stevie, not to boink though
Your captain of the starship Enterprise NCC-1701F. You are on a routine mission to photograph and collect data from a star in the solaris nebula that recently went super nova. No biggie....right. WRONG. On route you encounter a temperal riff, time and anti time are about to collide leaving you with two options....
You quickly divert power from life support and all non esential stations to focus a partical phase diffusion beam on the center of the riff hoping it will disperse the energy thus stoping the anti time phenomenon.
or
WTF ther is only a few min to live so you decide know is as good a time as any to go down on counselar Troy