Tips for a Fantastic Experience

[thehounded]

Who would be a great SP to visit for a first-time pooner?

What are the things you have to know about this hobby (e.g. mannerisms)?

Do you guys take any supplements (e.g. Forta, etc.) to enhance the experience?

Is tip expected for popular SPs?

 

[thehounded]

Maybe I'm unfamiliar with the forum function, but I have come up with nothing relevant to my questions when I used the search function.

 

[Peyton Anders]

Take a peek at the advertising forum and choose a lady that best fits your personal aesthetic. There's lots of fantastic women in Vancouver, you'll have many to choose from! You can use the search function by entering their name and their reviews will come up. The reviews will give you a better insight into their personality and service styles.

As for mannerisms, all you have to do is be a respectful gentleman. Good hygiene and manners are all we ask for! Tips are never expected but ladies always appreciate them. A gift like flowers or chocolates goes a long way too, but the best gratuity is a repeat visit!

Hopefully that helped!

 

[Blonde Brynn]

I'm feeling nice today, so:

a) Look around advertising sites for girls with detailed enough websites that you can get a feel for what they are like. Cross-reference with their reviews, to make sure they are the real deal.

b) Decide on your favourite. Then email her, and ask what she prefers . Explain your nervousness as a newcomer, and your desire to make sure all parties are comfortable. Wait for a response. If you don't get one in a timely fashion, or her response doesn't help put you at ease, move down the list.

c) Don't take anything you don't normally, as it could cause unexpected side effects that will tamper with your experience. Also, don't use any creams or sprays she could come into contact with and have a negative reaction to. Numbing creams an unpleasant surprise in so many ways >.<

d) Tips are never required, but are appreciated. Small gifts tend to elicit a more positive response than a cash gift of their dollar value. A decent bottle of wine, a small box of nice chocolates, maybe a cute pair of stockings. Once again, just ask what she likes, to make sure she isn't a teetotaler or paleo or something that makes your gift useless to her. Also, be discreet in how you carry any gifts, so as not to announce the purpose of your visit to her neighbours.

 

[manni]

Who would be a great SP to visit for a first-time pooner?

What are the things you have to know about this hobby (e.g. mannerisms)?

Do you guys take any supplements (e.g. Forta, etc.) to enhance the experience?

Is tip expected for popular SPs?

wish I could help out a first timer. I remember my first time at this,
it was at an AMP and I was nervous. but the nervousness went away
after repeat visits. important to remember: poon within your means.
you'll notice it in your bank statement.

PERB is a good platform for research but I think
there has to be a leap of faith on your part also, otherwise
you're living vicariously through the point of view of others.
no two pooners are alike.

maybe start with paid advertisers?
most receive good reviews and do so for the outstanding service.
be prepared to pay a higher fee.

regarding manners–
don't pull a Jian Gomeshi is all I can say.

good luck with the hobby and have fun with it.
and don't forget to post your first review. the seasoned veterans
on PERB would appreciate it.

 

[janje]

What are the things you have to know about this hobby (e.g. mannerisms)?

My advice is to always treat it like a date in real life. Remember that excitement and apprehension that you get on a first date that made it so good. Strive for that.
- shower -- it doesn't really matter if you will be showering again when you get there, if you want someone to touch it make it clean.
- be polite -- you often get what you receive, treat the lady with lots of respect the the returns are worth it
- get to know one another -- give yourself enough time on the clock to get to know each other a little bit first, it translates well into the activities later
- bring a token of affection -- a bottle of wine or some flowers goes over really well
- let her know what you want -- it is tough to receive your best experience when she is working in the dark
- give more than you get -- the more you put into it, the more you will get out of it

Who would be a great SP to visit for a first-time pooner?

Think of what you want, do a lot of research about the ladies that might fulfill that. Don't cheap out your first time. And stick to all of the above. It has served me well.

Have fun!!!!

 

[badbadboy]

Maybe I'm unfamiliar with the forum function, but I have come up with nothing relevant to my questions when I used the search function.

Go to the Advertiser/Escort Review area and input a name you have found then search her reviews. Or go to erslist, find a name and four digit phone number to input it into the search area.

I see Brynn and Peyton have replied already. To be honest, you could do absolutely no wrong in going to see either lady. They will treat you extremely well.

 

[sevenofnine]

When I was a nervous newbi not knowing what was what.

My first lady I saw was absolutely the best lady out there not judged by me, but by every guy out there.
Read the reviews read the forum the boards, if there is any hiccup she is not the best.


The lady I saw, even people guys that didn't like her, the worst they could say was amazing girl, simply not my style or my thing.
She had and still has a bullet proof reputation.

And after seeing her and being a regular, have to agree. Simply the best experience I have ever had. But chemistry and other things led me in another direction,

I think this hobby is about fit and what your looking for, but you really don't know that until you meet a few girls, and experience different things and what you end up being comfortable with.

You need to find yourself and your pooning style and find the girl or girls that fit it.
The fun part is exploring everything that is out there.

But a starting place is only seeing the best, as judged by fellow pooners,

A warning though,
My first experience was like a dream come true.

I was hooked.

I would say it worked for me,
But not every guy has done this and come out the other end and say it was a good thing, guys have ruined there life chasing women and skirts. Whether a civi or a professional.

I think that saying is true,
Be careful what you ask for, because its out there,

But can you deal with it?

 

[take8easy]

Only see reputed and well reviewed SP's to start with.

Going in, do not keep your expectations too high and too low. You would be shocked how deceiving pictures can be.

Do Not believe everything that the ad says. Especially if you are going to see a lady that has not been reviewed. Be ready for unexpected and unpleasant surprises. In most cases the ads are made to lure you in. "YMMV" is usually a safety net used by SP's to wiggle themselves out of your requests.

ASK and TELL: Ask the SP openly about what they offer. Tell them that you are a noob, and tell them what you expect. Having said that on more than occasion, my question, "Is DFK on the menu?", was answered with , "Yes, kissing is allowed." See, how they avoided the question.? Well, I avoided the ones who tried to go around my question.

Be Clean: I might be contradicting myself, but some SP's who only offered LFK or just plain kissing, turned out to be ok with DKF after they realised that my breath didnt stink. BBBJ and DFK is YMMV. So, be clean, chew gum, brush teeth about an hour before, avoid bad alcohol, if you must, just have a shot of good quality vodka. Chew gum, I usually chew gum on my way to the incall and just before entering I discard the old one and use a new one. Whenever a shower is offered, DO NOT decline. Make sure to wash your front and back. Asian SP's almost always clean you themselves during accompanied showers.

Be polite and respectful: Yes, you are paying them for an hour, but you don't own them. They are real women who have a real life away from this profession. Play by their rules, and more often than not you will be suitably rewarded with good service. Remember, being a man doesn't mean treating a woman like a doormat, but being a man means being graceful and dignified.

Do Not Negotiate: Her rate is her rate. If you don't want it, you shouldn't go to her anyways. Do not waste your and her time. Also, TIP. I usually, in fact almost always, tip upfront. By the time the initial greeting and a few hugs are over, I know if this is going to be good or not. So, before I hit the shower, I add (or dont add) the tip to my donations. But that is upto you, if you want to tip or give her a gift upfront.

Leave your heart, ego and sentiments at the front door with your shoes.: I don't know how else to elaborate that.

These women earn lots of money, but it is not an easy job to do, which is a bit hard to understand for us men. Respect that fact.

Good Luck

T8E

 

[ddcanz]

Very simple. As in life, just be a decent and respectful guy. And if it's going to be your first time, then I recommend hooking up with an experienced provider, and letting her know you are "new" to the game- you will probably learn a shit-load about this hobby. Read some threads in the "Lounge" area- you will quickly see who some of the more mature-minded and gracious SPs are. I think it was Badger John that gave me that little nugget of advice during one of our "debates". I definitely don't agree with a lot of what BJ extolls, but this will certainly broaden your outlook on the hobby and those that participate in it. You will also see that there are real women in the industry with real lives and views- not just fantasy bimbos and scam-artists out to fuck you over. Once you get your feet wet you'll be more comfortable diving into the deep end of the pool, eventually even Taking One For the Team with limited or no intel whatsoever. And again- I can not emphasize this enough- be RESPECTFUL! More often than not it will be returned to you in kind. Enjoy!

 

[vancity_cowboy]

tipping is expected at the low end - asian mp's and micros

imo tipping is not required at the high end, they charge enough to cover tips

and tipping is definitely not required at the upsellers... you know, extra for bbbj, extra for msog, extra for this, extra for that

 

[Poondoggle]

All of the above plus- learn to shave your balls. Nobody likes hair in their mouth.

 

[Ms Erica Phoenix]

My advice is to always treat it like a date in real life. Remember that excitement and apprehension that you get on a first date that made it so good. Strive for that.
- shower -- it doesn't really matter if you will be showering again when you get there, if you want someone to touch it make it clean.
- be polite -- you often get what you receive, treat the lady with lots of respect the the returns are worth it
- get to know one another -- give yourself enough time on the clock to get to know each other a little bit first, it translates well into the activities later
- bring a token of affection -- a bottle of wine or some flowers goes over really well
- let her know what you want -- it is tough to receive your best experience when she is working in the dark
- give more than you get -- the more you put into it, the more you will get out of it




Think of what you want, do a lot of research about the ladies that might fulfill that. Don't cheap out your first time. And stick to all of the above. It has served me well.

Have fun!!!!

Great advice, sir, as always. I'd change ONLY one thing: As much as I love getting flowers, my personal preference is a little dark chocolate (Mmm...dark chocolate melting in my mouth, your lips on mine...) Gentlemen showing up at my suburban front door 3 or 4 times a week looks odd. Tucking a little box of Purdy's under your arm does not! <3

 

[Ms Erica Phoenix]

Very simple. As in life, just be a decent and respectful guy. And if it's going to be your first time, then I recommend hooking up with an experienced provider, and letting her know you are "new" to the game- you will probably learn a shit-load about this hobby. Read some threads in the "Lounge" area- you will quickly see who some of the more mature-minded and gracious SPs are. I think it was Badger John that gave me that little nugget of advice during one of our "debates". I definitely don't agree with a lot of what BJ extolls, but this will certainly broaden your outlook on the hobby and those that participate in it. You will also see that there are real women in the industry with real lives and views- not just fantasy bimbos and scam-artists out to fuck you over. Once you get your feet wet you'll be more comfortable diving into the deep end of the pool, eventually even Taking One For the Team with limited or no intel whatsoever. And again- I can not emphasize this enough- be RESPECTFUL! More often than not it will be returned to you in kind. Enjoy!

DD this is a GREAT response.

 

[thehounded]

A warning though,
My first experience was like a dream come true.

I was hooked.

I would say it worked for me,
But not every guy has done this and come out the other end and say it was a good thing, guys have ruined there life chasing women and skirts. Whether a civi or a professional.

I think that saying is true,
Be careful what you ask for, because its out there,

But can you deal with it?

This is one of my few but main concerns. lol

 

[thehounded]

Thanks all for your detailed explanations.