Those are nice pants ... can I test the zipper?

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MILK

The milkman goes to the door to collect his money, when he knocks the door swings open and he walks in. The place is a mess, beer bottles and liquor bottles everywhere. He is just about to leave when the lady of the house comes down the stairs. He looks at her then looks at the mess She catching the hint, explains that they had a big party last night. The milkman spots a blanket in the corner with holes all cut out. “What was that for?” He asked Well she explained “We were playing party games last night, were we had all the men line up behind the blanket and stick there penis’s out the holes. Then all the women went along and tried to guess whose was whose.” Man that must have been some party wish I here. Well you might as well have been here your name came up several times.
 

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Twelve monks were about to be ordained. The final test was for them to line up nude, in a garden while a nude model danced before them. Each monk had a small bell attached to his privates, and they were told that anyone whose bell rang would not be ordained because he had not reached a state of purity. The model danced before the first monk candidate, with no reaction. She proceeded down the line with the same response, until she got to the final monk. As she danced, his bell rang so loudly it fell off and clattered to the ground. Embarrassed, he bent down to pick up the bell, and all the other bells went off.
 

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Hi Guys !! I'm available for duos with a few fine pussies and I can set up exclusive meets with them as well if you want to meet upon your request .... strongly suggest you take your vitamins at least a week prior to poking
 

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condoms don't guarantee safe sex anymore. A friend of mine Was wearing one when he got shot by the woman's husband.
 

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Duos available.... contact me at 778-838-9907
 

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Dad, what happens if a condom tear?
Look at yourself...
 

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Little Sally came home from school with a smile on her face, and told her mother, "Frankie Brown showed me his weenie today at the playground!" Before the mother could raise a concern, Sally went on to say, "It reminded me of a peanut." Relaxing with a hidden smile, Sally's mom asked, "Really small, was it?" Sally replied, "No, salty." Mom fainted.
 

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A Japanese couple is arguing about how to perform highly erotic sex.

Husband: sukitaki. Mojitaka.
Wife: "kowanini! Mowi janakpa!"
Husband replies angrily: "Toka a anji rodi roumi yakoo!"
Wife on her knees, literally begging: "Mimi nakounddinda tinkouji!"

I can't believe you just sat there trying to read this! You don't know any Japanese. You'll read anything as long as it's about sex....
sometimes I worry about you. You're in need of some serious help!
 

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Boobies :loco:
 

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currently sexually destroying you in my head :loco:
 

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when I get down on my knees it is not to pray :angel::angel:
 

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A daughter asked her mother, "Mom, how do you spell 'scrotum'?"
Her mom replied, "Honey, you should have asked me last night—it was on the tip of my tongue.
 

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I have some openings for incall use and also I am
Moving my office ... staying in the yaletown area ... can't wait to see y'all there !!
 

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New incall coming soon! I will be in yaletown still.

Please inquire by email or my mobile for one on one , duos, dom and Fetishes. I do not frequent my perb inbox - my apologies in advance
 

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Hey perberts I'm in Burnaby today. I also have a special friend coming to keep me company ... what's in store ?
 

yasmine

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Duos available with the naughty Temple of Ashley. Please respond by Text preferably with your request.
 

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hey guys....
im available all weekend and would love to hear from you. i have an addition to my play pad. she's persian.....sexy and playful. we are interactive and waiting on you to play and be blown away.....

have i peaked your interest?
 

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a husband asked his wife, 'why wont you tell me you're about to cum?'

She replies, ' because i don't like calling you at work."
 
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