meant for entertainment only, and I am not trying to mock anyone’s faith, religion or nationality.

Edit: The idea behind writing this is about the paranoia that seems to have become part of daily life these days. This is not to suggest that there really was an ISIS link there.
Thanks.

 

[Quarter Mile'r]

Good one T8E :lol:ound:

Upon reflection of the session with her remembered a couple of other items of interest.

C. All those hair extensions were used machine gun belts.
D. The fancy nails she got done were adorned with sparkly pistol and rifle casing primers.
E. Scales she had in the corner are for weighing powder charges for ammo, not for coke or heroin.
F. Wind chimes at the entrance to her abode were made with spent AK-47 brass casings.

Oh yah one last thing she said whatever you do, do NOT light the candles.

Those were sticks of dynamite in candle holders just for decoration.






.........................QM'r

 

[take8easy]

Thanks Q.M. I am glad you enjoyed it.
I added the following lines to my post later because I was probably not very clear. So, the idea behind writing this is about the paranoia that seems to have become part of daily life these days. This is not to suggest that there really was an ISIS link there. it is about how a client (mis)interprets things while with an escort.
Thanks.

 

[VanessainVictoria]

Thanks Q.M. I am glad you enjoyed it.
I added the following lines to my post later because I was probably not very clear. So, the idea behind writing this is about the paranoia that seems to have become part of daily life these days. This is not to suggest that there really was an ISIS link there. it is about how a client (mis)interprets things while with an escort.
Thanks.

Very funny, honey!

 

[sybian]

Number 4 to 10 could be any girl around my neighbourhood .......In these parts a stripper who rates an strong number 8 in looks , simply has a full set of teeth, and can slide up and down a piece of 3 inch oil well casing, instead of a brass pole.

 

[Quarter Mile'r]

Thanks Q.M. I am glad you enjoyed it.
I added the following lines to my post later because I was probably not very clear. So, the idea behind writing this is about the paranoia that seems to have become part of daily life these days. This is not to suggest that there really was an ISIS link there. it is about how a client (mis)interprets things while with an escort.
Thanks.

Sure did man.
Turning anything going on these days into something humerous is ALWAYS a good idea. To much paranoia
and literally bad shit going on these days. If for any reason just to get away from shitty and tragic things
happening like in Vegas. Good GOD!!

I DO NOT mean to say to turn what happened in Vegas into something humerous.

We do need more humour though these days as it seems to be a rare commodity.





........................QM'r