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hitrack

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Feb 25, 2003
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ah hockey I s'pose

You spend 40 yrs in an Asylum for the Criminally Insane. While in there everything is a blur, you cease to live, breath, and function. This is you


During the time you are known as....

Back Door Billy because of your extended shower time

or

You always try to play the HEAVY to scare your fellow inmates, and soz the screws won't hassle ya.
 

hitrack

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Feb 25, 2003
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stevie, not to boink though

Your captain of the starship Enterprise NCC-1701F. You are on a routine mission to photograph and collect data from a star in the solaris nebula that recently went super nova. No biggie....right. WRONG. On route you encounter a temperal riff, time and anti time are about to collide leaving you with two options....

You quickly divert power from life support and all non esential stations to focus a partical phase diffusion beam on the center of the riff hoping it will disperse the energy thus stoping the anti time phenomenon.

or

WTF ther is only a few min to live so you decide know is as good a time as any to go down on counselar Troy :)
 

hitrack

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Feb 25, 2003
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surf

Your building a bird house with your boy and you run out of 60 grit sandpaper. No problem you.........

drop your gich and rub the bird house on the stubble on your balls which is probably the equivelent to 40 grit, or so your wife says from the carpet burn your balls gave her snapper.

or

you drive to canadian tire with your boy to buy some more sandpaper.
 

carlotta

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Dec 11, 2003
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Drive to Canadian Tire... ((Been there lately lookin' for EXOTIC seat covers LOL looooooooooong story))

You bump into a PLAYER you know from your colorful past, you...

smile & continue to drink, on your own tab

OR

you undue another button & sashay over...

Carlotta
hotcarlotta@yahoo.com
 

hitrack

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Feb 25, 2003
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Luxury for cruising of corse.

Buy chocolate easter bunnies at Zellers for up to 50% off the day after easter for your SO because it's a good deal and the fat cow is just gonna shove the whole lot in her friggen pie hole and complain about something anyway.

or

No way, I will buy easter treats for my sweatie at the Bay, or Purdies, or some other establishment where even the simpliest choco bunny is like $15 because I believe you should go broke on gift giving.
 

Boss50

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Feb 27, 2005
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bowli

5- or 10-pin (or, perhaps more appropriately for this board, big balls or small balls)
 

hitrack

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Feb 25, 2003
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roch & roll

Your fukked if you do

or

your fukked if you don't
 

Arizona40

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Jan 24, 2005
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If I'm gonna "do" I might as well be "fucked"

Missonary fuck

or

Cowgirl fuck
 
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