Things SP's Have said to me. ( with replies)
- Thread starter Horndog14
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Hmmm.....I see you've met Lisa in Surrey as well?
Did she ask you if she looked like Kim Basinger?
The best one I heard was with a first meeting with a hot young thing. I got a chubby when she opened the door. During our warm up, I had a little difficulty getting two fingers into her tight pussy. I will admit, I do have some girth, definitely bigger than two fingers anyway. When it came time for the main event, she was on top and having some difficulty getting the train into the tunnel. I suggested we try something else, I didn't want to hurt her. Her response was "Fuck no. I want that thing inside me." When she finally succeeded, she ordered me not to move. She rode me like a champ and quivered at least twice. Later that evening I get a text from her. "My pussy hurts, thank you." I texted her back "my dick hurts, thank you."
Once I met an sp and we just clicked had some great sex or at least I thought so and she actually asked me out. She did it all cute like too. I was sbout to leave and she said “dont go yet” then I said “i dont have anymore $ on me” then she laughs and shes like”would you want to go out on an actual date with me? Like just tell people we met off tinder?” I of course said yes. We went out and dated for a a few months(spending time with her without paying) but we ended up breaking up. She broke it off cause she just wanted to focus on making money. Now we hang out platonically and shes become my best friend. Strange how life works.
