Top 3 favorite movie quotes

Kingpin29

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"Smoke some fucking crack with me bro!"
LOL this scene gets me everytime.
 

johnnydepth

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This shit's chess, it ain't checkers!
When I'm good and ready, I'm gonna to walk through the front door.
You got me straight trippin boo.
 

JimDandy

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Some great lines from this scene:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15_VliW6X1Q

JR: I'm on a budget Sandy.

Sandy: What!?

JR: I can't afford you.

Sandy: I'm not a hooker!

JR: Then I really can't afford you.

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JR: What I mean is, the cheapest woman tends to be the one you pay for.

Sandy: [stands up, angrily] I am *not* a hooker!

JR: Well, a hooker would get the joke.

Jeb: [enters with his four buddies] What's this?

Sandy: He called me a whore.

Jeb: Is that true?

JR: Well, nobody said whore. She inferred hooker, but I meant slut.

Punk: Hey. That's our sister.

JR: Is she a good kisser?

Jeb: Hey. Outside.

JR: Pay your check first.

Jeb: I'll pay later.

JR: You won't be able to.

Jeb: You think?

JR: All the time. You should try it.

Jeb: It's a great joke, but I'm gonna beat your ass. Do you want to do that here or outside?

JR: Outside.

[gets up]

Jeb: Stay here, Sandy.

Sandy: I don't mind the sight of blood.

JR: [walks by Sandy] Well it means you're not pregnant, anyway.

Last line is the best lol.

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